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Seun Akinlosotu: Toothpick or Cucumber! Does Size Really Matter?



dreamstime_l_58147253This is 2016, and we are all going to have to get with the program. We can have conversations about sex, and nobody will die from it. I think sha.
Sex is not food, yeah yeah we know. All my spirikoko people say that, therefore we acknowledge that ahead of this conversation so you al don’t have to remind us.

I’m here watching an episode of NCIS and for some random reason I remember this girl I had met in Port Harcourt some years back. So now, boo at that time felt married women were the only ones I ought to hang out with because apparently they are all saints. It was a major issue having single friends then because they were not mature enough, could not advise properly, did not have the right type of experience….yadi..yadi…yah.

It was during this period of befriending married girls that I met this very beautiful girl. When I say beautiful, I mean beautiful like she could have been mami water. I’m dead serious. She’s a bit younger than I am, and had married early. Her husband was a Naija-Delta big boy and spoiled this girl with all the best money could buy. I mean she had the latest version of several cars, her house was every woman’s dream home; wardrobe to die for. But her husband was physically humm, hummm, I’m thinking of the right words to use here without disrespecting God’s creation. Let’s just say the man get as he be.

Of course the story of why she married him had to do with money. He spotted her while she was still in secondary school and the man intended on dying on top her matter. He sought her parents out and doled out major dough to a family that was struggling with the promise of rehabilitating the entire family. She had no choice but to marry him. She did, bore a daughter for him and decided to focus on finishing her degree in college.

One day, my home girl and I met her sitting in the VIP section of a lounge with another man, a hunk of a man, and their hands were in every place but in the air or in their pockets. I wasn’t sure of what to make of the scene as my other friend who introduced us was not shocked at what we walked into. During the course of a few weeks, we always saw her with this same hunk. Apparently she met this hunk of hers at a wedding she attended in Abuja which he also flew in from Port Harcourt for, they had a one night romp in Abuja and the rest they say is history. In short sha, he was servicing her.

So one day I had to ask her what was going on because I knew she was married to Oga one kind. She spoke kindly and full of gratitude about her husband, about how he changed her life, and that of her entire family and she did love him but mehnnnn his penis was like a toothpick.

I swear I fell off the stool I was sitting on from laughter because I was not expecting that from her at all. Ohh boy! His penis is like a tooth pick? Did you not know that before you married him? These were questions I asked and she was like the courtship was short, no premarital testing, and the way the man usually tucked his oversize shirt and under shirt in his pants always made it look like there was considerable coverage in that area.

I sat looking at her in shock, scratching my weave. I started throwing all manner of solutions to her: couldn’t she have tried different sexual positions, viagra, pump (I wonder if there’s anything that actually physically pumps)?

I mean, couldn’t she just lay there and imagine it was Idris Elba with a cucumber that was on top of her? There had to be something she could have done besides having a “service friend”? Usually when I hear of major indiscretions like this I try to be neutral, so I tried putting myself in her shoes – not judging, and also ask myself is sex really that serious? Especially if you have a spouse that is great in all other areas, would I be bold enough to have a utility service man if my husband’s penis could be likened to a tooth pick? I mean God forbid bad thing abeg. (Dear God, please don’t let this be my portion, because of all these things I write… I beg you.)

But on a more serious note, is it really that bad? Does the size of a penis really matter? Would you creep on your man if he had a toothpick instead of a cucumber? You know how some people say the size doesn’t really matter, it’s what the owner can do with it that matters. Can anyone please validate this?

If your man were to be a great person but this was his one shortcoming, couldn’t you just live with it? Abi God forbid bad thing for you too?

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Seun Akinlosotu is a Tech Analyst by day and an aspiring Writer by midnight. She's a self proclaimed Romanticist who likes to write light heartedly. Her write ups are geared at a cross mix of audience, none of which will need an Oxford Dictionary to understand her. There's more to read from her at & on IG @Chechecosmos


  1. yemi

    February 25, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Well, we are are in a civilized word now. There are many solutions to that type of problem. Except if the person involve is not ready to tk Kia of that problem.

