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Makeup Transformations are a Way of Tricking Guys…? Watch Episode 1 of the Noisemaker
We can definitely say that makeup transformations are a hot topic when it comes to beauty; whether its making your face look more symmetrical or just accentuating your natural features.
We also agree that sometimes makeup can go too far.
Today we are getting a man’s perspective on the topic as vlogger Yemi Akisanya explains how men see see makeup transformations as trickery in the maiden edition of The Noisemaker.
Watch!
The NoiseMaker is produced by ToksVisions.
Nollywood Movie Reviewer
February 2, 2015 at 2:58 pm
hahahahah this guy is a fool!! Hilarious!
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Tobi
February 15, 2015 at 7:44 pm
Yemi. I dare you to remove your nice pair of glasses, it’s deceptive, want to know what you look like without them. I am a woman and do not support heavy makeup and all of you guys who are having pre marital and extra marital sex, some even spreading diseases. May you continue to experience the deception in fact what I desire for you is that after going into the room with a fine babe, she transforms into a jet black man, snake or some spirit.. Instead of you to start praying to baba God to find proper wife for you. See, the women are doing it all for you. You caused it too when you will not talk to that nice, educated but flat chested babe that is why she transformed. That’s your problem. Deal with it and for those decent guys out there who are still virgins, kept themselves pure unto God, He will give you proper women not fake ones just be prayerful and sensitive.
VeryAngryNigerian
February 2, 2015 at 3:05 pm
Bauhahhahah this fool from NR……Yemi you are very stoopid…… , yansh plants, ok is fine…but dis make up is nor fine….
Tosan
February 2, 2015 at 3:07 pm
Your accent change is even more shocking!
Yve
February 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm
I was like “Wo! Dude! Where did the accent run away to?” Lol.
Good effort on the video. you can only get better 🙂
Hilarious
February 2, 2015 at 3:07 pm
DIS GUY IS CRAZY
JohnMatilda
February 2, 2015 at 3:09 pm
Don’t need to watch it before I’m been told, wether u choose to believe or turn a blind eye, makeup is pure deception( dey say it enhances their beauty) and d society we live in has made it a normalcy as if u came out of ur mother’s womb with a makeup kit and frown on women that decides to be natural as if dey are committing a crime. So many women’s confidence and self esteem are attached to makeup without it they are lost. Some women will rather die than come out without wearing their makeup. Subconsciously it has become a small god they worship. Wen a lie is been told for a long time it starts sounding like d truth.
Nahum
February 2, 2015 at 3:40 pm
Na wa o…its really not that serious o. Its just makeup, chill out
Anon
February 2, 2015 at 7:13 pm
I can’t tell if you are a guy or girl: if you are a guy, going by the name john, your sisters if you don’t have any, the females in your family, can’t apply makeup properly or don’t sven own a makeup bag. If you are a female, Matilda, you need to learn how to apply makeup correctly it’s really a beautiful thing. I promise you after you’ve learnt u wouldn’t write such essay again about makeup. I’ll try not to label you as bitter.
Iris
February 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm
Next time a girl removes her makeup and you see what is beneath don’t call her deceptive. Tell her instead that she is beautiful. She will probably gain more confidence and put on less or even none at all. That’s what you’d like yes? Mmm hmm…
I honestly believe many guys hate on makeup and weaves publicly simply because it sounds like the non-shallow and right thing to say.
Mz Socially Awkward....
February 2, 2015 at 9:30 pm
1 bottle of malt (or barcardi breezer? small stout? a packet of chivita??) for you.
Na so the mouth go change alacriciously (don’t question my new word) when dem begin dey scope one Chichi wey don package herself with all these things…
Nahum
February 2, 2015 at 3:27 pm
“You are a shifter of the face”….LMAO!!!! That just killed me right there. But seriously though, chicks really do need to take it easy on the drag queen look. Too much fake hair, way too much make up and shiny short skirts. Thats all we see in Naija these days
Bella
February 2, 2015 at 3:38 pm
OoooH this made my day – FACE SHIFTING o.
