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Fatoyinbo Arrested, World Leaders + One Unidentified Leader & Wedding Day Nudes | Here’s What Went Down this Week
It’s like this week all of us just went mad. It started right from Monday, everybody turning into wild wolves over the internet and tearing each other’s skins. Old friends opened each other’s yansh, other friends defended their friend’s smelly behaviour, becoming smelly themselves. Anyway, let’s get right into it.
Three-Way Mud Wrestling
Yes, let’s start with the messiest.
This one ehn, it started with a sub and ended with old acquaintances revealing each other’s deepest darkest secrets. There was sex-shaming, misogyny, homophobia, body-shaming, ageism—everything Nigerian men can find to shame themselves with.
It’s too difficult to find the origin, so instead we’ll just load you with important checkpoints.
Abeg forget that guy who thinks too much of himself. Were we on these streets when he begged for an appointment? He's busy ambulance-chasing folks for CVs, feeding on kobokobo https://t.co/Ztoti8KIUT
— Revolutionary Oracle (@AbdulMahmud01) August 25, 2019
You know nothing, so don't look stupid defending someone who tweeted his CV at Osinbajo on these streets begging for an MDA appointment. I've no time for a desperate opportunist, or his spokesperson! https://t.co/3mKd5npVOo
— Revolutionary Oracle (@AbdulMahmud01) August 25, 2019
Yes o! He "reviewed" his CV and uploaded it into these streets, tagging Osinbajo. The reviewed CV failed. Disastrously. And he get mouth dey abuse pipo. https://t.co/hSylKAz3Qb
— Revolutionary Oracle (@AbdulMahmud01) August 25, 2019
@Omojuwa At least, the girls who hang around me have intellect; they don't hawk their nyanshes to pigmies to be plugged the way you do, gay man! Go cure that rectal bleeding you suffer from before you go global in Soho, London, soon!
— Revolutionary Oracle (@AbdulMahmud01) August 26, 2019
Dragging his wife… I condemn it totally… We should learn how to control our anger in public or personal life. pic.twitter.com/zj6k8C2y4G
— Grace John❤ (@onyiforlife) August 26, 2019
This is 2019, yet a supposed human rights layer – well above 50 – is looking to score social media points by making desperate gay claims. The Nigerian anomaly never stops striking.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 26, 2019
I met @Omojuwa 7 years ago. Young, curious but clear about what he wanted in life. When an "agbaya" from my generation attacked him. He responded with hardwork. The "agbaya" has not moved in life
Bitter leaf soup is sweet but bitterness is a slow killer.https://t.co/Yg7CbKUnd1 https://t.co/P1nF1UpYih— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) August 18, 2019
The "agbaya" is still doing social media legal giant with not one single landmark case in his name 25 years after being called to bar. Thankfully @Twitter is a therapeutic platform that's saving a lot of frustrated people living on past glory from self harm. Get a life outside SM pic.twitter.com/RrRP4WxyTs
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) August 18, 2019
Lol. I think the bigger tragedy is to be over 50 and be dragging people that if you had lived an exemplary life, they’d be calling you a mentor. That he even reduced himself to thinking calling someone gay is an abuse is another tragedy. Prayers to the rest of us, to be better! https://t.co/l4C5MnMNOA
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 26, 2019
– One man Mopol – @AbdulMahmud01 tackles both – Ogbeni Dipo and his friend. pic.twitter.com/jZQ3fzHu1f
— SubDeliveryZone (@SubDeliveryZone) August 26, 2019
Wedding Day Nudes
Nigerian men will always Nigerian. That’s the lesson to be learned in this one.
The entire gist here is that an engaged man had been sending nudes to women, giving them the impression that he was single. There’s news that he even sent nudes on his wedding day.
When the women found out he was getting married, they threw him a sub on Twitter, something about him stringing them along and them having no idea he was getting married.
His friends should have jejely kept quiet. Instead, women themselves, they decided it was the women, not the married man sharing nudes, that were guilty. They shouldn’t have said anything, they said. It wasn’t fair to the wife. But was it fair to the wife that her husband was—you know what? Never mind.
– @_theCxCx reveals how a toaster sent her a Dinvitation on his wedding day with another lady. pic.twitter.com/RsXGwSpMMU
— SubDeliveryZone (@SubDeliveryZone) August 25, 2019
Wow you guys are…messy. Should have thought of the wife before dragging the dude on his wedding day. Definitely a dickhead move.