    • liesyoutell

      February 25, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      This topic has been overbeaten. people need to fill their brains with things more than sex, penis and vagina. There’s more to life than that.

    • Chichi

      February 26, 2016 at 5:53 am

      Please you need to chill. No be you click link? Sex is not everything, but it is important. If you had an actual sex life, or potential of having one ( I wouldn’t hold my breath), you will know how important sex is, to keeping your relationship and home in check.
      So breathe abeg

  2. FavouredGrace

    February 25, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    Waiting for comments guys…

    • Mr. Egghead

      February 25, 2016 at 7:43 pm

      I dunno why girls love talking about dicks.
      Dicks! Dicks!! Dicks!!
      Can’t we talk about topics that I enjoy? e.g tits and women who are curvy yet incredibly fit

    • Lizzy

      February 25, 2016 at 9:29 pm

      What is stopping you from writing to bellanaija about tits. There are several articles on bellanaija that has nothing to do with relationship or Dicks but you guys wouldn’t go clicking on that. Then you would come here whining like someone put a gun to your head to click on the page.

    • Tosin

      February 27, 2016 at 6:20 am

      hugging the egghead. feeling the humour 🙂

    • tomilola

      February 27, 2016 at 9:25 am

      U obviously have a small dick hence d complain

  3. El Jefe

    February 25, 2016 at 2:02 pm

    I though I came across the same article last week. Guess we can’t get enough of dicks these days…

  4. just bored

    February 25, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    I can’t possibly be the 1st person to read this.. where are all the comments? Ladies.. please tell me… does size matter????

    • Tosin

      February 26, 2016 at 8:47 am

      not really. within a certain range. it’s sort of in the mind. sort of. kind of.
      i’m assuming the toothpick is an exaggeration (please God let it be)
      😀 😀
      i read once about the biggest guy like in the world and he was in great distress and going for surgery because women did not want to approach.

    • Size matters... Don't bring your drinking straw phallus here

      February 26, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      No. The toothpick is not an exaggeration.
      I have seen a grown man’s that erect is the size of a baby finger.
      A tiny baby finger for that matter.
      You’d be amazed at the strands of skin some men are carrying.

  5. Ann

    February 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    Abegi, who wouldn’t want to know if its an itch or they are really doing the do, biko kwa…..i want to be filled up kwa…friction odikwa necessary!

  6. ola ola

    February 25, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    If it was toothpick and knows what to do with it….no creeping ……but if it was toothpick and doesn’t know what to do with it……
    Biko, iya meji o ki n je oku igbe ????

  7. whocares

    February 25, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    For anyone truly bothered: insert a toothpick, then try a cucumber; come back and tell us the result of your empirical research 😛

    • Seun Akinlosotu

      February 25, 2016 at 9:44 pm

      Lolll @empirical research.

    • papermoon

      February 26, 2016 at 9:07 am

      whocares, I just remembered the story about your auntie’s friend who “came and went”. ….. and i am still laughing.!!!

    • Aleesha

      February 26, 2016 at 11:40 am

      Dis geh!!! No be small empirical research

  8. My Stake

    February 25, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    This has been discussed over and over again.

    Know my perception about BN girls?
    1. Those who are sex starved and deprived and only derive fun/fulfilment/satisfaction discussing sex, romance, foreplays….here
    2. Association of Single girls who desire to have a bf/Hubby but hasnt come yet
    3. Those who have been played or passed through heart break so turned men bashers
    4. Some from dysfunctional homes who has allowed that to becloud their sense of reasoning
    5. Those who perceive themselves to be learned and educated (try to distinguish themselves from other people on other blogs) but in the real sense of it, they are not different as you see the demons in them when it comes to sensitive issues like laura ikeji, linda ikeji, men cheating articles, toke makinwa vlogs, to mention a few

    • Ann

      February 25, 2016 at 2:56 pm

      Where do you fall again?

    • whocares

      February 25, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      @My stake – I take it you went to the same uni and got the same psychology degree as the muffin man and this enables you categorise people oh so well? gerrarahere with your sanctimonious self.