Asgrl
February 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm
This is a bulls*it topic and I’m over it. Maybe the problem, is more with what you men are being attracted to. You talk about women making up their insides, when you go to the club are you backing up your groin against the woman with the very big Phd? The bible says if your left eye offend you, pluck it out. Blind yourself so you are only attracted to the wome with the good insides. If you are taking these “transformed” women home after one date or one meetup, something is equally as wrong with you and what you’ve determined as YOURstandard of beauty.
Abegggiiii fallback!
Whatever
February 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm
Thank you Asgrl, Men are the real reason why some ladies makeup like drag queens, they preach Natural beauty but will choose a lady with a made up face over one without. Not like i am a fan of heavy makeups though.
Nahum
February 2, 2015 at 6:47 pm
AS IN!!!!! Amen!!!!
Mz Socially Awkward....
February 2, 2015 at 9:34 pm
“are you backing up your groin against the woman with the very big Phd..”??????????
I die. I DIE!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, thank God dinner was already over before I read this and possibly choked. You have undone me tonight, woman!!!!
misjae
February 2, 2015 at 4:08 pm
Lol… This dude is cweziiii. Shifter of face. WHatever, will do my makeup ereday, like it or not. 😛 😛 😛
kris
February 2, 2015 at 4:31 pm
Blaming girls for things that you are attracted to.Because they were not noticed that is why they did it and u suddenly noticed them.The world is big enough, you can go for the ones that dont baff or look like they are just waking up from the morgue.
Missy J
February 2, 2015 at 4:38 pm
Just came here for my WOJU. I think I’m now obsessed with that song.
As Bovi will say ” Girls how will you feel if a guy takes you home and he brings out 2 pawpaw(s) and 6 oranges??
IsThatWhyWeAreHere?
February 2, 2015 at 4:51 pm
Apart from the “WHY DO MEN CHEAT?” bla bla bla topic…This is definitely another topic I think we are meant to have gotten over. The rants and bants about it is so tiring. I wonder when guys will stop dragging the issue.
GUYS, MOST GIRLS MAKE UP EVERYDAY JUST COZ IT IS FUN AND IT HAS BECOME A TRADITION,NOT NECESSRILY TO DECEIVE PEOPLE OR HIDE FLAWS OR WHATEVER…IF YOU MEET A GIRL AND YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO HER AND YOU ALSO FEEL THAT THE FACT SHE NEEDS TO BE PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP IS A BIG DEAL TO YOU,WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER WITHOUT IT. NOT GOING UP AND DOWN MAKING NOISE AFTER RUSHING INTO SLEEPING WITH HER OR WHATEVER. NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD BROWS, A FLAWLESS FACE AND ALL THAT WITHOUT MAKEUP! PLEASE LET THOSE WHO FALL INTO THAT CATEGORY LIVE THEIR LIFE.
AND LADIES, PLEASE LETS NOT OVERDO IT. EYEBROWS DONT HAVE TO BE ON FLEEK EVERYDAY,YOU CAN JUST DRAW THEM IN A NATURAL-LOOKING WAY. ITS NOT NECESSARY TO CONTOUR YOUR FACE, AND USE MILK OF WHATEVER ON A DAILY BASIS. DONT OVER-DO THE BROW THING IF YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LITTLE OR NO EYEBROWS NATURALLY. I SEE SOME GIRLS AND IM LIKE “ARE YOU COMING FROM A SHOOT OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS YOUR EVERYDAY MAKEUP LOOK”? AZIN WHAT THA?!
BUT, EVERYONE HAS THEIR LIVES TO LIVE…IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A DIVA 24/7 THEN HEY, DO IT!!
Toks Akisanya
February 2, 2015 at 5:33 pm
Lol, I think you’ve totally missed the point. Firstly, you can’t say guys should stop dragging an issue, or we should have gotten over it by now, when it’s still a problem to us. It stops being an issue, when we no longer have a problem with it. But we still do though.
