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We all know the tale about the princess who had to kiss a frog in order to turn him in to a prince. This one story has spurned a thousand other stories about being patient in love, and understanding the bumpy roads we face as we journey towards true love. While in the movie, the princess was lucky to kiss just one frog and have him turn into her prince charming, in real life, we have to kiss many frogs, or kiss the same frog many times, before he turns into a prince.

Sometimes, we are in such a hurry to meet the ‘one’, we fail to appreciate the other frogs we meet on the way and how they mature us, for our eventual prince. So this article is dedicated to the ladies who have kissed their own fair share of frogs, and the frogs who have received those kisses.

The First Frog:

The first frog is the first guy we ever date. If he was around our age, or you dated in secondary school or during your teenage years, he can usually be termed “the innocent frog” or the “I learnt all about love from the movies” frog. He sent little notes through his sister and you spent ages talking on the phone about nothing in particular. He is the frog that gives some sort of hope, teaches you a little about romance and in some cases, sets your whole world alight! When you look back on this frog, you can’t help but smile at the naiveté of it all. But you recognize the role he played in shaping you.

The Insignificant Frog:

This is the frog that you may not even remember dating, or the one you can’t believe you ever dated. He was the clingy frog; the one that called too much, wrote too many poems and bought way too many lunches for you and your friends. You and your friends may also have various mean and funny names which you used to describe this frog. This is not normally the frog that you fall in love with, but he teaches you how you deserve to be treated and as a result, you hold future frogs to this higher standard.

The Hopeless Frog:

In this case, it is not the frog that is hopeless but the situation surrounding your relationship with the frog that is. In my case, my hopeless frog was 4 inches shorter than me, of a different religion but similar genotype-AS, had a son and was soon to be relocating to a different country. It was like someone took my list and turned it on its head. As hopeless as this situation sounds, there is always some type of unexplainable attachment to this frog and the hopelessness the situation brings. Whether this attachment is love, confusion or desperation depends on the people involved but in most cases it is this very hopelessness that will send you running to the hills. For those who manage to persevere, theirs will be a story of patience and enduring love told and retold by friends and loved ones.

The Charismatic Frog:

When winter rolls around, so does the flu. I’m a fan of Night Nurse; it helps soothe the terrible cough and eases the blocked nose. It comes with warning labels, “do no operate heavy machinery” or something similar. It is my belief that this frog should come with warning labels; “will impair your judgment.” This frog is a fountain of charisma. His larger than life persona is an inferno which engulfs any woman within a 50 mile radius.
With this frog, it is usually style over substance. However, there are many charismatic frogs with promise. But promise or not, you will forgive this frog for many a transgression, usually the same one.

The “Best Friend” Frog:

People say that if you marry your best friend, you are lucky. With this frog you can be you, because he KNOWS you, you can fast forward straight to comfortable. Being with him is easy; it feels like you have been together forever. All of a sudden forever doesn’t seem enough. He teaches you to be yourself in relationships. The fact that he knows you so well may remove any mystery from your relationship but with him the positives far outweigh the negatives.

There are more frogs than the ones I’ve mentioned above, the list of possible frogs is endless. I am sure we all have more than our own fair share of frog kissing stories, so if you think I’ve missed any frogs out, please share them with us.

Regardless of the amount of frogs we’ve kissed, the trick here is to remember that in life, the fairy tale ending you desire is what you make of it. This is because meeting the right frog is just the beginning, but one day, after much hard work and several kisses later, you will look at your frog and see the faint silhouette of a crown, sitting crookedly on his head.

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120 Comments

  1. icansaywhateverilike

    March 31, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    The Liability Frog:
    The frog who just leaches onto you and is just a bum. Such frogs should please drown!! Not needed!!

    • Lady Washington

      April 1, 2011 at 3:09 am

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ILOVETHISCOMMENT.COM!!! LOL

    • Ko Easy

      April 1, 2011 at 11:07 am

      LOL!! Love it!! 🙂

    • Jade

      April 1, 2011 at 7:54 pm

      lol

    • Truth

      April 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      Lmao! Drown!

  2. Kathryn Cage

    March 31, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    I don’t get this frog gist, what are we supposed to learn here. This should be for teenagers abeg.