    • Idomagirl

      February 25, 2016 at 4:06 pm


    • My Stake

      February 25, 2016 at 4:54 pm

      Who cares, you are all over this site.
      You come off as a very arrogant person
      I dropped my comment and you are entitled to drop yours
      Dont come after me like someone lacking in home training

    • Jennelle

      February 25, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      Sorry this analysis is as I irrelevant as the P in psychology ???

    • whocares

      February 25, 2016 at 5:20 pm

      I am all over this site… says the person who is trying to imply that she is not all over this site but somehow knows enough to know I come off as arrogant from my comments? looool. Child please. Your comment was denigrating and unnecessary. Someone has taken the time out to write this in the hopes that people will comment on it in a judgement free zone and just have fun. See the comments below generating the “lols”. Now, how does your “analysis” help anyone or come across as less arrogant or wait hmm sanctimonious? Any day you figure that out, catch me on another page on BN as I am everywhere… just like god, your god.. now continue following me about bn noting my arrogant character. That’s a good girl.

    • Sandra

      February 25, 2016 at 6:27 pm

      I love you whocares! Hope to keep seeing your comments

    • Honeycrown

      February 25, 2016 at 6:51 pm

      @whocares, you’re one Bad Mamma Jamma! You remind me of “Buttercup” in the Powerpuff Girls. Her super power is her toughness. Stay you! Wa gbayi maami ??

    • Paroles

      February 25, 2016 at 9:09 pm

      Tolu is this you? LoL. Anywhoo why waste your time arguing with Jesus Christ reborn? You tried to correct his/her assuming attitude and he/she did it to you. Leave the person to their lame judgemental life.

    • Nuna

      February 26, 2016 at 9:53 am

      Seriously I love you!

    • XYZ

      February 25, 2016 at 8:36 pm

      @My Stake
      Ur observation is very on point. They will come and attempt to shout you down, but it doesn’t diminish the correctness of that your comment. By their comment we know them. You will think the people that come here to post comments however posh they claim, are in the same botanical group with bitter leaf. The way they descend on topics like this clearly amplifies the bitterness and the very lack in their lives.
      Pls permit me to borrow the whole lot of that your comment.

    • Girl next door

      February 26, 2016 at 5:50 am

      It’s really not that deep.

    • Chichi

      February 26, 2016 at 5:58 am

      It is women like you, that sit down here forming Sex is not important, when one small girl somewhere, is currently schooling your man on the importance of sex.
      Knowledge is power. Whether it’s the Kama Sutra or its Microbiology, or its Rabdom articles on sex.
      Learn something & move on.
      And I’m forced to ask again, was a gun to your head when you clicked the link?

  9. Not satisfied

    February 25, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    So I met my husband a virgin and I mean him being the virgin not me o. Wonderful guy and all but his sugar stick is invisible inside me as in I can barely feel anything. Small is an understatement even his balls feel like a tiny pebble. He makes up for it by giving the best oral sex ever. We have been together for 7 years and I love him to a fault. Though I wish the sex was better but I guess you can’t have it all

