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Yemi Akisanya’s Vlog: Want The Key to Your Man’s Place? Cook, Clean & More!

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Yemi Akisanya The NoiseMakerYemi Akisanya is back again with his controversial vlog, The NoiseMaker. Today’s topic is “Tips on How to Get the Key to Your Man’s Place”.Yemi Akisanya The NoiseMaker

Tip 1: Cook consistently.

Tip 2: Clean (even if he has a house help). “You better lay that bed”, “do his laundry, spontaneously” etc.

… and what happens when the guy likes cooking and cleaning?

Watch to see more of the controversial “tips”

The NoiseMaker is produced by ToksVisions.

119 Comments

  1. Busola

    February 20, 2015 at 3:19 am

    Now one babe will apply these tips blindly and still keep waiting for the ring five years after. I’m sorry but when it comes to Nigerian men, you can still be Mary mother of Jesus and it will still not be enough 🙁

    • Busola

      February 20, 2015 at 3:20 am

      *you can be*

    • bey

      February 20, 2015 at 8:59 am

      This vlog must be one big JOKE!

    • DAME

      February 20, 2015 at 9:16 am

      i dey tell you..lools like getting the key to a mans house is the ultimate goal
      This yemi guy sef…its obvious hes jobbless na the whitey wey he marry they cater for am…all his vlogs….RUBBISH waste of MB

  2. Kay

    February 20, 2015 at 3:58 am

    Hian,,, this is 21st century mr. Why should I go to a guy’s house to cook and clean for him? Is getting a man or the key to his house the ultimate goal’? The day we women learn to treat ourselves with respect is the same day men will start learning to respect us.
    By is just women this guy talks about. Too many people having a word of advice for the women, even the unqualified ones.. Biko who will address the men when even men are addressing women. It is well

    • Jummai Hauwa

      February 20, 2015 at 6:40 am

      Exactly……..it’s a man’s job to respect women but woman’s job to give him something
      to respect

    • AW

      February 20, 2015 at 8:55 am

      And slaving for him is the best way to earn that respect abi? Why must a woman’s worth be determined by the taste of her soup or how she wields a broom?

    • Taiwo

      February 20, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      Ehn?!

    • Jummai Hauwa

      February 20, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      I didn’t mean she should cook or clean to any respect @ AW

    • yems

      February 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm

      I tire o.
      If he needs a maid, he can hire one

  3. Kay

    February 20, 2015 at 3:59 am

    *By the way, is it*

  4. dara

    February 20, 2015 at 4:11 am

    hmmmm…….e ma gba mi o.let me wait for comments!lips sealed!!

  5. kemi

    February 20, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Real noise maker! Women have suffered. I knw some women that will call ds 1 good advice now. Very sarcastic vlog

  6. Anonymous

    February 20, 2015 at 4:25 am

    Hissed

  7. Personally

    February 20, 2015 at 4:34 am

    I really wish this ni**a would stfu. Does he have a house? He should be giving himself advice on how to get his girlfriend’s (or wife’s) keys. Ode.

  8. Shade

    February 20, 2015 at 4:35 am

    Lol, so when will a man come to my house to cook and clean, make the bed, abi only men are privy to such treatments…….

  9. Leah

    February 20, 2015 at 4:55 am

    I got my own place though…. What does he have to do to get the keys to my place?

    • Damie Damie

      February 20, 2015 at 10:35 am

      love this!

    • Wagamama

      February 20, 2015 at 4:31 pm

      NAHHH! GIRL you’re shady as heck, and that was below the belt………AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT!!! BTW, apparently they dodge our kind o, we INTIMIDATE them. MCHEWWWWWWW!

  10. Sunshine

    February 20, 2015 at 5:05 am

    Nice try my dear, you are not looking for a wife but a househelp. Good luck on your search though.

  11. Cancel Reply

    February 20, 2015 at 5:06 am

    I think this is sarcasm, because this just can’t be real. Abi ke?

    • Fashionista

      February 20, 2015 at 11:30 am

      I agree! Otherwise, he better keep his key.

  12. Adenike

    February 20, 2015 at 5:13 am

    As far as I’m concerned, this guy knows that what he’s saying is not true, but it’s just for us to talk and make comments, and know about him. Easiest way to get noticed is to be controversial.

  13. Dein

    February 20, 2015 at 5:14 am

    Abeg bella naija please stop publishing these clogs, you are giving this guy a forum and he is beyond ignorant, like a ring from a guy is some kind of life changing prize , it’s men like this that we should tell our sons, whatever you do when you grow up don’t be like him, he is a blockhead!

    • Mz Socially Awkward...

      February 20, 2015 at 11:28 am

      Is a “clog”, a vlog that was made by a clown? 🙂

      And if it is, I’ll happily subscribe to this new definition.

    • ms.b

      February 20, 2015 at 12:32 pm

      And d “clog” got 80 plus coments. That’s what he wants, and that’s what bellanaijarians like. Woman and man matter, man wanting to be ahead, and Bella naija women disagreeing with the man! You see? “Clogs” like ds always attract comments.

