“Most Women Are Like Kim Kardashian” OAP Freeze Shares His Experience

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Kim Kardashian‘s NSFW selfie seems to be making more and more waves after the huge splash she made once she shared the picture on her Instagram page yesterday.

Cool FM OAP, Freeze,  has joined the conversation on social media.

He shared this two-part personal experience on Instagram and it sure has gotten a lot of people talking:

Most women are like Kim Kardashian… The only difference is Kim gets paid. A very close ‘married’ friend of mine came around the other day asking me for help. He is into construction and due to the dwindling financial situation in the country he hasn’t sold a house in almost 1 year. So he hands over his iPhone to me to show me some of the his properties asking me to scroll through his gallery. After scrolling through about about 25 pictures of houses I stumbled upon a naked ‘kpek*s’. I tried to quickly scroll away, but before I could my eyes swallowed another and another and another. There were an assortment of pictures of different ‘bits’ and ‘pieces’ of a woman’s naked body without showing her face. A bit embarrassed, I handed his phone over to him. Without a hint of shame, he explained to me that that was his separated account manager he has been ‘shagging’ for a while. According to him, she has a son and she is hot!!!! As I write this, my mind’s eye, I still clearly sees the expression of excitement in his eyes as he described every detail of her body (the remaining 20% I missed in the pictures) he even offered to bring her over to Chocolat Royale so I could meet his ‘trophy’. 2 days later, I stepped out of a meeting in the office only to see about 16 missed calls of which 13 were from my friend. I returned his call and he complained about me not picking my phone that he was at Chocolat Royale with his ‘babe’ and he wanted me to meet her. So I rushed out of my office to Royale to meet them. She was sitting with her back towards the door when I walked in and I mentally tried to match the pieces I had seen on my guys phone to that of the lady in front of me and when she turned around to greet me with a smile that faded immediately she set her eyes on me! My friend must have told her he had a surprise for her or not even told her at all trying to surprise her because I guarantee that if this woman knew she was coming to meet ‘freeze’ she would never have agreed as she is the wife of one of my schoolmates who resides in Yankee…………

Here I am, staring at my friend’s wife sitting next to my other friend, who I know is an absolute freak. I know he must have dissected her body and used it to its maximum potential. My friend also never uses protection because he is quite ‘endowed’ and finds it uncomfortable. He is married and has a string of girlfriends. His wife may or may not have an affair and his girls are mainly university students he is ‘taking care of’. Experience has shown me that most university girls dating rich men, usually have one or two ‘school boyfriends’ who cater to their school needs i.e. Club parties, academic issues etc. My fear for my pastor friend is that he now comes home from America once or 2ce a year and dips into a grimy pool of illnesses and issues both physical and spiritual, shared by at least 20 and as many as 50 other people, because as the saying goes, “you have slept with everyone your partner has slept with”.

I am still in a serious dilemma right now, do I tell my friend or do I hold my tongue and ‘save their marriage’? Anyway back to the main issue……..
There are many differences between Kim Kardashian and my pastor friend’s wife. One is Kanye knows his woman, this includes her abilities, shortfalls etc while my pastor friend ‘thinks’ he knows his wife. He is probably worshiping in the church of ‘assumption’ right now, thinking his wife is a good, decent girl.
The second issue is while his ‘decent’ wife only earns peanuts for her nudes and requires him sending her a monthly allowance from the US, Kim just paid Kanye’s $53million debt.
Rewind to about a month ago when I put up a post saying I would want to have a Kimye relationship with bae he called me up, telling me, in his own words, “to stop glorifying a morally bankrupt woman and her sinful relationship”. My question now, is his own relationship less sinful & more morally upright?
Over to Piers Morgan who accused Kim of being ‘desperate’. Piers your last real job was in 2004 since then you have been hustling like a 2 dollar hooker. You failed in your ‘attempt’ to take over from Larry King & you call her desperate?

67 Comments on “Most Women Are Like Kim Kardashian” OAP Freeze Shares His Experience
  • Ehiwarior March 9, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Over to Freeze who accused Piers Morgan of being ‘desperate” you are a desperado too, must you always have an opinion about everything?
    Your friends wife, mind your business.