    • iyke

      February 25, 2016 at 5:18 pm

      I have expressed my opinion about this topic in one of Dr. Craig’s article. It all depends on how MEN AND WOMEN look at it.
      Ok, let’s look at it this way,..and this time, this is for your husband and the other guys who may be reading this …..
      Husband/Guys, lets’ say you are trying out to join a basketball team. You’ve had this desire and dream of being a professional basketball player and have been eagerly awaiting this chance to finally show off what you can do. There’s only one thing standing between you and basketball fame: you’re a fairly average player. Your skills happen to fall right about on the population mean, however one decides to measure that. While you manage to hit a few layups and jump shots, you also miss a number of them, and you don’t excel at blocking other players either. As a result, the recruiters are not impressed by your skills and decide to move forward with other players.
      Your buddies and family, when you tell them, do their best to console you by assuring you that many people aren’t as good as you at the game and most people don’t really care that much about basketball anyway. A valiant effort on their part, but, ultimately, it is unlikely to prove effective.
      The moral of my short story is that, in many social contexts, AVERAGE is often not preferable! And we (MEN), including your husband, no matter how much you assure him that you are fine with his size, he has seen bigger dicks and WORRIES more about his size than the YOU do. I can assure you that HE would have preferred it to be above average. After all,when we are seeking for mates, we are not often looking for average ones; we’re constantly seeking for mates who possess certain desirable traits at above average levels, regardless of whether those traits are physical or psychological in nature.
      Having said that, I can also argue and agree, based on your assertion and my interactions with ladies,that the size on a guy’s penis is typically NOT the factor that matters to them.At least, he eats you up really well which is a plus.
      So, you see, it’s all about perception for both sexes. Men who are not overly endowed have been programmed to be insecure and less confident than they should be, when in reality they are not at a disadvantage.
      So with all this argument about size, do you know what I really want and how I want my woman to perceive me? I’d like her fantasies not be about my size, rather, let it be about her mojo, her magical, magnetic power to arouse me, and keep my attention focused exclusively on her. If she can be irresistible and posses an erotic power over me, I am going to knock her down and build a dope ass life with her.
      That’s what am looking for ….That’s to me, is the SIZE that am talking about ….. An irresistible woman who possess an erotic power over me!

    • Grapes

      February 25, 2016 at 6:24 pm

      Too long Abeg. Summarise

    • iyke

      February 25, 2016 at 6:47 pm

      @grapes ????abi..????No mine me jooor…..sometimes I get overly excited!
      E too long shaaa!No vex!

    • Girl next door

      February 26, 2016 at 5:56 am

      @grapes too funny.

  10. Youcam

    February 25, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Let’s be honest…
    So if you’ve tasted the waters before or drank from the ocean… I guess you can tell the difference.
    But when it comes to marriage ( to me) its more than just that regardless of the size you get. No doubt, you may fantasize about another size or just make better use of what you have. Lol

  11. BellaElla

    February 25, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Yes size matters.
    you will not understand until you have been with someone whose fully erect dick is like finger battery. you will not understand the frustration of having someone furiously thrusting away at you but you cant feel anything. you don’t know what it means to have a fully grown man wear a condom and you will still see space, as in air go full the condom. hmmmm, size matters o. and the worst thing is that these men with small pinkolos last barely two minutes in bed, then they jump down and run to the bathroom with their two hands covering their kini like say na treasure. who wan see am sef.
    on the other hand, do you know that seeing a sizeable dick at full mast can make you gush(literarily). when you see the veins and well carved head on a big dick, you will understand why some girls go wan die on top some kain relationships. Talk more of when the big cock is put to work…the guy doesn’t need to move sef for you to reach cloud nine.

    • Idomagirl

      February 25, 2016 at 4:08 pm

      I swear, gist with you go sweet die!

    • Teju TJ

      February 25, 2016 at 8:13 pm

      Idomagirl, I swear you read my mind.

    • Dee

      February 25, 2016 at 4:31 pm

      Lmao. You need help.

    • hmm

      February 25, 2016 at 4:34 pm

      After you don phuck d whole town finish, how wont you know the difference?
      in short make girls dey sleep with guys dey go, in search of big deek

      when d guys say na d girls with d big boobs and butt they want now, yall will start saying they are not spiritual, dey dont know dat xter is d main thing not physical attributes.

    • Ada Nnewi

      February 25, 2016 at 6:10 pm

      Your dick is small, abi? Ndoo…. try and work on your head game to compensate….

    • hmm

      February 25, 2016 at 7:13 pm

      so every one that has a contrary opinion has a small dick? runs girl like you

    • Jennelle

      February 25, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      Bae Uve said everything

    • Takeseveralseats

      February 25, 2016 at 4:43 pm

      LoooooooooooL!! This comment na die!! I experienced this shit for years, finally walked away when frustration wan kill me abeg!

    • jade

      February 25, 2016 at 5:32 pm


      lol…u dey craze. Shame catch am hence covering it and running to the bathroom. Most men with small penis are good at oral sex, they make up for it through that and good personality. Most Men with big madingo are bad at oral sex, foreplay they rely solely on their big mandingo to do all the work which is sometimes epic fail. Yeah, women might like the feel of it inside but it”s not always pleasurable.