Secondly, there is nothing wrong with makeup. Whether to hide a few blemishes or just to enhance your look all together. That’s not what Yemi is speaking on. We are talking about when women use make to totally restructure their look, by over-enhancing or adding contours where they didn’t preexist, overarching or doing the almost uni-brow look. Reshaping their nosing and all that. I know you have seen a lot of those before and after pics floating around the internet, where people are even doubting it’s the same person.
And lastly, It’s not like men are looking to chase after women with excessive makeup and all, it’s that we don’t know she has on all that makeup, till it’s too late. That’s the problem. When you meet a girl when your out, you’re not even thinking about makeup. So it’s not like you know that when she wipes her face, she would look like someone totally different. See I’m old enough to remember the days when women only wore that much makeup on their wedding days and for photo-shoots, now some women wear them everyday. ~I woke up like this~ In a Beyonce voice.. lol.
MC
February 3, 2015 at 11:44 am
Really!? you dont know what excessive make-up looks like? you think those unibrows and lips are real. Okay…you stay there being confused.
kenny
February 14, 2015 at 7:54 am
Yes true I understand…. Some people will find it offensive tho but its the truth….overdoing things no gud
Jess
February 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm
Looool video is funny , you 2 my dear are a shifter ! a shifter of accent ! be who you are my friend ! shockiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing 2 lol
molly6
February 2, 2015 at 5:45 pm
dry topic…moving on pls, All this ur explanation ontop make up, just close ur eyes when you see a babe with make. bye
dude
February 2, 2015 at 6:26 pm
bros go find job i no fit laugh
pearl
February 2, 2015 at 6:32 pm
Lwkm! Most of you just finished this guy’s career on BN,so not fair. Accent shifter lol
mimi
February 2, 2015 at 7:01 pm
lmao… so makeup is naw a topic of discussion. the same who complain about make up or facial transformation are the once who will easily fall for or cheats on their wives, girl friend etc… so the summary of my write up is oga please can you discuss about pressing issue that might be news worthy… issues like boko haram isis, election or better still employment..
lol…. it is paining you oh oga make up transformation…. 🙂
mimi
February 2, 2015 at 7:03 pm
lol… all the story this guy is talking about happened to him oh. i cant stop laughing…. lmao
mimi
February 2, 2015 at 7:09 pm
the guy dey vex… u cheated on me.. oga your argument no hold water oh!!! eyebrows on flick!!! this guy vex sha!!!lmaooo
Makeupforbreakfast
February 2, 2015 at 7:28 pm
Lol, hope it’s just bants cos my brows gonna be on fleek until the very end of the world and even when I get to heaven brows gonna be on a holier fleek. I love make up and fleeked out brows, don’t give a damn about anyone who feels otherwise.
Anon
February 3, 2015 at 7:42 am
hi5 pls!!
Joan85
February 2, 2015 at 7:37 pm
Abeggiiiiiii!!! #Dry
suga cane
February 2, 2015 at 7:45 pm
this guy sha.. you have time. you dont know the more you talk about it the more ladies will continue. seems like you will one those guys that would be expecting babes…… i pray for your girlfriend sha!!! make up on flick.. lmao..
please find topic that is news or gist worthy biko!!! if you say ladies are cheating then close your eyes and date the once that are still not attractive (lack of better word because all Gods creation is beautiful) even if they have make up on because in reality you already know what to expect with or without makeup….