    • Nengi

      April 1, 2011 at 10:21 am

      lol, it’s based on the childrens story the princess and the frog… I guess the writer likens romantic relationships to it to give a picture of what girls have to go through to finally meet their “prince”

    • niyoo

      April 1, 2011 at 10:58 am

      Er, obviously you have never been kissed (by frog or human) Must she write about kissing”men” before you realize ‘frog’ is a figure of speech.
      As said in the previous article, some of you never get it, it’s beyond your scope of intelligence 😛

    • Jade

      April 1, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      ouch, be easy man

    • Iphie

      April 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm

      word!

  3. BAVA

    March 31, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    I so wanna meet my “Best friend” Frog!!!

  4. hello

    March 31, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    first yaaaayyyy
    nice article

  5. Columnist

    March 31, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    Targeted at the female folks… It seems they are the one making most relationships problem?

  6. GC smile

    March 31, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    [email protected] sitting crookedly on his head. How true!

  7. BKNY

    March 31, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    i criosly reckon wt this post….i fink i ve met all the named frogs…..i used to feel bad abt it cos so many annoying frogs out there but i guess its a phase of life….currently wt my ‘best friend frog’ n i rilly pray dis wud b d last bust stop..tired of kissing frogs!!!’

  8. hoty

    March 31, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    true talk

  9. KK

    March 31, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Hmm…been thru the first frog, the charismatic frog and still trying to decide if I want to marry the “best friend” frog.

    Nice piece… 🙂

  10. Ada

    March 31, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    I ve had my own share of kissing many ugly frogs; but i knw i ve not kissed d last frog yet. Still hopin…

  11. lola

    March 31, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  12. firstalldtime

    March 31, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    First

  13. yaya

    March 31, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    brilliant

  14. summer

    March 31, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    first…i hope….

    i sure have kissed my fair share of frogs…the one i’m kissing presently had better mature to a prince oh! *sigh*

  15. precious

    March 31, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    wow! so true.

  16. Austine

    March 31, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Simply interesting and quite creative…big ups!

  17. Soso

    March 31, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Yay!!! I’m first 🙂

    • suuweeet poohtaatoes

      April 4, 2011 at 11:47 am

      not anywhere close….

  18. Nne Somebody

    March 31, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    The Frog with warts

    The frog that is your secret shame, the one you’d never admit to anyone that you dated. The one that you’d cross the road to avoid talking to. This frog taught you to place a higher value on your own self and made you eternally grateful that forgs don’t talk.

    • Dreamsnatcher!

      March 31, 2011 at 5:37 pm

      lol!!! i love i love!!

    • niyoo

      March 31, 2011 at 11:14 pm

      Love this illustration. Secret shame …… buhahaha

    • Floran

      April 8, 2011 at 4:21 pm

      I feel u girl. We all have this frog in our history……yeah, you all know what I’m talking about, tucked away in our “forget this frog bag”

    • Mavis

      June 7, 2011 at 8:22 pm

      Lolest!this i love…

  19. SHE

    March 31, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    wow!!! story of my life. Its like you had a peek at my life before writing this. Good one though.

  20. Alero

    March 31, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    I just wonder how many frogs we can kiss in a lifetime.

    • Elle

      April 2, 2011 at 8:07 am

      We are only bound by our imaginations, Kiss on dearie.

    • Jack

      April 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm

      Estimate: 200 million . . . hahaha

  21. May

    March 31, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    First!

  22. Alero

    March 31, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    fear no let me talk say i b first*looking around* The Amaka are u there?lol

  23. Tiki

    March 31, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    *dreaming* 1st…

  24. Tiki

    March 31, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    Buchi, nice piece, but I think you missed out the playa/heartbreaker frog…I think that kind of frog differs from the charismatic frog, and God knows! there are too many of them around nowadays…

  25. pearl

    March 31, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Hahahaha, nice one. First to comment, yay!!!!!!!!

  26. omonaikee

    March 31, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    i thoroughly enjoyed reading this! well done Buchi, your thoughts definately took mine places!

  27. butterfly!

    March 31, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    so so true! first btw….