      Not too small or big. Average is the best.

    • John

      July 12, 2018 at 10:50 pm

      Story, all those things can be worked one when the dick is already big, he can learn all those things.. Women are also more sensitive when they see a big dick guy any little thing they will say it’s because he is big.

    • Person

      February 25, 2016 at 6:16 pm

      haha!!! Laff wan kill me. That was how one dude like this who kept thrusting furiously and I was wondering why, I kept asking if the dick was inside and he was said yes. Brethren, I almost fainted mid stroke. Inside ke? Where?! I couldn’t feel anything. Let’s just say I have since moved on and I AM VERY MUCH HAPPY (if you know what I mean), thank you very much! LOL.

    • Seun Akinlosotu

      February 25, 2016 at 9:55 pm

      lmaooo ehnnn, but why are BNers like this!! lol.. ahn ahn.. Gosh your comment is hilarious …[email protected] kept asking if he was in there yet…

    • Daybreak

      February 25, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      I was just going to read comments oo. then i saw urs and i just had to say mine.
      so i had this bf on campus. i swear his erected dick all be like my pinky finger. dat was how the first time i saw it, i started to laugh. the relationship didnt last sef. fast forward, i started dating another man. big dick. only knows how to thrust. no fun. relationship kaput! another i met last year, when he wears a condom, the next time u realise, the condom in wedged deep inside the vayjayjay. as if na female condom. abeg, i no go fit. current bae, big dick. oral sex game is tight! now i have to travel for some years and i’m dreading how much i will miss him …. size matters oooo

    • Daybreak

      February 25, 2016 at 6:36 pm


    • Jeny

      February 25, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      Daybreak, only you; you’ve sampled four guys?
      One doesn’t even have to be a virgin these days but I don’t understand having sex with every single bf one has. Oga. Do you sha.

    • Daybreak

      February 26, 2016 at 8:59 am

      Jeny, abeg shift joor! all u sanctimonious ppl

    • Jenny

      February 27, 2016 at 12:03 am

      I’m not being sanctimonious, I’m saying the fact. This is nothing about being a virgin by force or whatever. You can sleep with all your boyfriends until you eventually meet your husband. That sure does make sense right?
      It’s not a must to be sexually active with every boyfriend one has but like I said, do you, it’s your life. I knew you were going to reply with some bs about being a “hater” or being sanctimonious. And you did. Enjoy your weekend. Cheers!

    • Seun Akinlosotu

      February 25, 2016 at 9:51 pm

      OMGGGGG you don finish person!! Dang!!…. lollll

    • Ello Bae

      February 26, 2016 at 3:47 am

      BN allow me to like this comment a million times now!!!

    • Dee one

      February 26, 2016 at 3:55 am

      This comment just made my night…. ????????????

    • NaMeOh

      February 26, 2016 at 4:45 am

      Bae, I have to agree with you.In my single days I had a boo that had a healthy vibrant one. He did not need to move and ahh. But then I am not there any more. Okay. My hubby no get toothpick but he is now a fairly young impotent male. The thing no gree rise again. Initially, he tried thrusting but I ended up bruised each time because it is like trying to force a rubbery flappy piece into a hole that is intended for a strong piece. It was very dissatisfying as well. Bruises and frustration come dey too much. I told him I no fit. It has been 8 years since I had sex. So what do I do – Na God. I am unwilling to go outside of marriage because of my God. I’d rather be sex-hungry than go to hell or make myself vulnerable. I also have too much public face and money to lose to blackmail. I cannot give anyone the opportunity to insult me because I want to be a woman once again. Maybe it is punishment for my youth. Maybe God is saving me. Who knows. . It is VERY HARD sha. TRUST ME. Especially as I be fine bae. I still get chatted up on occasion by younger men. The temptation is real. Still, I have no taste for embarrassing myself or letting down my God. IT IS HARD. I wish I had never tasted sex before. I would be better off. But I am hanging in there. Waiting for old age. It is VERY HARD.