  14. Kiks

    February 20, 2015 at 5:19 am

    It’s very idiotic that in this day and age women should be kitchen mistresses to win the heart of men when there’s more to achieve than a man who wants his belly full. Learn how to cook and cook properly on your own so you satisfy those needs. One thing i have noticed is people want someone who would respectfully ask HOW HIGH? when asked to jumped. Mba no! We should aspire to be in a relationship where we come to add the spice to the food and exactly that. Nobody should be a servant to the significant other!

  15. Lady Zee

    February 20, 2015 at 5:39 am

    I agree with him, but only if this is in application to your husband not bf. Why give your bf husband benefits. Cooking occasionally and cleaning up here and there is cool while dating, to let him know you are capable…but some men may abuse the kindness and see no reason to marry the girl..I mean why buy the cow if the milk is free! (My own opinion)

    • Mazi

      February 20, 2015 at 4:47 pm

      If you apply his advice to get the keys to your husband’s house when you should already have the key then there is a problem o!

    • Tunrayo

      February 22, 2015 at 9:16 pm

      No pre-marital benefits Yemi. You get it after reception.

  16. Person

    February 20, 2015 at 5:43 am

    I know for sure NOW that this guy is having one over us. I mean there can be no other explanation for the oro jatijati from your igboro enu!!! Hian. Did your oyinbo wife do all of this before you handed her the keys to your apartment? Ehn?! Answer us o. We know your type. Oshisko. Mr. Man, shift left.

  17. jane

    February 20, 2015 at 5:50 am

    It’s 5.30am…this guy just cracked my ribs…

  18. Sem

    February 20, 2015 at 5:59 am

    I am a GUY who is married with kids and the one question I would like to ask is “WHO THE F* IS THIS GUY THAT THINKS HIS AN AUTHORITY ON RELATIONSHIPS” Jeez that advice is so lame and old it makes who wonder what village this guy lives in. You can be the best lady in the world and yet if a guy is not going to wife you there is nothing you can do. I personally believe that if you’re in a matured and true relationship, the guy would know whether he can wife you within 6 months. The thing is for you to be yourself and improve upon yourself not because of the guy but because you want to make yourself a better person. Being a virgin doesn’t mean a guy won’t cheat, being the best chef doesn’t mean the guy won’t eat another woman’s food do what you can do to help yourself but don’t enslave yourself all because you want him to propose or want a key. All my female friends who acted according to this olodo’s advice ended up getting jilted for other women who didn’t half of that. You will fade in front of most men if you do all the wifely duties before actually becoming his wife. Iwan ba lo nse nkan ko ma lo kabukun (meaning you do things in moderation so as not to get into trouble). WORD OF ADVICE FOR BELLANAIJA CAREFUL HOW YOU POST THIS GUY’S VLOG CAUSE HE IS NOT THE BRIGHTEST OF THE LOT.

    • paloma

      February 20, 2015 at 8:42 am

      GBAM! cook, clean is he gonna marry me as a househelp? mo sorry gan nii!

  19. Kemi

    February 20, 2015 at 6:04 am

    I am very sure that webisode was a joke and if it wasn’t, all you said is a big NO. Cleaning Andy cooking for a guy for donkey years doesn’t guarantee the lady will become his wife.
    However, if a lady feels like doing all that for a guy should be voluntary and not for keys or marriage in view. For I see no reason why cleaning or cooking should be a criteria the guy would look into before giving out his keys.
    No pun intended but it is simply baseless.

  20. O

    February 20, 2015 at 6:29 am

    U mad bruv!!!

  21. Temienaj

    February 20, 2015 at 7:06 am

    Then you cook and clean for him and you get the keys but he still leaves you for a girl who has never cooked for him or washed his clothes. Sigh……………….

  22. opsydaisy

    February 20, 2015 at 7:17 am

    Cook and clean my *ss,I’m not deasperate for the ring abeg.don’t mind doin some of dat wen we get married,cookin or cleaning isn’t a problem,bt jst doin it to get d key……..key 2 wat sef??CENTRAL BANK? Well if it is sha will think abourit.*smiles*

  23. Curious

    February 20, 2015 at 7:31 am

    This boy is an IDIOT oh! I never paid much attention to him, and I am so sorry I just did. What arrant nonsense? But I don’t blame him; women deserve this, because everyday na so dem dey tap…I tap into this, I tap into that because dem wan marry by fire or by force. Na so you go tap, and fall into a trap of marrying a goat like this. So someone will kuku marry this boy? Hewoooo! Women are suffering oh! Bellanaija please stop giving this boy an audience by posting his stupid videos. His misogyny and sexism is out of this world and your platform should not be used to propagate such foolish and archaic thinking. Tufiakwa!