  28. 5star

    March 31, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    how about the rich frog??
    nice write up by the way

  29. Simangi

    March 31, 2011 at 3:13 pm

    rofl!!!!! i can relate to some of this this 🙁 *croak*

    • Simangi

      March 31, 2011 at 3:17 pm

      i can relate to some of these*
      whoever started this business of calling men frog was just mean *croak* lol

  30. jessica

    March 31, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    yeah, i know all about the frog story and i believe you captured the basics. you however forgot the obnoxious frog, the one who feels he did you a favour by dating you, the one you always want to knock when you remember him. thankfully, i’ve met my ‘best friend’ frog and i couldn’t have asked for better.

  31. me

    March 31, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    “SUSTAINABLE FROG” This frog comes before your best friend frog, lets say when you have embraced the world and you are about to start making a meaning out of life on your own, this frog comes in handy and tend to shoulder the responsibility, it can come in various forms and sizes,and though its flamboyancy may be beyond your scope, you tend to play along until you finally meet your best friend frog and then you think of how to disentangle yourself, sometimes the end thereof maybe memorable or sour.

    • Elle

      April 2, 2011 at 8:13 am

      Isn’t that Aka the “Aristo” Frog?

    • Nneka

      April 3, 2011 at 10:38 pm

      LOLLLLL! You stole those words right from my mind! This is def the Aristo Frog.

    • ENYIX

      March 17, 2013 at 2:34 am

      I DETEST BEING THIS…. ITZ AWFUL FOR ANY GUY…. I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK BOUT IT

  32. marry

    March 31, 2011 at 3:44 pm

    kissing buchi l love this

  33. Socris

    March 31, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Nice!

  34. Alty

    March 31, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    i definately can relate ol of ds to my love life, its so interesting and hillarious….nice one, esp d hopeless frog…lol!! nw i thank God i am nt d only one dt experienced it, it was so meaningless. dating out of pity…dt ws ol i felt 4 him o, hahahaha, i luk bk nw n thank God

  35. dewowo

    March 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    this is sure very interesting and am expecting a lot of CROAKing + KISSes (i mean 2 say response o)

  36. faith

    March 31, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    av done a lot of frog kissing in dis my 27 yrs on earth…..dont know wen it will end….

    • Cyber, Oko Alhaja

      September 23, 2011 at 2:10 pm

      Yes, especially frogs in Owerri and Calabar:-)

  37. faith

    March 31, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    pesently am kissing a frog….lolssss

  38. The Diva

    March 31, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    i just want my own frog who wants me back

  39. Ms. Sassy eyes

    March 31, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Have had the 1st frog, insignificant frog, charismatic frog and best friend frog. Damn have had enough frogs. Can prince charming show up already.

  40. anitttta

    March 31, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    lmao….i have kissed all these frogs!!! i think i just got to my ‘best friend’ frog. The idea of calling men ‘frogs’ alone made my day ..lol!!

  41. Tyna

    March 31, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    i really find this piece interesting and educative…………..

  42. Mariamah

    March 31, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    This piece is sooooooo true, u r very right. it feels like u took a peek into ma life. FANTASTIC PIECE

    • Kevin

      April 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      ok mariamah come and kiss me and you will kiss no more that i can assure u and u can email me [email protected]

  43. Kemchi

    March 31, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    This write up put a smile on my face. I’ve certainly kissed my fair share of frogs, and still kissing them! Presently, there’s the “best friend frog”, “wise frog”, and “would you get over yourself already frog”. Perhaps one of them will become prince charming soon enough, all this kissing don tire me 🙂
    BTW there’s another frog I’ld like to add the “Oh no, you didn’t just kiss that frog!” As in gosh what was I thinking!

  44. Ready

    March 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    OMG!!!…OM-freaking-G. You so hit the nail on the head; every single one is so true. I think I want another charismatic frog though, the best friend thing has lost its appeal.

  45. dinma

    March 31, 2011 at 9:16 pm

    you’ll only kiss most of all these type frogs if u want to. In the princess and the frog story, the princess kissed only one, just one frog didnt she? i think you’ll only kiss all these type of frog if you are desperately searching for the ‘one’. Ladies go easy aiight?

    • Moi

      April 1, 2011 at 8:00 am

      Ermm seriously…so ur basically saying like the princess, girls will only date one guy in their whole life and get married?! *eyebrow raised*.hmmph

    • Ready

      April 2, 2011 at 7:10 pm

      Lol…no mind them. I would bet good money that the princess was too young when she kissed that one frog, and she only used him as an escape route from her boring monotonous life. I’m pretty sure if she could hit the reset button, she would have…and then kissed about 4 more frogs just to make sure that he’s got all the qualities she wants. I’m just sayin’….