    • Olu March 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm

      He should mind his business…really…what is that was your brother’s wife?
      Or..flip the script, what if it was his friend cheating?

      Equality indeed

      I’m not a fan of freezer ….but he is right to be concerned for his pastor’ friend….IF the story if real 🙂

      • Cindy March 9, 2016 at 6:32 pm

        If we are talking equality, he would be advising his freak of a friend too?

    • Damilola March 9, 2016 at 6:50 pm

      Freeze, you are so petty and out of line to call Piers Morgan a $2 hooker and desperate because he has a real job and is worth more than you. If he’s desperate then what are you? The only thing keeping you relevant is running after rich men thinking that will suddenly make you rich, and commenting on social media topics.
      Nobody can fill Larry king’s shoes because both have their different skills and personality. Kim can never pay Kanye’s debt because that’s her whole worth anyway, that’s if Kanye is really in that much debt which I doubt.
      However, I agree with you that there are many women who are kim kardashian. The difference is, they are hiding their true self and pretending. It’s easy to crucify, criticize kim k when many women are doing the same and even worst. We see hers openly but she’s not worse than neither is your friend’s wife better than her just because her husband and people around her don’t know what she’s doing. At least, kanye knows upfront what he’s dealing with. Many men don’t know what their wives, women are doing. Naija women are great as, acting so holier than thou but the same girls who will have two to three bfs at the same time, go after married men with money, sleep with pastors etc.

      • None March 10, 2016 at 10:10 am

        Madam Piers Morgan is struggling career wise since CNN dropped him. And kim made $80 million from her app.

      • Damilola March 10, 2016 at 1:34 pm

        And madam none. Kim k made $80 million which most likely isn’t accurate. And even if she made that much by the time her business partners, lawyers, accountants whoever take their share it’s only $30 million she will take home.Most of it is not cash anyway. Ok, that’s still a lot of money. People need to stop rubbish thinking oh since she makes money than you, your opinion doesn’t matter. Piers morgan has his own thing going for him. How many people get hired by CNN or given such opportunity.

    • larz March 10, 2016 at 4:51 pm

      God bless you Cindy. Not sure why both the guy and girl are both married but somehow Freeze is here slagging off the woman but not the man. Did it ever occur to him to call the wife of his friend to tell her her husband is sleeping with several men? Nope! but it is ok to rat on his friend. Such double standards.

      Finally, you are the type of person your married friend call to leave your office to check out one of his many pictures after sharing her naked pictures. And you went? I say it goes to show a lot about the kind of person you are.
      PS- you dont need to pass around photos of naked girls to be noticed.

  • DatEnuguChic March 9, 2016 at 3:32 pm

    Freeze trying to be relevant by fire by force. He has been like this since our UI days. The guy looooves attention like mad.

    • kehinde March 9, 2016 at 4:02 pm

      WAS FREEZE BORN IN THE MONTH OF MAY? THEY LIKE ATTENTION TOO MUCH

      • Adekunle March 9, 2016 at 5:31 pm

        What d you mean by May Borns are attention seekers? Hasty nd faulty generalization

  • GeeGee March 9, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Mr Freeze now that you are quoting your friend on here are you trying to tell us he wont remember your conversation about a morally bankrupt woman and realize you are referring to him? Either your story is fake or you don’t even know what you are doing to begin with.

    • Jaygirl March 9, 2016 at 5:20 pm

      Thank you. I was just waiting to read through the comments and see if anyone picked up on this. Too much detail on this so called American based friend, will he not find out from this post? Kim K be helping people seek relevance ? ?

  • Tolu March 9, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    The heat from this one wan kill me. So strong and hot.

  • fabulicious March 9, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Na only you waka come Freeze.Attention seeker…see your circle of friends. Anyway before anybody tells me that we have one bad friend that does the most,i just want to tell you that some don’t have such friends. This guy is just a tattle teller.

  • keke driver March 9, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Hmmmm I kinda agree with freeze this time around tho…..I remember when I was serving, my flat mate had a guy who “serviced” Her regularly. On several occasions when this dude had his hand down there, this lady’s Fiance would call, and She would sound so innocent and so in love with this poor boy, the second the guy dropped the call, they swing into action…..what a world, it’s only God that’ll help us o.

