Jim Iyke posted a PSA on his Instagram page to let everyone know that he will be knocking on doors, wearing a checkered suit and red airmax sneakers, as he goes round to collect the things that are rightfully his.
Read his message below!
ATTN; All CEOs, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRIES, SIDE KICKS, FAKEASS FRIENDS, RIDE N DIE FRIENDS,LOYAL CHICS, DISLOYAL B****ES, PAs, BRAND AFFILIATES, BIZ ASSOCIATES, MANAGER, BURGEON CONTRACTORS,ADA CONTRACTORS,BOSS, STAFF, POLITICIANS, EXTENDED FAMILY, AND EXs TOO As the year gradually draws to an end I find it imperative to send this announcement before I commence my campaign for what I deem as rightfully mine. pls if you see me in this intense checkered suit and red airmax in your offices, homes and joints kindly give me what I want coz I’m not in the mood to deal with BS! If you owe in cash or kind,or promised favours,If you re yet to sign a proposal or contract myself or my affiliates are bidding, If you took payment for services not yet rendered, If you re dumb enough to think you played on my intelligence by lying about a sick fam member to extort me( you know yourself), if you re yet to cut a cheque as regards arrears owed me in a joint movie or TV production ( you know yourself) or any of my numerous endeavors. Uncle D for conveniently slashing half the sum I sent to Aunty V for your anniversary; talking about two is one! that’s BS too coz I wrote only her name on the envelope not yours- That’s right, I’m calling you out too. Furthermore, in the event you decide to give quick instructions to your PAs, secretaries and SAs to tell me that you made an unplanned trip to God-Knows-where, be advised that I know your family homes, baby mama’s cribs, side chick flats, beer parlours, gentlemen’s clubs, your mamas kitchens, car numbers, and even numbers your madams are unaware exists! So pls don’t friggin test me!!! PS if you re outside this bracket you can safely assume this is Post is HILARIOUS. If you’re inside the bracket then believe me you have abundant reasons to be AFRAID!! A word is enough! I’m coming for y’all! #LMFAO #DamnWhereDoIComeUpWivTheseIsh #MeantHalfOfItTho #IfYouBelieveYhisYouWillBelieveAnything #LoveY’allTho #BurgeonForever
He sure sounds like he means business.
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