  46. Obi

    March 31, 2011 at 9:45 pm

    my charismatic frog … smh. but he’s so believable. not that am gullible but …

  47. indomie

    March 31, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    The Mechanic Frog
    This frog “changes your oil” when it is due and you are still waiting for best friend frog. After the oil change, everyone answer’s their father’s name. Don’t claim me in public, I won’t claim you. Just those monthly text messages and all parties know what’s up. Just don’t go catching feelings and he might be one of the best frogs you ever kissed 🙂

    My two cents. Pls do not judge me. Thank you. Lol

    • partyrider

      April 1, 2011 at 12:04 am

      Oh wow..interesting..lol

    • Es Tee

      April 1, 2011 at 3:16 am

      Damn, u took the words right outta my mouth. Your description of The Mechanic Frog is so apt and on point. LMAO @ everyone bears their father’s name(literally).lol. I don tire for the mechanic frog cos he’s also the charismatic one and the one I’m hoping to be best friend frog. He has potentials, just not ready to change the oil yet. SMH

    • indomie

      April 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm

      Abort. Abort. You cannot change the terms of your agreement midway. You cannot hope he will become best friend frog. Heres why: You limit yourself from meeting the real best friend frog because you start confusing an oil change with a total engine replacement with a life-time warranty. No. No. No. You will hurt yourself because the possibility is real that one day Mechanic frog will be kissed by his best friend frog princess and you will be left without any more oil changes, a failed engine, not to mention a broken heart. Goodluck.

    • bisi

      April 1, 2011 at 2:58 pm

      lwkmd…*shag frog*

    • Jade

      April 1, 2011 at 7:59 pm

      lol, i wont judge at all, i am so aware of the mechanic frog….LOLOLOLOLOL

    • Es Tee

      April 2, 2011 at 12:00 am

      As in….Indomie mehn, u seem too know too much about the Mechanic frogs. U r making sense but see, in this case, the parties intend to make oil changes as time progresses. Only that one mechanic is a bit too laid-back for our liking. There was really no mutual agreement that the Mechanic will be the Mechanic. lol. He was always meant to be the best friend frog but certain circumstances are in way of a full oil change. Having said that, I know I’m cutting him a lot of slack so yeah, u could be right to say abort! For now, I’ve refused to grant him any further oil change….till he proves that he’s ready to change the engine and even the car sef. When that will be, time will tell. It’s just unfortunate that the other frogs lurking around are the insignificant frog and the “good-reliable-friends-but-don’t-make-my-heart-beat” frogs. Ya dig?
      Loving this frog ish.hehehe

    • indomie

      April 2, 2011 at 2:29 am

      I am glad we got to rub minds virtually 🙂
      These things have a way of working themselves out and I hope you come out with what will be best for you in the long run! Cheers my dear!

    • Es Tee

      April 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm

      Thanks babes …all the best to u too 😀

  48. Lisa

    March 31, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    very nice article…..and every word in there is soooooo true

  49. niyoo

    March 31, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    Insignificant frog and hopeless frog are so 😀

  50. rica

    April 1, 2011 at 12:54 am

    Guys maybe you need to watch “Madeas Big Happy Family”, the play NOT the movie. Its fully available on youtube. In Clip 6 o r7 , she said (using the frog interpretation) sths we have to kiss many frogs to get to that prince charming. And no matter how the frogs hurt you, keep kissing, cos when u get to your prince charming, you would look back at all these frogs and say, thank you, you taught me something.
    So ladies, pls dont give up kissing these useless frogs, cos our prince charming is just around the corner..

  51. Miss-cRaZy

    April 1, 2011 at 2:22 am

    ^^….The “typical-Ajegunle’ frog….dat needs to be added to the list of dem frogs…[email protected] Hopeless frog…..smh!

  52. Battletoad

    April 1, 2011 at 5:13 am

    And not to forget good old Kermit Frog.