    • Sugar March 9, 2016 at 5:36 pm

      Same thing happened during my NYSC days too. this flat mate of mine was engaged with a ring o. She had another bobo that was shagging her in camp and anytime she is about spending the night with the NYSC dude, she would call her fiancee back home and talk so innocently telling him that he wont be able to reach her on the phone because there is no light to charge her phone.
      Poor due was lied to for the whole 1 year we did NYSC and babe was shagging constantly with NYSC boyfriend. After Nysc i saw her wedding pictures on FB with the clueless fiancee and i just shook my head because the guy married “ajeku”

      • Cindy March 9, 2016 at 6:34 pm

        Don’t call another human being an ‘ajeku’. It says more about you.

      • Sugar March 10, 2016 at 11:35 am

        Hwlluwo Cindy, you must be a cheater too for defending such. Birds of same feather always defend crap
        Gerrarahere Girl!

    • Frosh March 9, 2016 at 11:03 pm

      truth of the matter here is women are just as much freaks as men are and with time they have been subdued by things like religion, tradition etc male dominated agencies that have bent over backwards to keep the woman subdued so they can continually have their way with them and keep projecting the notion that men are the “freakier” sex when all the real we are ALL the same, men and women. As there are freaky men, there are freaky women, as there are faithful men, there are faithful women. shikena!

  • Tosin March 9, 2016 at 3:48 pm

    rambling interesting whatever cool

    • Rafaella March 9, 2016 at 4:11 pm

      Hello Tosin! A fellow BNer said you blog Mathematics and you also write books. Please I’m intrested. Whats the name of your blog and how can I get your books? Thanks!

  • selfless March 9, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    Kanye West was never in debt. Kim talking about paying $53million was a tongue-in-cheek. Get your facts right. I get your drift tho.

  • Dizzy March 9, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Stupid and illogical write up. Pls bellanaija, a little discretion in articles published would be appreciated. What does his friends marriage have to do with Kim kardashian releasing sex tapes and nude pictures. OH !! She gets paid! Oooooh! Okay that makes it okay then .
    Freeze is just another desperate wannabe, willing to sell his soul for money and fame. Shameful article.
    And for your info Piers is an award winning presenter and editor since 1985. Let’s see how long Kim’s porn career would last.

  • Nadine March 9, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Freeze o! Uncle please act like your name for once. I mean “FREEZEEEEEEEEEEE”
    Its not everything that you must say your opinion unless you want Kim Kardashian to notice you the way she noticed Chika Ike…lol
    Just look at the way you opened your friend’s yansh and that of your school mate’s wife own. How about acting like a good friend by telling them to stop whatever they are doing? Or you just chill for your lane. Here you are indirectly telling Piers Morgan to mind his biz when you aint doing the same.
    Daddy Freeze abi grandfather Hot. E do! We “haff” hear.

  • Bubu March 9, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    This one na tales by moonlight. Mr Freeze u will be a good Nollywood producer.

  • FasholasLover March 9, 2016 at 4:06 pm

    Freeze, show me your friends and l’ll tell you who you are. Afterall, you broke the home of your current babe. Birds of the same propinquity. You left your job and ran to Chocolate Royale to see the woman. Just listen to yourself. Association of HIV “spreaders”

  • George March 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    MR FREEZE SHUT UP. I just googled the net worth of PIERS AND IT SAYS 20 million dollars yet u call him huzzling for 2 dollar. U ATTENTION SEEKER .SHUT UR MOUTH

  • keeks March 9, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    hmmmm so you just served some tea on your friend and his bae who’s a mummy GO or maybe the mama of a church… i guess this shall be the end of that friendship btwn yall… other friends of freeze, beware, Freeze is now in the business of tea spilling for relevance…
    Although your inference and conclusion makes sense, every woman has a HO in her, just some don’t know it yet, and some get 2016 range while others 3k for drop money.

  • Olu March 9, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    “Most women are like Kim Kardashian… The only difference is Kim gets paid”

    I’ll replace ‘most’ with ‘a lot’.