  24. Ms. A.

    February 20, 2015 at 7:33 am

    I am not quite sure if this guy is joking or not. If he is joking, hahahahahahaha…nice one dude! If he isn’t joking, *insert confused emoticon* Huh??? Because I’m looking for the key to the kingdom of heaven or the Federal Reserve Bank? Imagine! First of all, why do i even need his key? Do i live with the guy?

    Even if he has a housekeeper, clean his place yourself? Seriously?? Talk to your pastor and hope he gives you a key to his apartment??? I shudder to think of the things you’d advice women to do if they want a ring.

    Well its a good thing you call yourself noise maker. That’s all i hear- noise. Its the high rate of unemployment in this country i blame. If you had something better to do you wouldn’t spend this time talking about getting key.

    If you insist on making videos like this, change that song you played at the end. It puts your credibility under scrutiny. I mean why would i take relationship advice from someone who not only plays songs like that but also shares it?

    • funmeey

      February 20, 2015 at 8:33 am

      Thank you, you’ve said what was in my head. I was too weak to type it out. Makes me think of the abuse his mother went through or is still going through in the hands of his father. In that case we cant blame him. He learnt from his parents. He needs counselling. Smh

  25. le coco

    February 20, 2015 at 7:36 am

    This guy is a joker hw ….many women hv taken such useless advice only for him to marry sm1 else. .. abeg .. rubbish

  26. Promo Nigeria Blog

    February 20, 2015 at 7:38 am

    He has said the truth. The fact is that women don’t like admitting this.
    But another fact is that not all men like their women to cook and clean or wash. What they want is for you to be yourself and not pretending to be what you are not.
    But 90percent of men want their woman to cook their meal clean up and be homely.

    In the end. I will do all these for my man because it’s better to feed him than to let him starve. It’s also better to have a clean house than stay in a dirty one.
    It’s all for love.
    Yemi this topic would have been ways to a man’s heart. Not keys cos if u get his heart. You get the keys.
    Promo Nigeria Blog.

    • Ms. A.

      February 20, 2015 at 7:47 am

      Wow! Congratulations. You just set African women back a hundred years. Congratulations. *slow applause*

    • Ms. A.

      February 20, 2015 at 7:49 am

      While am feeding a grown man so he doesn’t starve, who feeds me so i don’t starve?

    • MC

      February 20, 2015 at 10:39 am

      Because he doesn’t know how to feed or clean up after himself?
      Cooking id a life school! everybody should know how to settle their hunger.

    • MC

      February 20, 2015 at 10:40 am

      life skill*

    • Fiona

      February 20, 2015 at 3:29 pm

      So he doesn’t starve? Are we talking about a baby here or a man? So because 90% of men want something, it means we should respond? This is the problem with some women. What happened to being yourself and letting the man like you for who you are. The sooner some women realise that doing heaven and earth for a man won’t make that man stay with you, the less heart and head aches you will have. Good grief!!!

    • Surely

      February 23, 2015 at 11:42 am

      If your man will starve because you have not fed him or live in filth because you haven’t cleaned then you are not with a man. You are with a boy. A phucc boy for that matter.

    • Abby Scuito

      February 27, 2015 at 3:32 am

      So who was cooking and cleaning after him before we met? U wanna tell me he lived off fast food/restaurant food? Or he still live with his mother/ goes to his mothers house to eat all the time so he dont starve. Story for the amadiohas….mchew

  27. Promo Nigeria Blog

    February 20, 2015 at 7:41 am

    its better to cook for him than to let him eat out.

    • Curious

      February 20, 2015 at 8:08 am

      If he eats out so? Is he the first? The restaurant pipu will not pay rent and electric bill? Someone has to help their market….mcheewwwww! When grown ass men will not learn a basic survival skill like cooking, then they will be looking for who to blame for their hunger. Rubbish! They should keep waiting for dutiful wives like you to feed them. Collect five! You do well! Chairman, feeding the men committee

    • AW

      February 20, 2015 at 8:22 am

      Before you tagged along to be his maid, how did he eat or clean his house? Such thinking should remain in the dark ages where it belongs. If it floats your boat to clean and cook for a man, just because you want to, that’s fine. But this should not be a pre-requisite for getting a key, a key o! (Not even ring) to a man’s house and it should not be a standard by which all women should be held to. (to get a key! Key that you can mould yourself!)
      I will not cook, I will not clean, unless I want to! If the man likes, let him barricade the door.
      Is he going to show me his financial plan for the next 60 years to prove to me that I will not be in need, if I get married to him?
      How about writing a lifetime warranty that he wouldn’t stray? Or getting a life insurance from God that he wouldn’t fall ill or die young?
      Just to get a KEY, this man and his disciples sure expects a lot.

    • Takeseveralseats

      February 20, 2015 at 10:10 am

      Olodo ni e!!

  28. Arin

    February 20, 2015 at 7:48 am

    Lmaooooo! Omg this is very funny I has to start typing before the watching it to the end hahahahahahahahahahahah, “do it often ” na prayer? Hahhahhah. O ready ( in my yourba accent) abeg abeg abeg too early for this kin laughter.