    This is a smart, hardworking, happy-go-lucky, easy going professional frog who leaves by the shallow part of the pond (River Niger). Kermit should be afraid. He is about to be kissed by a “girl” who builds castles in the sky, calling herself a princess. The girl wears fake Peruvian/Brazilian weaves, pancakes her features with mascara, is shallow, pesters different frogs for money, sleeps with rich frogs for cash, is materialistic to the core, is only interested in fashion, new trends and E!, and has kissed most of the frogs in Lagos and Abuja.

    She fancies Kermit a little but would rather sow her wild oats, attending all the parties, hitting the club and painting the town red. She prefers a rich frogs and big-boy toads (like Baron Green-back of Dangermouse Cartoons series) to settle with, and does not want to give young and upcoming frogs a chance. When she realises that she is getting a bit old, and has not been hitched , she desperately tries to hook up with naive Kermit, so that they can start popping tadpoles.

    And you what is the worst thing? She thinks she is a princess, but the truth prevails when she looks at the mirror every night, after undressing.

    She is just plain old Miss Piggy.

    http://www.woahnigeria.wordpress.com

    • Armistad

      April 1, 2011 at 4:09 pm

      haahha…sucker punch!!!

    • Iceprincess

      April 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm

      M-E-H-N!!!…*INSERT BB shock face HERE*…Dayum!!!…lolz

    • Ready

      April 2, 2011 at 12:43 am

      Lol…well damn Esco…is this how you really feel?

  53. Tiki

    April 1, 2011 at 8:32 am

    Wow, @Battletoad, that was a whole other can of worms you just opened right there! I’m off to read your blog…

  54. ephee

    April 1, 2011 at 8:36 am

    We ladies has had a share of these frogs one way or the other. i have met with the first frog and also with the insignificant but never the hopeless and now am finally with the ‘best friend’ frog who will eventually become my prince charming soonest. thumbs up!!!!!!!

  55. pynk

    April 1, 2011 at 11:27 am

    lol. its always a battle between the charismatic frog (exciting) and the best friend frog (boring, predictable but very dependable).

  56. creamichoco

    April 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    lwkmd!!!!

  57. bisbabe

    April 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I totally agree with this ‘cos i just got out of an hopeless frogy relationship. the illustration is so exact with my situation. thumbs up!.

  58. Aby

    April 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    @Nne somebody…sounds like we’ve kissed similar frogs. My first and only hopeless frog has to be the ugliest frog that exists on earth, not forgetting its crooked eyes too..hahaha! Still can’t believe i ever settled for such a frog. I’m presently kissing my ‘best friend’ frog and i cant feel any better than i feel now. Brilliant article Buchi, blowing you kisses for this one. xxxx

  59. Sylvia Igwe

    April 1, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    Buchi,consider my weekend made.Totally love this and then there is the pitiable frog,the one u kiss cos he begs u with his puppy dog eyes to n u do so hoping he turns into ur prince but he never does and someday u get sick and walk…walk far away.

  60. anike

    April 1, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    My Best Friend Frog and Hopeless Frog were the same. Took me a looong time to get over him. But am glad i did cos i finally found my Prince.
    yay

  61. julieb

    April 1, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    good talk buchi, thank for put some of us alert

  62. Kevin

    April 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    so do we men also go thru this becos I believe i have kissed and still kissing 2 many frogish (Female) that right now I don’t even know the type of frogish am kissing.

  63. MsLuffa

    April 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    If guys are frogs, then girls must be ugly ducklins…:p just playing devil’s advocate, afterall some men have to contend with a whole lot of stuff while playing the field. if girls are not ugly ducklins, perhaps they’re ugly step sisters – one day he’ll get his Cindarella …

    • Ready

      April 2, 2011 at 12:50 am

      Lol…you have a point. Women will have to accept being reduced to metaphors too…it is what it is. @ Justin, guy…men can be frogs, dogs, aliens, whatever. It’s a light-hearted take on relationships not a hard-hitting psychological expose.

  64. Naomi

    April 1, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    Frogs…. I’ve had enough. Just when I thot the frog I’m presently kissing is my prince, he showed me he’s just a frog for the good times, things get hard and he’s gone, still crying over him, but I’m be fine. No kissin for now, too hurt.

  65. Justin

    April 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    Typical write up written by a woman, a lot of emotional and sentimental thoughts all over the place. I’m particularly unimpressed about the romance with frogs simply because it comes from one fairy tale book. Men are men and not frogs. The metaphor is just not appropriate.