    Then I’ll call it a true statement.

  • mrs chidukane March 9, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    Wawu! Thanks for telling your friend about his wife! I don’t even know the similarity between Kim and this your obviously cooked up, yet extremely dry story.

  • Loduh March 9, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Why do i think that this dude is a clinical patient for depression?…

  • Anon March 9, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    I feel like I’ve been living in a bubble. Got to know of 2 ladies who were having a no strings attached casual sex only with two of my guy friends and the two ladies were both engaged n claim to be in love with the guys they were to marry. Found a nude pic of one of them on one of the guys phone n I was just shocked. Like her face was showing n she was posing with a smile. I was innocently scrolling through when I saw the picture.

  • Rafaella March 9, 2016 at 4:16 pm

    And he had to leave his work just to see the lady. Lmao! Which means he’s directly/indirectly intrested in the lady too. Lol. Who knows, he might join his friend siddon for the lady’s throne and he’s here forming one goody goody sumborri.

  • Iphee March 9, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    Lmao…. Freeze just cracked me up.
    1.. Your story is either false or really embellished. So your friend wanted to introduce you to his married side chick so that????….. She will take u up as her new client or what ( You are lying bro)
    2. Piers Morgan has a job – Good morning Britain and he has so far been excellent & gets very high ratings ( you are clearly ill informed)
    3. Piers Morgan stood for some thing – Gun control for which many American lives have needlessly been lost ( Unlike you who sounds very superficial)
    4. Even if Piers were to be unemployed he should not therefore not have an opinion. Perhaps you would hail the advice if it was coming from Bill Gates ( Money ain’t every thing dude).
    5 You must really hang out with the wrong crowd to think most women are like Kim more annoying is the fact that you think getting paid makes it okay.
    You are just an unintelligent, shallow & superficial person sha QED

  • Engoz March 9, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    What I don’t understand is why Africans put too much energy on a Kim kardashian, either in defense or in critique of her antics. What is wrong with you people? Ignore this woman for goodness sake. Let the West deal with their nonsense. Cossy Orjiakor has been showing boobs since time immemorial, Freeze is yet to dedicate a post in her defense. Is a Kim now relevant to your African society now than a Cossy? Can we have our priorities right? He just had to latch on the momentum like a fly on shit because it’s coming from the West. Nonsense.

    • wake up! March 9, 2016 at 8:00 pm

      You know what? God will bless you plenty. Nigerians/Africans are so invested in things happening in the West that they abandon the state of their continent and respective nations. Wetin truly concern us with Kim, as in pls let us try to get our priorities right, all over Africa ethnic tensions, violence, and prejudice are killing us, our leaders are raping us blind in conjuction with western powers, the same white people who they fawn over and whose culture they so love to emulate while looking down at their own are the same people who influence our governments in many ways to have policies that benefit them to our detriment. Nigerians i’m just tired, wake up! Open your eyes! Embrace your own! O gini di? Haba! Its now too much. These people dont care about you okay? You should hear the stereotypes all of them have about Nigerians/Africans, I mean all, whether the black americans oh, asians oh, and you people’s beloved white people, it will let you know you have to leave these people and their antics and face ya people and their problems. Our priorities are sincerely messed up and it’s a damn shame. Now I support any human group that has been/ is being oppressed in this world but you should look at the social media of sooo many African youths today, shouting black power, fighting for black americans(which I commend dont get me wrong), being awake to the way black americans are being treated but they will rarely talk about our own problems here, first of all set your house in order Nigerians/Africans, fight for your people first, that is what black americans are doing, fighting for themselves first, they’re hardly talking about Africa’s problems as it should be because they have their own battles. Nigerians/Africans, you cannot pour from an empty cup, help yourselves and your people first! Thank you for saying something so sensible, leave the west to their many times first world problems and face your own, this country is going down in freaking flames and our youths are concerned with dabbing and foreign slangs and forming accent and rejecting our own cultures. Build your community/ethnic group/country/continent. Damn!.

      • yvey_yves March 10, 2016 at 8:47 am

        chale! you are making sense paa!!!