  29. Arin

    February 20, 2015 at 7:57 am

    Looking at his face while he is speaking I think this was suppose to be a joke lmaoooooo darling ,nice nice such nice sarcasm

  30. chy

    February 20, 2015 at 8:05 am

    if you want to be his house help apply and you still will never get the ring, instead he will marry a girl who will never touch a plate a day in his apartment but still expect him to wash it for her.

  31. Arin

    February 20, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Lmaooo! Omg this is very funny I had to start typing before watching it to the end hahahhahahaahhaha “do it if often, do it consistently ‘ na prayer? Hahahahah o ready ( in my yourba accent) abeg abeg abeg too early for this kin laughter

  32. Arin

    February 20, 2015 at 8:09 am

    Looking at his facial expression this has got to be a joke hahahahhaha, nice nice one darling , you scored at sarcasm.

  33. Arin

    February 20, 2015 at 8:17 am

    Excuse my typo errors. Couldn’t concentrate typing and laughing at the same time. Lmaoooo!

  34. Frekiee

    February 20, 2015 at 8:18 am

    This is sure the dumbest gist i’ve heard today

  35. funmeey

    February 20, 2015 at 8:22 am

    So all these ones is just to get the keys to his house. What then will i do to get him to propose? Babes biko dont even listen to this man. Numerous women have slaved for their boyfriends only for the man to go and marry a girl who has never cooked for him. This is very bad advise. Because its coming from a man does not mean its good advise. If you follow it you are on your own.

  36. Africhic

    February 20, 2015 at 8:37 am

    Aptly titled…………….the noisemaker.

  37. Daizzy

    February 20, 2015 at 8:39 am

    His simply living up to his name! Mschewwww!

  38. T.dance

    February 20, 2015 at 8:39 am

    This is so funny!!! All that this ignoramus has mentioned is for husband not boyfriend. I got his house keys before I ever cooked. I did cook once in a while for my then fiance which got him excited and thankful.. Now we are married with kids and he still does not joke with my matter. He even helps out with the chores and children. My point: Only a jobless woman will do all that this fellow is saying to get house keys. When there is a job that takes all my energy, parents and siblings to cook for as a single babe, na one ijewuru I go dey cook for? Thats why some people are hanging onto uninterested guys for up to 7 years. I saw a friend do this for years and the guy jilted her like she was trash. She just recovered from the heartbreak. Ladies, no guy is entitled to all he has mentioned especially sex until you are officially his wife. Dont pretend to be what you are not to tie him down. Marriage is enough time to do all this till you get tired. *Abo oro…… ( make una complete am). Translation: a word is enough for the wise

  39. T.dance

    February 20, 2015 at 8:47 am

    Bellanaija! where is my comment o?

  40. lola

    February 20, 2015 at 8:48 am

    want a key to my place? wash your clothes, be a great cook,clean your house. clean after yourself in my place and give me my space #if you want me to wash your clothes you had better have a washing machine or better till YOUR RING IS ALREADY ON MY FINGER!!!!!!

  41. AB

    February 20, 2015 at 8:51 am

    Ode ni bobo yi!!!! you are a big fool and all guys with your mentality which i must say are plenty. You guys don’t want to grow up at all. The lady should be your house help, use her money to buy foodstuff and cook for you and still service you at the end of the day. …… ALL of you deserve to end up with ladies dat only date u for ya money. You better go back to sucking your mothers breast milk.Goat!!!!

  42. Larryk

    February 20, 2015 at 9:05 am

    THis is just another attempt to encourage women to devalue themselves…… Go n slave for a man whom u r not married to n there’s no guarantee that after doing all that he’ll marry u? Guy, this is cheap popularity! N totally unfair in an age where there r so many women in rotten marriages who believe in staying there just for the sake of being married. Pls u can do better than this! Or just don’t make the effort if u have nothing to say. But if u sincerely believe this, good luck to u!

  43. Hafsat Blacksoap, Oils, Hair & Body Butters

    February 20, 2015 at 9:13 am

    I laughed my head off at the comments before going to watching the video(WE ALL LIVE FOR THE COMMENTS!!!). If you do all these for the key, what should you do for the ring, which is the ultimate, abi?? But ladies, learn how to cook, clean and whats the third thing ? for your kids at least. My prayer is may we do it for the right person, else one will end up feeling so used and messed up. The guy is a typical Yoruba guy and i sense you people’s angst is that he ended up with a white chick. Wondering if she will be cooking all the Nigerian dishes for him???? Many people dont actually practice what they preach……

  44. Nana

    February 20, 2015 at 9:23 am

    This guy a fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool kaiii. Sad thing is that he put his face behind these daft comments.

  45. precilycious

    February 20, 2015 at 9:24 am

    sem my brother, thks for speaking my mind God blss and honour u,i kw there are still guys out there that regards and respect woman dont mind this block headed boy that call himself a man,He is a traditionalist that belief in master and slave,the husband master while the wife automatically become the slave do as i say no comment .

