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HILARIOUS! Twitter NG Shares #1000NigerianWaysToDie
There is never a dull moment in the Twitter Universe, especially the Nigerian Planet of that Universe.
Today, Twitter users are sharing #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
This will surely make your evening, especially if you grew up in a typical Nigerian home.
CAUTION! Don’t scroll down if you have phobia for cracked ribs!
When your mom tries to beat you and you dodge it #1000NigerianWaysToDie pic.twitter.com/DF5CA1cQXF
— Zaddy (@kingfromthewest) August 28, 2016
Mum: why are you not eating with your siblings?
Me: I don’t like beans…
??? #1000NigerianWaysToDie— leboo_ogee (@Leb00_ogee) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie after your mum cooks efo riro and amala then you say you want rice and chicken stew pic.twitter.com/nw4WuX2uml
— Dewunmi (@b_dewunmi) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Mum: who are you talking to on that phone by this time of the night?
Me: pic.twitter.com/CyQnvVEljw— Cocoa✨ (@BROWNIE__XX) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie wen ur gettin a strong beating from some1 and ur fwndz keep shouting Bruce lee Bruce lee
— Papacy (@Combs_x) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad: ask me a question my child
Me: your mates that are rich do they have two heads? pic.twitter.com/KoDyOcFsgE— Cocoa✨ (@BROWNIE__XX) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
*Around 2 am*
Mum: why did you lock your room door??
Me: My girlfriend is around pic.twitter.com/gCu5sO6qna— OTM Escobar (@Tobito_SAMA) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad; you are always pressing ur fone
Me; gbeborun, is it ur fone?
Dad; oya close the door pic.twitter.com/zg35vRuz86— Mr Houzil (@_Houzil) August 28, 2016
Tell your mum to stop shouting #1000NigerianWaystodie
— God’s Own Son (@EOnyeche) August 28, 2016
Look at the floor/ceiling/wall when your mother is taking to you #1000NigerianWaysToDie pic.twitter.com/8D85yYkChQ
— Lei (@Leeiaah_) August 28, 2016
Mom:Pass me the remote me:mummy catch #1000NigerianWaystodie pic.twitter.com/ZNnnrhuEKk
— YOUR FAV HOME BOY (@udisiemi_) August 28, 2016
Telling your mum you won’t go to school because you have headache #1000Nigerianwaystodie
— YOUR FAV HOME BOY (@udisiemi_) August 28, 2016
Impregnate a military man’s teenage daughter. Please just go and buy your coffin jejeli. #1000NigerianWaysToDie
— Jon Snow (@iam_Dami) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie if the ball should enter ur toros when u are playing kolo.?
— Mustty westbrook (@iammustafly) August 28, 2016
Daughter : mum I’m pregnant
Mum: for whoDaughter: for the Barber opposite our shop
— Abu Bakr (@its_Abubakr) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
When you hear your Dad fart and you laugh like this pic.twitter.com/ZLDjlaTFDK— Man.P (@odosa_progress) August 28, 2016
Mom:is this how you will be acting in your husband’s house?
Me:Did i tell you i want to get married?#1000Nigerianwaystodie
— Schön (@_kushim) August 28, 2016
You go out with your parents to their friends house and you ask for food. #1000NigerianWaysToDie
— Mufasa ❌ (@JeSuisNaga) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad: pass me the remote
Me: is your hand paining you? pic.twitter.com/TL62XEK4lU— Mufasa ❌ (@JeSuisNaga) August 28, 2016
You’re the last born but you change the channel from NTA to Cartoon Network. #1000NigerianWaysToDie
— Mufasa ❌ (@JeSuisNaga) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
*2 mins into lunch*
Mum: where is your meat? ?
Me: Ehm.. Ma…Mum: pic.twitter.com/279GXkiF7j
— CHO (@Chidubem__O) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
During midnight call when your mum seizes your phone & you have not cleard whatsapp messages pic.twitter.com/eOGHtELjZk— CHO (@Chidubem__O) August 28, 2016