  66. Jade

    April 1, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    lol, 4 real it is risky business when u have a broken down engine at the end and ur mechanic is uncapable to deal with the situation, i agree abort abort abort, be sure that there are no confusions and everything is straight up all the time, not literally!!! lol

    • indomie

      April 2, 2011 at 2:38 am

      LWKMD @ not literally.
      All I can think of is the guy in the movie “ladies men”.
      I think this article might as well have taken the movie and created different frogs of all characters except “mama’s boy frog”: The one that wants to marry someone EXACTLY “like” his mother. No one can ever be exactly like your mother. Grow up. #rantover.

  67. Neighbor

    April 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm

    Oh please….

  68. Elle

    April 2, 2011 at 8:12 am

    How about the Mirage Frog??? The ideal frog from far but in reality, far from the ideal…

  69. amber rose

    April 2, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    iv had d mechanic frog…ignore him at day and sniff him out at nite. iv had d best friend frog and i aint going there again. i met d charismatic frog, he wasnt quite a shugah daddy tho married and a bit older. d 1s time i set eyes on him, was violently consumed. reason flew off the window.AND IT WASNT ABOUT THE MONEY. it ended as soon as it started. my fault. God knows wat would hv happnd if it went on. if we r honest, we all or most of us have met this kinda frog where u were totally consumed. iv killed all my sponge bob frogs. nothing in dis lake, guys. im sad to say iv also met the ladder frog. i climbed his ladder and when i reached d top, threw d ladder off. but with all dis frogs we kiss, shebi we no go catch mouth warts, abi? wanting my own eternity frog now

  70. abu peter

    April 3, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    frogs eh! Well, i think u all are been 1sided and biased on this issue but since is a lady’s thing, we ll b mute. Do you all think about the pains of waiting 4 d right princes just 4 dat last first kiss? The pains, diss-apoint-ments, regrets, etc etc……well, we ll just keep kissing, croaking and wwaatttiiiinnnggg.

  71. ines

    April 4, 2011 at 10:10 am

    frog kissers ahoy!
    i shall only kiss frogas not frogs!
    Mschew!

  72. onyinye

    April 4, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    what abou the “he-just-wasn’t-that-into-you-frog”, but you clinged onto him anyway hoping that he`ld wake up one morning and fall desperately in luv with you…..jeez, love makes us so stupid sometimes….thank God i kicked that frog back into the pond where he belonged.

  73. Desiree

    April 4, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    lmfao @ mechanic frog….so friggin true!

  74. sallian

    April 4, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    na wa for all this frogs ooooooooh

  75. judith

    April 4, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    dam dey r too many frogs out there this days…………….but just lk a princess i ll keep hoping 2 kiss my ”best friend frog” someday

  76. ugochi

    April 7, 2011 at 11:54 am

    The several comments actually made my day. Can’t stop laughing. Babes, don’t worry…your super man is on the way.

  77. Floran

    April 8, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Very nice piece and so true!!!!!!!!! Don’t stop kissing all these other “supporters club frogs”. How else will u know the difference when Prince Charming finally comes around?

  78. Mex

    April 12, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    Maybe you ladies should worship God in truth and spirit, and wait on Him to provide your soulmate instead of kissing every tom, dick and harry.

  79. floxy

    April 29, 2011 at 12:00 am

    @ rica… amen sista

  80. Mavis

    June 7, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    hahahahaha,add the penny pinching frog and the ”honey,you got spare change?frogs”

  81. Hesey

    October 21, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    lol…..i love dis1

  82. vivienne

    January 5, 2012 at 12:33 am

    lol…lwkmd. well i have kissed the ‘weather is too cold, please warm me up’ frog. still waiting for my best friend frog, cos i sure cant kiss again.. mouth de pain me! lol.

  83. Woman

    May 20, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Currently kissing a bestfriend frog but i have fallen for him so am now avoiding him cuz i hate love it just never works out and i dont wanna get hurt.

  84. Fenena Original

    December 1, 2014 at 9:19 pm

    All comes about as a result of how you girls expose your simplicity and unseriousness to boys with whom you are or about to be in love …..me Malawi boy reveal this to girls of the cosmos.

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