*Real* Nice Anon
February 2, 2015 at 7:47 pm
We have make up and some of you men have beard gang because a lot of you don’t look that great without your beard.
belle
February 2, 2015 at 8:21 pm
LOL.. the guy is based in the US, and has been for a while. I know because he lives in Chicago and we have friends in common. So i’m confused about the accent shifting… lol
MC
February 3, 2015 at 11:45 am
LOL! Thats exactly why it shifts
nawah
February 2, 2015 at 8:39 pm
My probs with dose hu do make up z dt most of dm see it as a do or die affair ooo,habs,everyday,dy mst paint deir face…ladies,mba, no o,somedays show dt beautiful face God gave u,nt cover it under some kinda paint……nd d height z dose hu have tribal marks nd d make up covers everytin,like wow,deir fiancees will have been seeing dm with make up nd wen dy finally get married nd dy clean d make up away frm deir faces,dese guys r shokd at wat dy see…too much of everything apart frm God ain’t good jere
Makeupforbreakfast
February 2, 2015 at 9:27 pm
It’s hard to understand what you typed, what the heck is “z hu dm”, you want to give us headache? Are you okay?
MC
February 3, 2015 at 12:38 am
The “Are you okay?” Literally got me rolling!…almost fell out of bed
jide
February 2, 2015 at 11:54 pm
Please stay in school or stay off Bellanaija.
Anon
February 3, 2015 at 7:49 am
No you clearly do not have any problem with those who use makeup. you are your own problem.
hawttalkwithtosan.blogspot.ca
February 2, 2015 at 9:00 pm
So you prefer the more invasive deceptions like breast implants and butt implants than make up? Meaning It is acceptable if a girl dies trying to have voluptuous features but she is vilified for wearing makeup..at least that is what I inferred from your yans. Any man who sees a heavily made up chic and expect that she look the same way when she wakes up is delusional.. Which means when you are at the club (good luck finding a girl with little make up there by the way), go for what u really want…a girl with less make up and leave the heavy duty ones to men who prefer them.
jide
February 2, 2015 at 11:50 pm
Yemi was a fool on Naijaryders and still a fool on bellanaija. Lmao. Anyhoo….men are too visual and to be able to handle the truth. thing is is most of them won’t look at you unless youe are dolled up and faked up so that’s what you get for being shallow-minded
miss bliss
February 3, 2015 at 4:01 am
people make up for different reasons not necessary for the sake of men. I see make up as art and a way of enhancing one’s beauty. If a man wants to be fooled by makeup then its up to him. A lady should not restrict herself just because aof what a man will think of her. Its 2015, men should get used to it.
truetalker
February 3, 2015 at 4:25 am
** last name. Not last night. Damn autocorrect.
Beautygeekng
February 3, 2015 at 7:41 am
Really funny. But really makeup isn’t meant to transform (unless its for a costume or something). I love when I see a lady and I can still identify the texture of her skin and see pores. Its more believable. and beautiful
Call Me Gorgeous...
February 3, 2015 at 8:44 am
I just have 1 question:
Hi Yemi, are you single and ready to mingle?:)
Cos you are cute…and I am gorgeous! \(no kidding!)
Together..we can change the world….
*winks*
Nahum
February 3, 2015 at 10:31 am
wow…really? Na wa for some chicks sha
NaijaPikin
February 3, 2015 at 3:38 pm
Yemi is very married with a cutie lil pie pikin. If in doubt, scope his IG
MC
February 3, 2015 at 11:45 am
This is just silly!
He says that at least brazilian and the likes they know it is weave. Really!?
You think gold eyelids, pink cheeks and red lips are natural??? don’t blame the women that wear obvious make up. Slap yourself for thinking such person wakes up like that in the morning.
…And then…the male comparatives; fake credit cards, friends car, fat wallet. REALLY!?
Oh how shallow! I shall say no more.
maria
February 3, 2015 at 11:51 pm
oh pls just shut up
Pat
February 4, 2015 at 12:11 am
“make up your inside” LOL
Ummi
February 5, 2015 at 1:36 pm
Face shifters… LMAO…….
cee
February 14, 2015 at 10:20 am
Ha ha so its not about the looks fine, I totally agree but if it isn’t y did you look for plain Jane, or better still did you sit down and have and get to know the plane Jane you discovered in your bed, the morning after the night before. Please stop deceiving yourself and others, if it bothers you so much look for a plain Jane, failing that learn how to apply makeup contour your nose, make it smaller. Makeup is not just for females you know. Makeup is all about putting the best you forward nothing more.