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Saint Obi Resurrected, End Time Strippers, #RevolutionNow!| Here’s What Went Down this Week

Biko, what is a sin against culture again? And since when is being a Jezebel a crime? Na inside 2000BC Rome we dey? Dear FG, the problem here is public indecency. Remove religion and face the law.

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This week, it’s like the world went back to being upside-down. Everyone was just mad and upset and things weren’t just normal. Think we’re exaggerating? See for yourself.

Mona Lisa on Braids

As per fine babe, one girl on Twitter wanted to celebrate herself, so she shared a photo of herself. But she didn’t quite get the response she expected. Why? Because she wore braids.

Black women on Twitter entered the same trousers with the babe. They told her she wasn’t pretty. They told her she was appropriating their culture. They told her to take her braids off.

They said they’re regularly criticised for wearing the same hairstyle, so the hispanic woman must take out her braids. It’s 2019, two wrongs make a right! Surely, her taking our her braids will make braids a more acceptable hairdo for black women.

End Time Strippers

Imagine Jesus coming back because of bum bum.

Nigerians will see women in bikini and be shouting end time, but their pastors are rapists and their politicians are stealing and the world is not coming to an end. But that is not even the issue.

The issue is the smelling statement the Federal Government released. The same government that runs this country oo. Talking about it being “‘Jezebelistic” and a sin “against the Nigerian culture.” Biko, what is a sin against culture again? And since when is being a Jezebel a crime? Na inside 2000BC Rome we dey? Dear FG, the problem here is public indecency. Remove religion and face the law.

People who have absolutely no idea what the Nigerian culture is, who have been reset with colonial settings, talking about it destroying “centuries-old and rich Nigerian culture.” Please 🙄.

#RevolutionNow

Yele Sowore was arrested, and Nigerians aren’t having it. It’s become our reality now, for the government to detain dissenters. That is what Nigeria has become.

And it’s gotten worse.

Nigerians went out en masse to protest and what happened? They were shot at and arrested. Protesting that is our human right, our government is shooting and arresting us for it. And this same government will shout Jezebelistic when they see women in bikini.

Travis Scott Tensioning Everyone

Travis Scott rose the bar. That’s it. That’s the entire thing.

Ambode & the Frozen ₦9.9 billion

*coughs* So you people’s ousted governor has been accused of embezzling almost ₦10 billion. In four years. Okay.

The lesson here is: Don’t fight with your godfather, lest you too be exposed.

Saint Obi

In what is probably the best remix of Beyoncé, Wizkid and Blue Ivy’s Brown Skin Girl, Josh2funny gave us the iconic line, “Today I must fall in love/ Depending on my Saint Obi”

Now the line is never leaving our heads, and Saint Obi is back in the limelight. The influence, the power of Josh2funny.

Resurrection power!

And that’s it for the week! Let’s hope you have a great weekend, depending on your Saint Obi.

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