    • Dep

      February 26, 2016 at 8:32 am

      I feel sad.. really sad at your current experience….

    • Tosin

      February 26, 2016 at 8:59 am

      may i recommend Annie Sprinkle. for inspiration. take what you like from her work and ditch the rest. Respect.

    • John

      July 12, 2018 at 11:00 pm

      Wow! I must confess you are really a strong woman, for 8years without sex. You are a good wife, anything you do now is justified.

  12. ola

    February 25, 2016 at 3:18 pm

    Let’s be honest. Size does matter. Forget whatever bullshit saying otherwise. SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!!!

    • Sabifok

      February 25, 2016 at 4:57 pm

      I cant hear you. So does size matter?

  13. Blackcoffee

    February 25, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Don’t let anyone fool you size does matter. Having the right size and knowing how to use it is very very important.

  14. DeeCee

    February 25, 2016 at 4:17 pm

    head in a movie before: It’s not the size of the ocean but the motion of the ocean that matters. But hey what do I know?

    • Ikido

      February 25, 2016 at 5:12 pm

      “Head” *Pun Intended.
      I guess your sub-conscious is trying to tell your guy to give Head before the main “movie/show” 🙂

  15. DeeCee

    February 25, 2016 at 4:18 pm


  16. Omoh

    February 25, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    @BellaElla, thank you for making my afternoon. I had a good laugh

  17. Sabifok

    February 25, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    For men, maybe the bigger the better. But for women, the reverse is the case. A slack or expanded punani cant be saved. But these ladies wont preach that one.

    • Takeseveralseats

      February 25, 2016 at 5:43 pm

      oga, shey your kini is small ni? why so pained???

    • Sabifok

      February 25, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      It may be very small or very big. But that depends on what you are carrying yourself.

    • Person

      February 25, 2016 at 6:24 pm

      Oga, fall back joor. Loose vagina is not from too much sex. Childbirth and other kinds of trauma, for sure. The vagina is like any other muscle: you exercise it, it is firmer and the grip is tighter, you don’t, it slackens. Simple.

    • Sabifok

      February 25, 2016 at 6:33 pm

      The Penis is a muscle. But try exercising your amu, and see

    • tomilola

      February 27, 2016 at 9:51 am

      Every punani is a borehole to a small dick

  18. Jennelle

    February 25, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    God forbid bad tin????????me I must test the Bura before any marriage sef plus size does matter biko

  19. Blondie

    February 25, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Meehhnnn… I was not sexually compatible with my last bf.. we kept the relationship a celibate kind for the longer part of it but finally broke it and it was horrible. The dick was larrrgee… It was hell for me whenever we tried to make love cos of the pain I always felt. Bleeding smtyms sef. I had it tight down there plus the celibacy thing. Dude never came the few times we tried. I ran for my life… Alongside other issues jare . For me, not too big and not small. Sex shouldn’t be that painful, it should be fun.

    • ope

      March 15, 2016 at 12:40 am

      After reading your comments,I almost got tempted to ask if Your name is Tej and are you in IB.

    • ope

      March 15, 2016 at 8:48 am

      Adidess the bleeding part which I never saw and she never told me about. Every other thing up there is our exact story.

  20. Md

    February 25, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Advise to all men out there
    1)if you r girl reads Linda Ikeji – marry her (no problem)
    2)if your girl is into SDk -marry her but check am well
    3) if you girl reads BN – string her along but never never ever even dream of being engaged to her talk less of marrying her… as one lady said above which is they fall into one of the categories:
    1. Those who are sex starved and deprived and only derive fun/fulfilment/satisfaction discussing sex, romance, foreplays….here
    2. Association of Single girls who desire to have a bf/Hubby but hasnt come yet
    3. Those who have been played or passed through heart break so turned men bashers/feminists.
    4. Some from dysfunctional homes who has allowed that to becloud their sense of reasoning
    5. Those who perceive themselves to be learned and educated (try to distinguish themselves from other people on other blogs) but in the real sense of it, they are not different as you see the demons in them when it comes to sensitive issues like laura ikeji, linda ikeji, men cheating articles, toke makinwa vlogs, to mention a few

    • St

      February 25, 2016 at 7:39 pm

      I concur..Funny that all the women commenting here are all single but are searching for bigger dicks, going from one dick to another, They know all the dick length and sizes there is to know. I FEAR OOO.I really wonder what their occupation is?