    • Zabeth March 10, 2016 at 6:17 am

      Thank you for this, wow!!!

  • Majestic March 9, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Okay…Freeze,as interesting as I found this your write up…what’s the relevance to Kim kardashian or her sexy mirror selfie for that matter?…FYI,Piers Morgan isn’t desperate,I love his articles,In fact, the desperate person here is you…but in good time freeze,you’ll find that relevance you’re looking for….in good time!

  • Corolla March 9, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    The story just seems contrived, and has nothing to do with Kim K’s story. Everyone is looking for attention these days #agbaya

  • ke March 9, 2016 at 4:52 pm

    CAN SOMEONE SEIZE THIS MAN’S PHONE????

  • mindyourbeeswax March 9, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO this nigga can’t be serious

  • ae123 March 9, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    So Freeze, are you saying you wont mind your daughter posting naked pictures of herself as long as she gets paid.? Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!

  • tito March 9, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    lmao….. this can serve as good Nolly hood movie and be presented for AMVCAS 2017….. best producer in drama or short series. Ini Edo being the ‘wife” , Majid the cheating friend and Segun Arinze the overseas Pastor. buhahhhahahahhaahahaha

    • I just waka come… March 10, 2016 at 10:58 am

      And don’t forget Freeze as the tattle tale friend…

  • ujay March 9, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Mr freeze dis ur tory no be here o. From ur friend wey need help to d woman wey em dey shag, to the woman na ur friend wife wey dey abroad, to kim dat got paid for hers, to piers morgan wey lose em job. What is the message you trying to pass across? You haven’t stated your point…

  • na wa March 9, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    T M I !!! keep kwayet freeze!

  • tito March 9, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    LMAO! Uncle FREEZING u just crack me up real good with this ur write up ….. btwn why do u always think we want your 2 cent over any topic.
    that been said, the good side to this is that i can make a good Nollyhood script and be nominated for the AMVCAS 17 for the best movie in drama or short series, featuring Ini Edo as the “wife” , Majid as the cheating friend and Segun Arinze as the overseas Pastor………. buhahahhahhaahaa

  • Puzzles March 9, 2016 at 5:59 pm

    BNers, you guys can be hypocrites sha!!!

    If it was a man cheating on his wife and the wife is the one who happens to be Freeze’s friend, will you all commenting like this? You would have been encouraging Freeze to tell her and be cursing the other man in question. Now, it’s a woman cheating and you all are telling Freeze to mind his business. Double standard much.

    Freeze, tell your friend. Yes, I said it, TELL HIM!!! before he also catches HIV. That is if he himself is not playing where he is, to which I would say ‘na them know o’.

    Adultery is wrong, whether done by a husband or a wife.

    Why get married if you’ll be cheating on your partner? I would tell my friend if I knew her boyfriend/husband was cheating on her not because I’m a spiteful person but because HIV/AIDS is real.

    “when I put up a post saying I would want to have a Kimye relationship with bae he called me up, telling me, in his own words, “to stop glorifying a morally bankrupt woman and her sinful relationship”. My question now, is his own relationship less sinful & more morally upright?”

    I don’t like Kim Kardashian nor do i like Freeze but i get his point. His point is, all of them condemning Kim Kardashian are committing worse sins than her. For example, his friend sleeping with a married woman.

    • indigo March 9, 2016 at 9:07 pm

      Because the story is a lie.. never happened

  • nene March 9, 2016 at 6:14 pm

    freeze is a liar. it never happened

  • kinda awkward March 9, 2016 at 6:34 pm

    Freeze abeg FREEZE.

  • SHAWN March 9, 2016 at 6:59 pm

    I Kinda like dat article… lol

  • ice March 9, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    Please who is freeze?

  • Shomowale March 9, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    LoL….this story sounds f****ing made up. #sorry. Usually the finance accountant assistant is a mid age, insecure, work self absorbed, barely attractive wife of a so*’ and so**. Who’s only gratification for shagging is to satisfy ur boy fantasies and have the luxury of telling ur friend “That she was stacked like an American Race Horse!” What a load of ballony……..