  46. jane

    February 20, 2015 at 9:45 am

    yinmu Mr********After washing his clothes for one full year every saturday he still said f* off the clothes are never clean self lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..wetin we ladies never see for this life.#smiling.

  47. Ekuamba

    February 20, 2015 at 9:48 am

    Okay so i got a key exactly 3 months after we started dating and I had only been to the apartment once! (to eat the food that he prepared just to prove to me he could cook like he had always told me).

    I never cleaned, cooked till we had our traditional ceremony and all this happened in exactly a year after i met him oooo even after the tradition ceremony i was still leaving with my family, fast forward 3 months after our wedding My hubby is like I always thought you were lazy seeing as you never lifted a finger when you came over and why? because now I am cooking and cleaning and taking good care of him.

    Sisters did you notice the part that he still went ahead to marry me even though he thought i was lazy? Lesson of the day ladies please don’t kill yourself for a man because you want him to marry you, surely there should be more to him wanting to wife you than just your cooking and cleaning abilities. If a man want’s to marry you he will regardless of your ability to do or not to do.

    Now to the sad gentleman who thinks a woman’s worth solely lies in her cooking and cleaning abilities please did your Oyinbo wife ( I heard you married a white lady) ever cook or clean when you were dating? does she even do it as wife? cos God know most of those white chicks can’t do either of this nonsense you are talking about just to even save their lives. So please Mr Noisemaker abeg shift!! Rubbish!!

    • Ekuamba

      February 20, 2015 at 9:49 am

      destinysteps.blogspot.com/2015/02/dwelling-on-gods-grace.html

    • MC

      February 20, 2015 at 10:45 am

      “cos God know most of those white chicks can’t do either of this nonsense you are talking about just to even save their lives.” ….WOW! what a silly thing to say!
      How many white women do you know!?

  48. duze

    February 20, 2015 at 9:48 am

    I can’t even trip. This guy is probably talking about girls(not women) who don’t have lives or jobs and are sitting around waiting on the man to ‘bestow his greatness’ on them. No problem now. So long as we take turns. I cook and clean for him this week, he cooks and cleans for me next week. Or we each mind out tents, simple! What bollocks!!

  49. deedee

    February 20, 2015 at 9:51 am

    I cooookkkkkkedddd, I cleannnnnneddddddd, i washhhhheeeed for a guy i was in a relationship with for 2 years thinking it was going to make him give me a ring….but where did it land me? Heartbreak hotel, with tears as my duvet, depression as my pillow and severe hurt as my bed. A guy that wants to marry you, will marry you irrespective!!!!!

    • jhennique

      February 20, 2015 at 12:08 pm

      Beg all the sisters in the house, read this comment and learn oh! Oshi o da ile pako.
      Iv not seen the thing that will make me leave my mothers house and go to market, buy food stuffs and come and stock a man’s fridge for a week. Pls i beg you if na wetin u want kindly move on! nonsense!

  50. Mizzy

    February 20, 2015 at 9:51 am

    dsi guy is big joke. wtf is he saying? get anoda job instead of dis rubbish blog abi vlog mchewwwwww

  51. Yamaha

    February 20, 2015 at 10:13 am

    Oooo God! Early this morning? Kai! Kini iru wahala wo ni e. This noise maker has truly lived up to his name. He really makes noise. The woman that asked Yemi this question is a super mumu Yes! I said it, “mumu you are a madam”. See all these nonsense slavery tips. This should be tagged tips for making yourself look like a fool in front of a man. Why should you be performing wifey when he has not wifed you. Gosh! Look at what Yemi is spewing. This is why you will hear “I can’t believe he did this, we have been dating for 4yrs and I gave him my all, why o why!” Please Yemi take several sits with this your advice jawe. Personally I think two people who are not schooling and are comfortable and working, know after about 6months where a relationship is heading towards. Which one is two years and you don’t have key? If you want to marry a man, is key supposed to be your concern or ring? Women! When you decide to play wifey before marriage, then he can as well ignore the marriage. For what’s it’s worth he gets the best of both worlds, having a wife without having to deal with the necessary hassle, duties and responsibilities of being husband.

    Boyfriend knows Yamaha only cooks for herself, he can join and chop but Yamaha does not cook specially for Bf. Clean? Heheheheheh, story for the gods! You will wait till eternity for Yamaha to clean or wash for you. Not that I can’t do it, I don’t just want him to get comfortable and start taking me for granted. Mind you, my methods may be harsh and may not work for everybody, but it’s the surest way not to be taken for granted. There are others who went the wifey route and it worked out perfectly. But Yamaha is going to behave like a girlfriend until she’s wifed and even then(still far though), I will still use my brain.

    Thats how boyfriend “mistakenly” dropped some t shirts in Yamaha’s laundry pile some weekends ago. I saw and kept quite.put them in the washer and iron them. Val’s day came and Yamaha wrapped the washed and ironed clothes in red gift wrapper. Bf presented the Val’s gift and I presented his clothes. Bf was shocked. “Yahs no Val’s gift?” Yamaha replied, “I already gave you the gift.”
    Until I’m wifed, any wifey role I play is not for free!

