Iniobong Umoh: The Trendy Nigerian’s Starter Pack

We are in the modern age where being trendy is cool and desirable. Everybody wants to be seen as being fashionable and stylish.

We spend a lot of money on items that will showcase our trendy status; the latest cars, the newest dresses, we download and listen to the most current tracks of our favourite singers and watch the latest movies. Our society is ever evolving with new innovations. What is considered vogue today would be discarded and referred to as old school tomorrow.

The fashion styles of yesteryears, the music of yesteryears, the gadgets and devices of yesterday are now obsolete today. So if you do not want to be left out in our dynamic society, you must flow along with the times. You must adapt in line with the times.

However, some people refuse to adapt. They remain stuck up in the old ways of doing things and find it difficult to function well in today’s world. They are seen as non-conformists or as weird people.

For the young Nigerian on social media, being trendy is a necessity, or else you wouldn’t know what the hell is happening and won’t be able to follow and contribute to the conversations online.

Let us draw up a list of some items that are necessary for a young trendy Nigerian. This is a starter pack, the basic entry level, not a full exhaustive list.

In no particular order, here we go…

1. An android phone with social media and messaging apps.
2. A minimum of 1 gig data plan on sim card to surf Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, BBM, YouTube, Instagram and BellaNaija
3. Sunshades
4. Skinny jeans
5. Two pairs of canvas shoes
6. A girlfriend or boyfriend for companionship
7. A music playlist featuring contemporary Naija musicians
8. Nairabet ticket for weekend premier league games
9. A car or any contraption that runs on four wheels.
10. A bank account with at least N3000 cash balance
11. Three novels
12. A Jollof rice-loving stomach
13. An earpiece
14. Skin bleaching cream for the ladies
15. A laptop or tablet or notebook
16. A Bible or Koran
17. A wallet for stashing of Naira notes and ID cards
18. A make up kit and handbags for the ladies
19. A hair clipper for the guys
20. A few bottles of Orijin and Gulder beer in the refrigerator
21. Five packs of Indomie noodles
22. A desktop charger for charging multiple phone batteries
23. Three sim cards; one for calls, the others for browsing and downloading files.
24. Three ATM cards
25. Two pure water satchets in the fridge
26. A 21-inch tv set
27. A packet of condoms
28. A home theatre system for entertainment
29. A small generator
30. A small refrigerator
31. A sharp and sugarcoated tongue for talking your way out of a fix.
32. Aso ebi outfit for weddings and other ceremonies.

Add yours; let’s see how long this pack would be.

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