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Charly Boy: Fake Nigerian Christians

Charly Boy

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I am not a religious kinda person; though I almost ended up a priest because of too much religion at that time. I think religion has nothing to do with survival.

I kinda believe in God, but I don’t believe in religion. I don’t need religion to know God. I think religion is mankind’s way of mumurizing mumus.

Talk about our churches, come and see fakeness dressed in three piece suit and a Jerry-curled hair.

Too much fakeness swimming in Nigeria today. From fake marriages, fake friendships, fake lovers, to fake leaders, fake pastors, fake parents, fake judges, fake breasts, fake pussies, fake dicks, fake politicians,leaders, fake products everywhere, oh my world! It’s like most of the things in Nigeria today are just fake. Kai… Chineke.

Most Naija Christians are a bunch of sorry ass fakers. We pray as though we are the most prayerful set of people on the face of the earth yet our hearts belongs to Babylon.

Na so dem go sidon dey look God face to do for them that which ability would have accomplished. For sermons, our fake pastors preach about miracles and breakthroughs. Our fake youths now believe that through miracles and breakthroughs, a person can get something out of nothing.

Haba, Haba, Haba… Mumu thinking, You wan reap where you no sow? Christianity has become magic and fake youths are eating it up.

See how the fake Mumu congregations celebrate symbols of instant success like the riffraffs in leadership who looted us into poverty; the scammers; the 419s; the thieves in the Banking sector and MMM devotees.

What a goddamn shame that this is the type of success messages you hear from the Pulpit of different churches. On my f**king Pulpit, I call it like I see it!

You don’t need any fucking pastor’s blessing to make it in life. The shout of “I receive it!” alone is not enough to bless you for that week. The shout of “Amen!” no matter how loud, doesn’t make God to fulfill any of your selfish wishes. No anointing oil, speaking in tongues, dry fasting, casting and binding can produce miracles where you haven’t worked for it.

“Nigeria is a prayer loving, God-fearing nation”… F**k that sh*t! We are a country with a lot of fake-punk-assholes prancing around like Christians.

It’s me Charly and I am tripping on the Pulpit.

Charles Chukwuemeka Oputa aka Charly Boy is a seasoned broadcaster with over thirty years of media, socio-cultural and street experience accrued via ‘the Street University’. He has an outstanding academic background with a diploma from Harvard University, a degree in Suffolk University and a Masters from Emerson University. www.charlyboy.me | Facebook @charlyboy | Instagram @areafada1

8 Comments

  1. Anny

    March 3, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    So what’s your point? No one asked for your opinion…. Who made you judge over the pastors? I’l rather go with the pastors than go with you…

    • Tolu

      March 3, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      Then you’re a fool.

    • Darius

      March 3, 2017 at 9:04 pm

      @Tolu, you are a bigger fool.

    • A Real Nigerian

      March 3, 2017 at 10:48 pm

      Lol! Typical butthurt, hypocritical Nigerian who cannot stand the truth.

      Instead of you to work on how you can overcome the faux-Christianity you practice in this country, you are talking about who asked for his opinion. Who uses such a lame comeback anymore?

      Keep on going with the pastors. If you actually had a any clue about the principles of Christianity, you would rebuke all these pathetic pastors. But hey, keep on living a lie.

  2. disgruntled

    March 3, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Bravo! Bravo! Couldn’t have said it better myself!

  3. john

    March 3, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    May l add even Fake Dogs

  4. funmilola

    March 3, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    you can write without been vulgar, what’s this?
    fake Charley boy too!

  5. aries

    March 7, 2017 at 10:40 am

    My guy has spoken!!!! pow!!!! fake ass bunch of hypocritically suckers!!! religion my foot!!! #GODALLTHEWAY#

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