— Virgo SZN (@Cali_DreamsXO) August 26, 2019
No one is denying that the man was wrong for moving to other women when he was in a relationship. The issue is why does his wife have to be a casualty of your falling out with her husband?
— Virgo SZN (@Cali_DreamsXO) August 26, 2019
Ozzy, if you're going to be happy for women to come online and tell everyone, on your wedding day, that your husband is cheating on you, then you're welcome to be OK with this.
I think it's scum behavior, and this is gender agnostic. Handle that shit offline!
— Max 'Odogwu' M. (@MakiSpoke) August 26, 2019
Can’t believe you’re caping for a man who has been serially cheating on his fianceé, now wife, and deliberately misleading women. The only person that benefits from “privately handling” it, is him.
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) August 26, 2019
Sooooo someone was sharing peen round half the TL while planning his wedding and the hot take is that he was messing with the wrong caliber of women? What is the right caliber plis?
— Kanga ? (@BohemianBoujee) August 26, 2019
They can defend their friend sha.. but not by calling his other babes out like they did anything.. defence should focus on the man and his wife.. maybe they have an open relationship etc
— Kanga ? (@BohemianBoujee) August 26, 2019
A man sent dick picks to over 3 women on twitter up until a week before his wedding, I think I even saw one tweet talking about him sending it on his wedding day and you want to talk about the "Caliber" of people he engaged with and his level??? Really? What is his level? https://t.co/IUj0KmYOON
— Penguin Kowalski? (@Rozemareigh) August 26, 2019
Oh I've read it. The whole of it. And even when you were corrected, you switched to, the women should let his wife have a good wedding day. As if the man sending dick pics to other people has no role. You sound like you're trying to ignore the whole man and shame the women.
— Penguin Kowalski? (@Rozemareigh) August 26, 2019
The Unidentified World Leader
When Cyril Ramaphosa left his country South Africa for the G7 Summit in France, he had no idea he’d be identified by an Associated Press journalist as “one unidentified leader.”
It’s funny because this is supposed to be a journalist with the world renowned AP, attached to the White House. And she cannot identify who the South African president is. Says more about her than about the South African president, to be honest.
World leader bear hug before the group photo @ #G7Summit in Biarritz, France. @EmmanuelMacron @narendramodi @JustinTrudeau and one unidentified leader. pic.twitter.com/Ij9PsYrV2j
— darlene superville (@dsupervilleap) August 25, 2019
‘Unidentified leader’ seems to be the new title for President Ramaphosa of South Africa.
-Americans really do live in their own world.
-surely as a journalist it’s your job to identify him? https://t.co/MsBvlNJSzm— Samira Sawlani (@samirasawlani) August 26, 2019
#CantStillBeShockedBy a whole White House press person referring to Cyril Ramaphosa as an Unidentified Leader in a G7 photo pic.twitter.com/q62r7kFPLO
— Ms. Africa ? (@refilweafrica) August 26, 2019
Aside from the rudeness, the laziness of this tweet from the @AP is baffling. The “unidentified” leader is Cyril Ramaphosa – the President of South Africa. pic.twitter.com/zNi69R6MFd
— Megha Mohan (@meghamohan) August 26, 2019
Prime minister of Japan shaking hands with an unidentified leader pic.twitter.com/kSCBsRu1Ib
— Skido (@Itu_0531) August 28, 2019
Under this “unidentified leader” FDI outflows are at an all time high, R450 mil of foreign investment is leaving the JSE everyday ! Let that sink in…. pic.twitter.com/wRpt1C4srN
— Rob van den Heuvel (@Rob_blogging) August 27, 2019
Associated Press reporter refers to the President of South Africa as “one unidentified leader.” Seriously? Even if you don’t know, take the 5min to ask around, do an online search, or just flip through the summit attendance list before tweeting your nonsense. For fuck’s sake… pic.twitter.com/dHL147bvA2
— Maaza (@maazaland) August 26, 2019
Who are you again? Oh sorry, @WhiteHouse Correspondent?
The 'unidentified' leader is the President of South Africa. South Africa is a country in Africa. Name? Cyril Ramaphosa
Try @Wikipedia https://t.co/5QAkXn2yqM pic.twitter.com/zaR5df7oJV— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) August 26, 2019
Fatoyinbo Arrested
We’ll be honest, even us didn’t see this one coming.