    • Lizzy

      February 25, 2016 at 9:33 pm

      M.D. aka ST — dummy dum dum. your avatar has exposed you.

    • Nuna

      February 26, 2016 at 10:01 am

      Lmfaoooo see this fool. Commenting under two names. Many women on here are happily married, sorry to disappoint you.

    • Amanda

      February 26, 2016 at 10:27 am

      Ashiri e titu ayan idi e ti fedi sile. You must be new to this blog block. You thought changing your name will automatically change the avatar right. Keep concurring with yourself.

    • Md

      February 26, 2016 at 1:48 pm

      @NUNA, they are not, stop deceiving you self. 90percent of girls who comment here are used up frustrated single girls,even married women knows that and MD and St are the same person. It was MY over sensitive keyboard typo, I was concuring and replying to another statement above and made a mistake clicking on my own reply…if I want to use 2 anonymous Ids without nobody knowing , I can do it, it is not rocket science..just change the email adresses

  21. Honeycrown

    February 25, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    Thank God no shortcomings for me in that department o because I would hate to step out on a great guy. The thought sef #Tufiakwa

  22. St

    February 25, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    I concur..Funny that all the women commenting here are all single but are searching for bigger dicks, going from one dick to another, They know all the dick length and sizes there is to know. I FEAR OOO.I really wonder what their occupation is?

  23. Kkk

    February 25, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Your 100percent correct..notice that too

  24. AdaMbano

    February 25, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    This again? Ookay well I will lend my opinion again. SIZE IS EVERYTHING. I have had a few but enough experience in that department, no amount of eating out can substiitute for a good and big dick that knows how to do its work. Most times when you are really horny and havnt had it for so long, yoou desire instantly a D that will come and pound your life away. You won’t be patient for any eating out or something. I might be wrong, but it seems like women of 21st century are liking it more than the guys now. Women pretend a lot and might not admit it. So, if you are not blessed in that department, I don’t know what to say, but don’t in anyway feel bad, accept who you are and don’t be hurt by something that aint your fault cos I know how these kind of topic makes some guys feel.. Again, those saying that good foreplay can makeup for that, it is a very big lie. I am very sure you have not done it with someone so small. We are not talking about an average D cos maybe your first man might be bigger than yoour second man and maybe yoou now classify that as small. No! We are talking about a D that is as as your small finger. Because me myself I didn’t quite get it until I had one like that. I was truely in love with him, but I coouldnt explain how that all changed after the first time. I planned staying for a whole week, but I left the next day.

    • Seun Akinlosotu

      February 25, 2016 at 10:12 pm

      Hi ya AdaMbano, I’m glad you took the time to lend your opinion again. Some of us are just reading it for the first time -per this matter and i definitely value it! But wait, you left after the next day? Why now? You couldn’t just manage small?

  25. mr coded

    February 25, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    If U are in the uk and U want some servicing, holla at me

  26. Vivian

    February 25, 2016 at 11:15 pm

    Lessons to learn from this story :
    I. Money can’t buy love.
    II. If you (man or woman) have any issue(s) with your self (body), physically or otherwise, discuss it with you partner during courtship. The World is so so developed now, that we got more than one solutions for any problem at all.
    “Problem discussed, is half solved”.
    ” No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together ”

  27. mr coded

    February 25, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    If you live in the UK and looking for no strings servicing, holla at me. Single or married dont matter.

  28. gurl

    February 25, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    Size matters ooo my sis…. bae is average. fore play is muah,oral nko is gbaski n finally d show…. always outta niger 2 paris n frm dere 7th heavn… sowi i mean 6th. God is in 7th

  29. Cheerful Giver

    February 26, 2016 at 12:28 am

    Even if you’re the most romantic, most considerate and most caring/attentive husband on this earth; there are TWO main reasons why your wife may still (and sometimes brazenly) cheat on you – (1) Serious dick/sexual issues with no hope of resolution. (2) Serious money issues with no hope of resolution.

