50 QUESTIONS BY DON CHI CHI

Prolific blogger and my blog sweetheart – Don Chi Chi is guest blogging today…
I harrassed don chi to guest blog and he has gifted us with 50 Questions….
Play along and answer one of the questions….
I’ll be back on Wednesday…

This is a Public Rant on Bella Naija’s blogspot, brought to you by the wonderful numskulls in my head. So without further ado, we bring to you, Don Chi as Chi McRanter in…

Why…

are Jay-Z’s lips so damn big?
does everyone thing Dr Dre’s production is so special?
is 50 Cent still relevant?
the hell am I bothered about 50 Cent?
is Ma$e testing the REAL B.I.G. aka GOD!
is Diddy still rapping?
am I the only one that sees Nigeria still has lightyears to travel entertainment wise?
am I so fly? (ha ha)
does Bella find me worthy enough of a guest spot?
are Nigerian movies such crap?
am I broke?
can’t we have multiple partners and everybody just cool widdit?
is a 3 letter word J
does Monday, come before Tuesday?
has a long tail and two branches?
are you even reading this?
must I be like that?
must I chase the cat?
does IBB really want to rule again?
do we need money?
don’t we revert back to the trade by barter system?
don’t you give me your girlfriend and take my Usher CD?
are Usher and Pharrell fooling themselves with that collabo?
do I feel Jay-Z and Beyonce may do a Best of Both Worlds III album?
do I want Hov & B to do a Best of Both Worlds III album?
don’t I see that from “03 Bonnie & Clyde” to “Hollywood”, Hov & B always rock it the same?
do I feel Nas & Kelis may try it too?
would I even think of such rubbish?
is my tummy hurting?
did I rush that burger?
don’t people believe I prefer Batman to Superman?
should anybody care?
do UK rappers feel they’re all ‘gangsta’?
do I love Channel U?
do Nigerian rappers feel they’re too hard?
girls act like they don’t like sex as much as guys?
does sex have to pop up in one form or the other?
can’t I do the last button on my blazer?
does my head hurt?
don’t you like me?
oh, why?
is Nigeria full of corruption?
is Nigeria empty with regards to common sense?
am I so angry?
can’t I shag sisters?
am I gonna get hate mail for question 45?
does day come before night?
are black folk so racial?
do you want me to stop this rubbish?
you wanna, playa hate on me?

Blog Marley out Governor’s in Nigeria. Thanx for the opportunity BN.

Yell @ yo boy!

ok…so i’ll answer one of the questions…
do we need money?
ummm…is that even a question?…most def…

22 Comments on 50 QUESTIONS BY DON CHI CHI
  • Nilla December 4, 2006 at 4:05 am

    are you even reading this?

    Yeah read it…now i feel sleepy. lol

  • Anonymous December 4, 2006 at 4:18 am

    is 50 Cent still relevant?

    nope

  • Adaure December 4, 2006 at 5:53 am

    Forget question 45… I wanna know what’s up with question 48

  • mola December 4, 2006 at 7:06 am

    Hey Don Chi here is one question: Why do I need Id to get Id?

  • EXCESSIVE-DIVA December 4, 2006 at 7:30 am

    WHY the hell cant naijas cut out all that “oju aye” bullshit and just be straight up in yer face about things??

    WHY cant you have sex with sisters??(question 45)
    more like WHO says you cannot?

    WHY am i imagining the thousand and one things jay-z’s lips can do to……

    okay im out…

  • TaureanMinx December 4, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Since im Nigerian I’ll answer those with one question..How do you feel?

    Oh and you rushed the burger cos you are a GOLLY!

  • UnNaked Soul December 4, 2006 at 11:30 am

    Having and Implementing common sense are two different things oh!

    two sistas? you’re askin for trouble oh… just don’t be caught… LOL

  • Anonymous December 4, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    Why on earth would any sensible educated person devote a sizeable chunk of 50 questions to rappers, singers and their music… of all the pertinent questions out there in the world that are begging to be asked? Tsk… Tsk…

  • Don Chi a.k.a. Blog Marley December 4, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    @nilla:
    i feel u

    @anonymous:
    really? YAY!

    @adaure:
    the reason my people continue to feel they been done greasy (all my opine) is because they’ve refused to take the chip off their shoulder! we were done wrong but we’re only making it worse! that question, “it’s because i’m black, right?” is the epitome of truth in jest.

    @mola:
    Excellent question!

    @excessive-diva:
    help me ask them o? true speak. (this is not me talking o) na u and jay-z know o!

    @tminx:
    i feel sick. have a fever blister! i am not a golly!

    @unnakked soul:
    bad bad unnaked soul.

    @anonymous above me:
    Answer the last question please

    :p

    BN asked for a post and I was lost so just wrote the 1st 50 things that came to mind. Sue me.

    And why didn’t you use the opportunity to share your superior education instead of stooping to my level?

    Tsk tsk yaself!

    Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh!

    What you think about associating “sensible” and “educated” with me now, huh, huh?

    And why did u remain anonymous? U dey fear? I’m a lover, not a fighter o! I will hug u and not hurt u. It is all in good fun.