    As am growing and maturing am realising a fundamental DISTICTION Between masculine Libido…and perversion. It’s perversion that drives one to attempt to re-connect with infantile obsessions such as this…..#Pathetic is the Word!

  • Akpeno March 9, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Most women huh?… does that include his mother or his sisters(If he has any since I know nothing about him). What a woman sends to her “lover” or boyfriend or sugar daddy is meant to be private and quite different from sharing for the whole world to see…. STUPIDO!

  • Vann March 9, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I understand that he wants us to know that we are constantly condemning kim for her display of nude photos while we also do the same in secret, sending it to our baes/boos. The only difference is that she gets paid for it while we do not. But Freeze like someone said, TMI concerning your friends’ relationships, especially the quote at the end.

  • Guest March 9, 2016 at 10:38 pm

    This man right here is the true definition of a mysoginist, willing to make up demeaning stories about women just to make himself sound smart. So your male friend who was fooling around with this “woman” is a saint abi? You are such a story teller. Mr. Freeze, do you know most women personally? Do you know how many women are in this world? Your insulting generalizations reveal your penchant for bashing women. Do you have a mother? Sisters? Daughters? Close female friends? Female cousins? A grand mother.? I’m thinking you have none, because if you do, you have clearly labeled them as hoes as well. You need to think before you open your pie hole. Most of the women I know are good women who are making a difference in their communities. If you had said SOME PEOPLE criticizing Kim are just like her, then there would be no issue here. The truth is that YOU are the one who is like Kim Kardashian. You’ll do anything for money and fame. Stop trying to transfer your shortcomings and characteristics on women. And to Bella Naija, I am getting sick and absolutely tired of seeing people like Freeze using this wonderful website as a platform to spread their skewed views of the world. You are giving a microphone to the Trolls! What contribution has Freeze made to give him the audacity to stand on a soap box dishing out judgement on ALL of womankind?

  • amaka March 9, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Pls o. This most m know what their wives are- what’s wrong with Kim? That That tape was with her boyfriend. It wasn’t. A porn video o. It mistakenly. Got released that doesn’t. Make her anything o. Pls. Leave Kimberly for me…

  • Andrew March 10, 2016 at 2:34 am

    Piers Morgan is worth $20 million dollars..How mich are you worth Freeze?

  • fleur March 10, 2016 at 3:45 am

    So Freeze, I am going to side you a bit today. I used to be a tomboy of sorts. I hung out (and still do) with guys – older men and boys my age. I used to think I was one of them. At some point they started thinking I was one of them as well and they shared their stories without holding back. Yes, married men who are sleeping with other women – married or single- love to share those stories. It is a novelty to show off these women. Sometimes the riskier the situation the higher the need to show off. I dont think Freeze’s story is embellished. Second, a lot of guys who freely talk about the people they are shagging will not take offense with what Freeze has written. They will have a real high from reading about their illicit affairs and even share it with their wives to ask “wow, who Freeze dey talk about?” The excitement of engaging in the illicit and not getting caught keeps them going. Also, many Nigerian men do not use protection. I personally think they are doing so because they already know they are HIV positive.So, I will disagree a bit with him on the premise for such behavior. Finally, he has a deadringer of a point in the cesspool his pastor friend is dipping into. It is a cesspool. He drew that infectious disease web very well. Now Freeze, I disagree that most women are that way. I dont send men pictures of any part of my body including my head. SOrry. That stereotype aint gonna work. But I have heard my male friends complain of receiving unsolicited nude pictures from bank workers looking for clients. I have also heard one of my friends complain of a lady who literally accosted him angrily because he never slept with her and she had been coming to his office weekly from her uni to just say hi. He did not know she was looking for service of another kind. . She asked him “Am I not woman enough for you to forget this your girlfriend for a minute and sleep with me?” That is the level of desperation in Naija today.

  • Uche March 10, 2016 at 4:06 am

    Double standards. The friend who is following your friends wife. Shey he’s not also a culprit? Mscheww.

  • Ms Lily March 10, 2016 at 7:59 am

    Sounds unreal tho but if that was my friend’s wife/hubby, i won’t want to get involved.

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