The police earlier this week revealed that the alleged rapist pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo was in their custody. According to them,, they’d been investigating and interviewing for a while, before finally decided to arrest him. We heard they even seized his passport.
Maybe there is some justice in Nigeria, after all.
Rapist Fatoyinbo has been Arrested and passport seized!! ???
— Dr Onyii with a double i (@OnyiiBekeh) August 30, 2019
Thank you Jesus!
Fatoyinbo needs to rot in jail before he rots in hell. https://t.co/X32k3U6f3Z— TANG (@WumiTuase) August 31, 2019
It makes me so happy that Biodun Fatoyinbo is no longer getting away with rape and other forms of sexual assault. We must name and shame these terrible people and they must all be punished accordingly.
— Rubiks (@Rubiks6) August 30, 2019
Don't play with me y'all…is this true? I still prayed about this thing this morning and told God to show he is more powerful than any human connections this Fatoyinbo thinks he has.
— Similoluwa Oni (@SimiloluwaOni) August 30, 2019
US Vs. Nigeria: Do Me I Do You
We’ve already explained this one somewhere before, so we’ll just do copy and paste.
You’ve probably heard about the US Visa Reciprocity Fee. Here’s all you need to know about it. pic.twitter.com/GN0E3j5QZn
— BellaNaija (@bellanaija) August 27, 2019
A report I read said Nigerians paid N9.7b for US visa APPLICATIONS in 2017. With this reciprocity move that’d require you to pay at least $110 for an approved application, we could be taking N20b+ in 2020. We need a ministry of Foreign Affairs ASAP!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) August 28, 2019
This reciprocity policy for US Visa fee on Nigeria and the rest of the world is absurd…
— Daddy Kay (@Creambuay) August 27, 2019
I actually find this petty. The US shld've taken the higher road bcos of obvious reasons. Except of cause there's a significant revenue from Nigeria thru d US visa applications. So then, it wasn't 'RECIPROCITY' but another excuse to exploit Nigerians. #Shame
— Cerebral Realist (@CerebralRealist) August 27, 2019
These people think Reciprocity Fee will deter us?
Una lie!! We go still come. Just give us Visa fess
— Igwe Osita the 1st (@Kevwekofi) August 27, 2019
US DHA has implemented an additional reciprocity fee for all approved visa applications for Nigerians. In response to the refusal of FG to reduce visa costs for US applicants.
But how many US dey apply for Naij visa vs how many Naij Dey apply for US visa?
David and Goliath— Tunde (@styles_o6) August 27, 2019
I mean I get that Nigeria is stupid for making it so hard for non-Nigerians to get a visa but this ‘reciprocity fee’ has blown my mind. It’s already hard enough to get a US visa as a Nigerian, now it’s also more expensive?!!!
— QUAD ??⚕️ (@EvtheWorld) August 28, 2019
The Jack Hack
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey‘s page was hacked. And, in typical Twitter fashion, the hackers used the opportunity to tweet racist and Nazi stuff, and then issue a bomb threat.
We're aware that @jack was compromised and investigating what happened.
— Twitter Comms (@TwitterComms) August 30, 2019
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey's account has been hacked and hijacked for at least the past 10 minutes: pic.twitter.com/MTr2Yugg2s
— Baptain Ameriba (@TatianaKing) August 30, 2019
Guy, so dem don hack Jack wey get Twitter. pic.twitter.com/18A4dpLWga
— Rash The Greatest. (@IamRashman) August 30, 2019
Jack: 'We're committing Twitter to help increase the collective health, openness, and civility of public conversation'
Users: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NAZIS?
Jack: pic.twitter.com/NXEVHgLclF
— James Whatley (@Whatleydude) August 30, 2019
twitter has very real security questions to answer — if Jack’s account can get hacked, what’s to say @realDonaldTrump can’t be hacked to FAR greater consequences?
— j.d. durkin (@jiveDurkey) August 30, 2019
I would suggest @Twitter look into who has hijacked @jack's account. pic.twitter.com/T9qzLTXcJT
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) August 30, 2019
I personally think Twitter should hire the person that hacked Jack's account…CLEARLY they know something y'all don't
— Katie Thulin (@katiet121) August 30, 2019
So it appears that Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter, has had his… *checks notes* Twitter account hacked. #JackDorsey pic.twitter.com/wLLw5WdSsR
— Rob Scammell (@RobertScammell) August 30, 2019
And that’s it for the week! If we missed anything, let us know in the comment section. Enjoy!