  52. Aijay.....

    February 20, 2015 at 10:19 am

    This guy was obviously joking. Ladies please ensure you do not do these things. I have a couple of friends that got married at 30 plus years and never did all these.

  53. pearl

    February 20, 2015 at 10:24 am

    Haha! This dude needs help, lets all pray for him it’s not ordinary………..smelly vlog

  54. it is Legendary

    February 20, 2015 at 10:25 am

    The beef and hatred Nigerian babes have for Nigerian guys is legendary!

    BN girls are canker worms and cancerous. They can corrupt and influence a good lady.

    The only irony is that despite the beef and hate, they cant do without them.

    For those who have ears, never take or apply any advice or comment you read here to your relationship/marriage.

    Association of men haters and beefers !
    ASMHAB

  55. Association on men beefers and haters

    February 20, 2015 at 10:39 am

    It is so legendary

    The beef and hatred Nigerian babes have for Nigerian guys is legendary!

    BN girls are canker worms and cancerous. They can corrupt and influence a good lady.

    The only irony is that despite the beef and hate, they cant do without them.

    For those who have ears, never take or apply any advice or comment you read here to your relationship/marriage.

    Association of men haters and beefers !
    ASMHAB

    • Surely

      February 23, 2015 at 11:54 am

      your comment here shows how much you hate your mom, sis, and daughter. anofia

  56. bussy

    February 20, 2015 at 10:44 am

    Am married and my husband does not demand I cook or clean. I cook and clean cos I chose to. When I do that, he appreciates me. Doing all these chores for an ordinary boyfriend, who is demanding and expectant, is just ludicrous.

  57. MC

    February 20, 2015 at 10:58 am

    Well, My fella did the cooking, DIY and became my window cleaner before I gave him keys.

  58. naijaryder

    February 20, 2015 at 11:08 am

    typical of guys that are in groups. They are so comfortable and happy with their friendships/brotherhood that they feel a woman coming into the equation has to bring them something else not friendship hence this mentality. These type of guys will cheat on their wives sooner or later and will be closer to their friends than to their wives. They seat and tear women down to the color of her teeth. Ladies you have met these type of men and yet you still fall. I remember those naija reunions they would be everywhere, it feels good to be part of the clique but know what you are getting into. I remember the tampa crew …cheaters ….the chicago crew …..with yemi always wanting to be in the spotlight …..the houston crew…the atlanta crew. Ladies just open ur eyes.

  59. anjiesmum

    February 20, 2015 at 11:19 am

    i am sure he is just being sarcastic, he can’t possibly be serious.Nevertheless there are indeed male species that belong to that school of thought. first couple of years of marriage put us to the test but after a while the hubby realised if he could not help out we had better pay for help, that has worked so far for us. and at times i think it saved our marriage (esp as he is a bit OCD sssh) Abeg o i am also a somebody’s child

  60. AD

    February 20, 2015 at 11:33 am

    LOL!! This was very entertaining.

    Ladies and Gentlemen please put aside the defense. Its just sarcasm and he definitely got the publicity he needed.

    Looking forward to more “advice”. 😀

  61. jaynne

    February 20, 2015 at 11:48 am

    YEMI YOU ARE SOO WRONG WITH THESE TIPS THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR TITLE SHOULD BE THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS VLOG.

  62. bayo

    February 20, 2015 at 11:50 am

    I really would not encourage my sister to be cooking and cleaning just yet until they are really really serious. If you want to help once in a blue moon, that’s fine but do the cooking and cleaning in your house or parent’s place. Please if you have to, don’t do it because you hope that he would marry you. Just do it and move on with no strings attached.

  63. jhennique

    February 20, 2015 at 11:57 am

    lol! if na so abeg keep key oh. when im not jobless! if i even wash ur clothes before marriage sef you go thank God.
    Nigerian men expect you to do the whole world for them before they committ. Carry your conditions of committment dey go. Im not a lazy person and i will care for my husband to the last (note the word husband) so dear “boyfriend” dont expect me to come to ur house and sweep. Sorry!

  64. niola

    February 20, 2015 at 12:17 pm

    You lots calm i think he is being sarcastic.. there are no rules to these things abeg… well me i cook for hubby because i love to see the smile on his face when the food is delicious and the frown when it isnt loooollll but i don’t clean sha..cleaner and maid can do that or he can when those people are not available. The day i can’t cook, take -out will sort it out..please i am not married to be doing chores and i sing it to the in-laws ears

    • jhennique

      February 20, 2015 at 1:40 pm

      Sebi na”hubby” you call am?

  65. Hanbaby

    February 20, 2015 at 12:49 pm

    I didn’t cook nor clean, but i have his house keys. He willingly gave them to me, even without me asking. It all comes down to love and how u play your cards!!!