  30. cocozee

    February 26, 2016 at 3:57 am

    Everyone is talking about the s fact that size matters… What about VAGINA size? How can you feel a dick when you are so LOOSE down there? Tighten up and then size won’t matter so much. Yes I am a woman.

    • botz

      February 26, 2016 at 11:57 am

      No u r not…….u r just one of them toothpick dicks…lol

  31. TheGuy

    February 26, 2016 at 4:34 am

    You are there saying God forbid, you better grab anyone that comes around whether toothpick or cucumber. Sit down thereand dey wait…you go soon reach menoSTOP

    • botz

      February 26, 2016 at 12:06 pm

      Mr toothpick dick…u think women are still as foolish? 99.999% of us would rather be single than accept a 3.5inch floppy..have a baby thru artificial insemination ‘n have any available big dick guy 4 servicing, whether long or short least no hassle 4 husband wahala with cooking and attention issues…any woman who stays with u, knowing ur size is defo after smthg and once she has achieved it, whether it was linked to material or wifely status..she go zoom off…remember times r changing..’n in next to no time,it’ll be a full circle…ladies these days do not have time 4 d silly brainwashing tactics u men used on us in those days to protect the toothpick dicks so dat they can at least f-…making ladies feel they r useless without a man…toothpick dicks can go and f- chickens…..

  32. Helen

    February 26, 2016 at 5:56 am

    Please don’t complain about this article. There are too much photos of women tits and butt circulating the web, feel free to click on anyone. Why is it ok for guys to talk about women body parts and y’all get all touchy why a lady writes about dick??? If you are confident about your “rod” (opa Mose) why are you getting upset about this jovia article? For the ladies who are upset about this article, please stop pretending abeg. One of the reasons for getting married is for you and your husband to make love (his rod is your Red Sea), anyway having sex/making love should be a time of bonding between you and your partner and not a chore. Why is it ok for men to discuss women body part but a taboo for women to discuss men body part. Please carry go jare I wan read more.

    • Md

      February 26, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      By that logic , let me use the shaming tactics women do..what if someone was making fun of ur father, brothers, son little toothpick dick, how will you fell…..see, it works both ways

    • sigh

      February 26, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      What is your own? Why are you so pained you have to even uses a second name to comment? is your punani that little? ughhh

    • sigh

      February 26, 2016 at 2:24 pm


    • Md

      February 26, 2016 at 6:27 pm

      @sigh, I am proud of my dick, thank you. Your shaming tactics won’t work, I just hate the hypocrisy of you women,and I will call it out in every misandristic/ feminist article here whenever I feal like

    • Md

      February 26, 2016 at 1:51 pm


  33. letsgo

    February 27, 2016 at 4:04 am

    All this girls wey dey complain about size. check their pussy. its as wide as river niger

  34. James

    February 27, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    And smelly like rotten fish.too..that is even the worst part even in the so called big girls…maybe it is general with black women b cos white women vaginas do not have that stinky odour you find in black women.

  35. Ope

    March 10, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    @bellaella, you’ve spoken well. But,I wish you ladies can actually stand the sizes,stamina and skills you all talked about. To all the brothers with small/average sizes,please be proud of what you have. Its a setup,96%. Of them saying they like it big can’t stand or take big Dicks.. I’m still looking for ways to reduce in inches and girths what I carry as my third leg,

  36. ope

    March 15, 2016 at 8:49 am


  37. Helpishere

    March 16, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    You Need Help my Dear, You and your Hubby can be Helped and urgently too.
    Even God made Sex, Lovemaking to be Seriously Pleasurable. Dont be Ashamed Inbox ur no to my Email: [email protected]……..What U need to Counseling, Hoping to hear from you as others with Worse situation than ur hubby has been helped and are now better lovers to der spouses. Its a medical situation and der hope ok…Ur story is abt to change. An Waiting

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