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Is Bigger Always Better? Olamide Craig Gets Candid About Penis Sizes on Twitter!
Penis Sizes: Women speak in hushed tones about them, while men use them as gauge of superiority (of some sort). Well, BellaNaija columnist, Olamide Craig expounded on the subject last night via his Twitter feed.
And boy, did he explain!
Ladies, and gentlemen, read his tweets below:
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Are the kids asleep?
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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About to tweet some R18 stuff. If you are underaged or prudish please direct your attention elsewhere. Thank you! — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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I’m a Doctor and also a Pastor whose primary focus outside soul winning is sexual purity and so I get asked a lot of sex related questions
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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One of the most frequently asked by men is about the size of their equipment. Almost every man I’ve met would like to have a few more inches — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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And so after watching an episode of #embarrassingbodies this evening on #BBC with a case of Peyronie’s disease, I thought I’d tweet a bit
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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The porn industry has caused men the world over to feel insecure about their penises and made women feel like they could get a better deal — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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And this dissatisfaction has grown exponentially with the wider access to internet and mobile devices.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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What was once just men glancing at each other in the locker room has spread to women who actively discuss size in relation to pleasure — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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Before I discuss the clinical aspects of penis size, let me make a real world comparison. Have you ever watched a US hip hop music video…
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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And wondered how in the world they are able to get so many hot women and buff guys in the same place at once? — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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One of my friends mentioned the other day when he got to Miami that he didn’t see any super hot babes on the beach.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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Flo-Rida’s video for his song “Wild Ones” would have you believe that drop dead beautiful women litter the streets and walk about in bikinis — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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The reality is that they do a strict casting call and have stringent criteria. Facial beauty. Height. Complexion. Breast size. Hair texture
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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And from about 300 girls who audition they select the most beautiful and appealing and feature them in their video. — David (@RevDrCraig) October 21, 2014
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The exact same thing applies in the porn industry. Why are all porn stars hung? Because its a criteria to work in the industry.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Would you walk into a basket ball game and feel insecure because you’re 5’10” and all the players are 6′ and above? — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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The majority of men who complain to me about their sizes are well above average and if you’re reading this you’re probably above average too
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Let me tell you a secret. Those men who are hung like a horse? They make up only 5% of the male population. The rest of us are average 🙂 — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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One of the best ways to view it is to look at your fingers. Five of them. Different lengths. XS. S. M. L. XL. All normal
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Okay. So to the clinical stuff. Are big penises any better than smaller ones? Do women get more pleasure from bigger packages? — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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To answer that I can tell you that I’ve had at least 6 patients who have come to me with what I can loosely term “PenoVaginal disporportion”
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Simply put, their husbands were so big that it made sex extremely painful or completely impossible Is bigger always better? I don’t think so — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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To understand a woman’s pleasure men must realise that there are multiple erogenous zone in a woman’s vagina that contribute to her climax
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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In order of appearance: Clitoris. Vulva. Proximal vaginal walls. G-spot . Pouch of Douglas. Note that the cervix is not on this list. — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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So while the primary route of sexual gratification for men is penile thrusting women on the other hand are a whole different kettle of fish
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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The primary nerve endings in a man are on the tip of his penis and almost no sexual sensations arise from the shaft in isolation. — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Women are different from men and also no two women are alike. So while one gets more pleasure from her Clitoris, another prefers her G-spot
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Thus goes without saying that a woman who prefers the sensations from the proximal vaginal wall may prefer shorter thicker penisis — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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While a woman who likes the feeling of a full Pouch of Douglas or posterior fornix may prefer a longer less thick penis
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Women and as varied in their sexual responses as their faces are. Why then do we let the porn industry tell us that only one size fits all? — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Gentlemen! Can I tell you this? Your penis is absolutely fine! Stop worrying about it.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Let me assure you, that for every penis size, there is a woman whose vagina will respond ecstatically to it! — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Let me assure you, that for every penis size, there is a woman whose vagina will respond ecstatically to it!
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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I can hear someone asking, I’m single. Should I sample to make sure before I marry? Or what if I’m already married and we don’t match? — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
Thirty-Five
No no no! Premarital sex is off the tables, and so is looking outside your marriage for sexual gratification.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
Thirty-Six
Let me answer this by telling you what I told the couple with the Penovaginal disproportion. Props and Positions! — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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No matter what your size is or what her erogenous preferences are, there is a prop or a position that can maximise your pleasure!
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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My advice? Experiment. Be open and honest. And be willing to learn. — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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To all the smug hung guys who read this and smirked. Hian! Ever wondered why she’s always complaining of pain? You bruising her cervix! :p
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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And to all the average guys who still need convincing that their penises are fine, please visit: http://t.co/NoupOqBgVJ — David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014
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Thank you for listening. I hope I have been of some help. God bless you tweet fam! Odaaro o! Ki oluwa ji wa re.
— David (@RevDrCraig) October 22, 2014