  66. mimi

    February 20, 2015 at 1:03 pm

    the only thing i can say is that women have suffered to say the least. i beg to differ in so many ways, why must a woman do all these things especially when your just dating. it shouldnt be her duty until shes married to him and not to mention that majority of men if not all know exactly what they want…. if they are not giving the key or whatever it is you think is important then thats a cue for you to move on. why should a woman enslave herself just to get a key… this is definitely appalling to say the least!! this guy is obviously looking for fame!!!!

  67. Ireti

    February 20, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    I couldn’t wait for the video to finish before scrolling down to comment. If only I can “unwatch” the video. Wash, Clean, Cook, f*** him consistently then he gives you keys to his house. Pause. Is he really serious or he is being sarcastic? (This is my first time watching the noisemaker).
    Men needs mothers we are told but they forget to add women need fathers too.
    Every man whines for a mother because most women are doing good jobs in being mothers; most fathers on the other hand, well, you can see from the quality of the men we have around this days – failed humans who need women servants they can f*** and give keys to their houses as reward.
    I don’t need the keys to your house. I need you to grow up and be my father.
    A man who lets no harm come to me.
    A man who doesn’t want to use me.
    A man who provides and cares enough not to mark my performance by how CONSISTENTLY I cook, clean, f*** and mother him before giving me keys to his house – not even his heart or PIN number to card.
    A man who has a vision and ready to take me along because he knows how far we can go together based on my God-given talents and skills.
    A man who is ready to pick me up when I fall, encourage me, forgive my mistakes and overlooks my childishness.
    Yes, I am a child and I need a father.

    Videos like this only fuels the subservient theories women and men are fed with. Men have responsibilities and instead of correcting the notion that allows men get away with anything, this Yemi guy (with his knuckles looking like he is bleaching) is spewing refurbished rubbish and generating traffic to sell and make money.

    It is all about personal interest in the end.

    Women, you don’t need his tips to get his keys…..those keys most times lead nowhere worth going but if you are desperate and eager to get married, try it. It is your life after all.

  68. Ibinabo

    February 20, 2015 at 2:42 pm

    This must definitely be a joke of some sort. My dear a guy that loves you will give you the ring (not even key) without all these omo-odo activities. I know babes that cooked, cleaned and in fact ran chores for the potential mother-in-law but later got dumped. I have also heard a couple of my male friends say they don’t like desperate girls. The one that amuses me is all those girls that don’t help their old parents with chores at home but go around scrubbing floors and washing the boxers of the potential in-laws. If you want to do all these things make sure you are doing because you like to do it and not because you are working hard to get the key (or ring).

  69. Tee

    February 20, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    A yuppie young career woman should come and start licking the floor you walk on because I want a key abi na man? Whatever, you can come and wash and clean my clothes Ode! These things are a gift of love not an entitlement jor o!

  70. Bobosteke & Lara Bian

    February 20, 2015 at 4:11 pm

    I once went to visit my boyfriend at the time. Bros picked up a broom and decided he wanted to sweep his living room. Nne, as he sweep reach my side, na him I carry leg make he see sweep well, well. without taking my eyes from the T.V. It did not come as a shock. This had been the practice between us since inception.

    Some hours later; he wanted to have “The Talk”. He asked why I practically did nothing except change the station and lift the fork to my mouth when eating (that he even had to feed me when I was ill). He said I should not expect him to continue to clean, sweep, and take care of everything when we got married. I told him I would not shirk from my share of responsibilities when the time came; but meanwhile he had no locus standi to request such things. End of story. He cleaned and cooked and went to the market till we broke it off.

    Key to the house ko; key to the kingdom ni

    • *Real* Nice Anon

      February 21, 2015 at 6:47 am

      LOOOL! Talking about a key like it is the ticket to see our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Like if one got the said key then they’ll immediately FIAM! Fly off to see their loved ones who are no longer alive. People just troll on the internet for attention.

  71. Its this a joke or what?

    February 20, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    Na wa. Honestly, women don suffer. Cook, clean, f..k. Ehen!!. I didn’t do all these and I got the key, ring and house. Hubby was more intrigued by an intelligent and ambitious woman and not a maid. Please ladies do not, i repeat DO NOT become a maid to any man. If a man likes you, he likes you and not because you are a slave. Honestly eh, guy you be proper joke. See as I dey watch with mouth wide open. If you must then let it be as a result of the fact that you like it and not because of key.

  72. Joyful

    February 20, 2015 at 4:34 pm

    I pray your sister(s) or female cousins follow your advice to the T. Then I pray hold you responsible for all the consequences of such a terrible advice. Nonsense. Such garbage. I feel sorry for everyone that will actually try this. Your wahala dey wait for you at the corner. Seriously, BN? These are the useless ideas you are sharing with your followers?