    I’m done!

    i suddenly do not feel very safe all of a sudden

    :(

    But why?

  • Chxta December 4, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    I will read the questions after this, I promise.

    Bella abeg I take God beg you, mail me African Chiquito. chxtab@gmail.com. Thanks.

  • Anonymous December 4, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    Bella Naija, u r so overdue. Abeg comeback. Dis one is not working.

  • Dimples December 4, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    LOL!!!!…this is hilarious

  • 36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS December 4, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    are Jay-Z’s lips so damn big? beyonce likes them!!

    does everyone thing Dr Dre’s production is so special? i dont and most people dont.

    is 50 Cent still relevant? hes not atcually.

    the hell am I bothered about 50 Cent? dunno

    is Ma$e testing the REAL B.I.G. aka GOD! who the hell is that??

    is Diddy still rapping? who knows

    am I the only one that sees Nigeria still has lightyears to travel entertainment wise? long way to go baby

    am I so fly? (ha ha)if u say u r then im guessing u r not. dont hype urself. lol. only joking o.

    does Bella find me worthy enough of a guest spot? i wonder

    are Nigerian movies such crap? crap is an understatement.

    am I broke? hahahahahahah
    can’t we have multiple partners and everybody just cool widdit? what u think u r in where the hell do they do that anyway??

    is a 3 letter word J like ,what?????

    does Monday, come before Tuesday? depends on how u look at it.

    has a long tail and two branches?u thin u r in pry school?

    are you even reading this? bored

    must I be like that? u r probably bored too

    must I chase the cat? that i dont know
    does IBB really want to rule again?yep, hes simply just mad.

    do we need money? everyone always needs money

    don’t we revert back to the trade by barter system? cant happen.

    don’t you give me your girlfriend and take my Usher CD? no comment. is that all someones girl is worth?
    na wa o.

    are Usher and Pharrell fooling themselves with that collabo? abeg

    do I feel Jay-Z and Beyonce may do a Best of Both Worlds III album? double abeg.

    do I want Hov & B to do a Best of Both Worlds III album? ok i ahve to be a bit razz here. as in ‘ti be’ ( means close that chapter)

    don’t I see that from “03 Bonnie & Clyde” to “Hollywood”, Hov & B always rock it the same? once again ti be

    do I feel Nas & Kelis may try it too? and again.

    would I even think of such rubbish?i wonder

    is my tummy hurting? dunno

    did I rush that burger? maybe u did

    don’t people believe I prefer Batman to Superman? who cares

    should anybody care? hahahaha

    do UK rappers feel they’re all ‘gangsta’? dont hink so

    do I love Channel U? what the hell is channel u?

    do Nigerian rappers feel they’re too hard? the idiots.

    girls act like they don’t like sex as much as guys? i disagree. most girls will admit to loving it.

    does sex have to pop up in one form or the other? i guess.

    can’t I do the last button on my blazer? too fat maybe?

    does my head hurt? dunno

    don’t you like me? cos i dont know u
    oh, why?

    is Nigeria full of corruption? na wa o, i wonder

    is Nigeria empty with regards to common sense? common sense is un common.

    am I so angry? dunno

    can’t I shag sisters? this one needs a whole page to answer.

    am I gonna get hate mail for question 45? u r smart.

    does day come before night? depends on how u look at it.

    are black folk so racial? who cares,

    do you want me to stop this rubbish? liek yesterday

    you wanna, playa hate on me?

    ims o sorry, i know u said to answer one question but i was bored!!!!!!! soryy sorry.

  • NIGERIA POLITRICKS December 4, 2006 at 7:13 pm

    I lost count of the questions…are these really 50 questions by Don Chingy Ling? Maybe ChingyLing can rap, but can’t count…50 Cent may still be relevant!
    Oh ma’ brain is aching’….

  • Mona December 4, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    lolllllllllllllllllllll

  • Overwhelmed Naija Babe December 4, 2006 at 9:47 pm

    lmao… you can’t shag sisters because ummmm… ahhh… they ummm… are sisters?!?!

  • Confessions of a moody crab December 4, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    lol…50 cents was never relevant!!

    Damn right IBB wants to rule again!!

  • zaiprincesa December 4, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    lol..don chi, u 2 dey think oh, ahn ahn!…

  • Anonymous December 5, 2006 at 12:13 am

    Hope ur havin fun on ur trip bella! call me when u get back into town.
    Miss M

  • reen December 5, 2006 at 2:45 am

    omg the questions are so friggin hilarious

    50cent is soooo not relevant!

    black ppl are kinda racist… heck am racist sometimes lol jk

    heres mine:

    why da hell did diddy sign cassie to bad boy records?

    who lied to diddy about him being the greatest rapper?

    why cant we all walk around naked…..lmao?

  • tatafo! December 6, 2006 at 7:20 am

    ‘does IBB really want to rule again?’
    my brother that is the million dollar question, i still can’t believe it even has to be a question. like what the heck is wrong with our country?

  • The Life of a Stranger called me December 6, 2006 at 7:34 pm

    UK rappers are not gangsters – they just trying to rap LOL – you have som e controversial questions – I wasn’t sure if to take you serioulsy or not.

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