  73. Sisi

    February 20, 2015 at 5:32 pm

    Reading these comments just proved that this noisemaker truly is a noisemaker, thank God I didn’t bother watching the video, msheeeew

  74. Frank

    February 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm

    @bobosteke and Lara bian,Really??OMG!! I can’t read anymore.Naija babes hmmmmmmmm.God! save Naija men oooo

    • Bobosteke & Lara Bian

      February 20, 2015 at 9:19 pm

      @ Frank.

      Common sense has no nationality; it is available to all.
      I wont fool myself into thinking that he did those things because he loved me but rather because he wanted to. I am not saying I did not try to help out at all, but the number of times I did were so negligible they are not worth mentioning. And lets not even talk about the fact that were not having sex.

      I see what you mean, however; but you should understand that God knows each and everyone of us and blesses us with relationships where we can be true to ourselves. Therein lies the common sense; Which is being true to yourself. The fact that I don’t do these things does not make me superior or inferior to women who do these. It simply means that we each give love differently. I have had acts of service done for me which friends (the more than friends) swore they could never do for a woman. The only time I ever stepped out of character and tried to do these things; I lost a good friend. Now we don’t even speak.

      God knows you; what you like and He would bring it your way. You would not struggle; you would feel at peace there.; you would never feel the need to prove yourself. because you would be gloriously you.

  75. OmoMakun

    February 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm

    Please if dude is not your hubby or fiance….forget it. This is how they encourage women to “useless” themselves…
    #StoryForTheGawds

  76. Ekalor

    February 20, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    First of all, didn’t your mother teach you anything….
    Secondly, I think that you will do a real number on your daughter …….
    Think before you speak

  77. Chinagorom Martin

    February 20, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    I am a guy and I am sure you’re a guy and an idiot as well.

  78. heyhey

    February 20, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    hmmm jokes! no one should take this seriously. his white wife didnt do all of that but he still married her. why u may ask. well maybe because he loved her. if a man loves u. u would not need to do things that u wont ordinarily do for his love. its either there or not. cooking cleaning or whatever wont change that. however note that a good wife takes care of her home

  79. zebra

    February 21, 2015 at 12:47 am

    Ahaha I just had to create my own account right now….well. Well mr Vlog you think we’re in ninety ninety something abi when women didn’t even bother to get a job well let me just tell you now incase you didn’t get the memo women also have jobs ok,I cant believe you really think that after a very long day working our asses off as doctors,lawyers,accountants or whatever you really expect us to come and be slaving around to get one smelly key? Key not even ring key kor kokoro ni it just shows how little you think of us women look atew and your fish brain feeling all smart enough to create a vlog or dlog coz I’m sorry this is quite dumb . Why don’t you put you fine suites to good use and stop spitting bants coz this is obviously not your calling in life mseew

  80. Fleur

    February 21, 2015 at 1:01 am

    Could not stop laughing. Yah. Right. I dont mind as long as ya pay all the damn bills. Oh, I will be cooking and cleaning and making you happy as long as I hold the keys to the bank account and I dont need to ask to spend. Shoooo.

  81. nnenne

    February 22, 2015 at 2:48 am

    If I have a house, what do I need his key for?
    Mind you some single ladies have better homes.
    A good relationship should be for mutual benefits.

  82. marculey

    February 24, 2015 at 12:34 am

    The topic is confusing, he said the right thing but it’s not a do or die affair, Fyn all these married nd single guys commenting rubbish here like they would willingly marry a dirty girl or someone who can’t make common breakfast, these are tips to win a man’s heart. Girls since u don’t like his advice pls go to ur boyfriend’s house nd keep it dirty, pls don’t cook nd don’t help him with the laundry sometimes, just go there have real sex on dirty bedsheets, ask for money when u need it, go clubbing, watch movies nd be urself go home, act mature like u were told nd give me feedbacks……..he’s giving advice to those who re willing to hear nd some hegoats nd shegoats re here commenting rubbish. Hisssssssss

  83. Ada

    February 24, 2015 at 7:23 pm

    boy BYE!!!

  84. Toni Kinta

    February 25, 2015 at 7:58 pm

    what this man is saying is stupid but that hasn’t stopped some women from doing all that he is saying.

    When I visit my brother in Naija, it always surprises me when i see women coming to cook, clean and whatever at his place. One lady even came all the way from port harcourt to Lagos with her heavy Ghana-must-go filled with soup making ingredient.

    He didn’t marry any of this women. The woman he married doesn’t know how to cook and withheld anything sexual until after the marriage.

    When I asked my brother the reason for his decision, he said that she gave him hell before she gave him her BB pin not to talk of her phone number and that she made herself unavailable to him, so he values the time she gives him. Also that he can pay someone to cook and clean for him since those are not qualities he was looking for in a wife.

  85. Joyce

    March 24, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    I was married to a man just like you for 10 years, 2 kids with him, i cooked, cleaned, fucked, petitioned for his US green card for him and much more and still worked a 9-5 job worked in corporate America. The idiot still left me for a chick that could not cook or clean. This video upsets the crap out of me. I normally give constructive criticism but today….YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!

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