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‘Fúnmilọ́lá Sanya: #BubuHasBeenABadBoy and Other Stories

'Fúnmilọ́lá Sanya

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For the first time in my life, I am proud to be a Nigerian. It’s a rarity, one I’ll tell my children.

This is how it happened: a tweet by @AfricaOfficial2 on the 3rd of October ignited the anger of Nigerian youths on Twitter. The tweet read: SARS just shot a young boy dead at Ughelli, Delta state as we speak. In front of Wetland hotels. They left him for dead on the roadside and drove away with the deceased Lexus jeep. I have videos…

Typical of the government, they denied it.

Festus Keyamo, the Minister of State of Labour said it was Operation Delta Safe and not SARS that was involved in the incident, that the victim fell out of the police vehicle when being taken to the station after an arrest, and that he was not shot. He even said the victim was alive. This is contrary to what the eye witness recorded on his phone. The footage indicates the victim was shot and his Lexus jeep driven—no, stolen.

This, brethren, was the straw that broke the camel’s back.

Blood began to boil and fists were clenched. This would not just be death as usual; it was going to be the revival of the hashtag #EndSARS. Stirred by the outrage, some Nigerian youths, led by Twitter influencers Rinu Oduala and Debo Adebayo popularly known as Mr. Macaroni, went to the Lagos State Secretariat at Alausa, Ikeja, to protest the brutality of SARS, and artistes like Runtown, Falz and Paul Okoye of P-Square led the protest on the Island and blocked the Lekki Toll Gate. The turnout was massive. Of course, it was. Remember that ASUU is on strike and a lot of youths lost their jobs at the peak of the COVID-19 pandemic? Now, ‘lazy Nigerian youths’ have more than enough time to protest.

Are you a Marlian? Eeya, shame on you. Your leader backed out of the protest. You’re not an active user of Twitter, eeya too o. Because if you’re getting your report about #EndSARS on Channels TV and Tinubu’s channel, you don’t know warris going on

Anyway, let me tell you my highlights of the #EndSARS protests, the moments that made me smile, and the ones that broke me:

  • First of all, there is no leader, there are only protesters, and as long as you are either on the protest ground or online tweeting #EndSARS, you are automatically an authority. The absence of a leader has made it difficult for the government to initiate negotiations and so the protest continues until SARS no longer exists.

  • There are amenities to support each protester. There is enough food to feed people, protesters are even eating jollof rice, asun, and small chops. Private security is on ground to protect people from thugs; there’s medical care to help the wounded, public defenders for the arrested, mental health services to help the traumatised, and even a charging station to charge phones.

  • If you are wondering how the above amenities were provided, it began when FK Abudu made a call on Twitter to provide food for the first set of protesters at Alausa. Before we could say jack, donations poured in, and even when CBN moved mad and blocked the account, people began to donate in bitcoins. What a generation! Let me now burst your brain, each naira is being accounted for, donations were made to families who lost their loved ones in the protests, and vehicles that got damaged by thugs were repaired. We have daily reports and updates on protesters who are arrested and those receiving medical care.

  • If we didn’t protest, I would never in a lifetime have known about deadly places like Akwuzu and Abbatoir. I read about these places and my tongue became unfamiliar with the taste of food. I must have fallen sick; my body ached in all the joints and sleep came in bouts. These places are known for butchering detainees without giving them a chance to prove their innocence – not that they were guilty in the first place sef. I still see the river behind Akwuzu where bodies are dumped in my dreams, and I can’t help but imagine how traumatised Chijioke‘s father must have been after SARS made him enter that river filled with corpses to search for the body of his murdered son.

The #EndSARS protests have unravelled a lot of despicable things; you could be on your way to the next street to buy fuel for your generator and in the next minute be in a van with monsters who have guns, never to be seen again. It has been terrifying and the silence from the government has been deafening.

There are so many things I want to say, but I want to give a shoutout to the 21-year-old lady who, on HipTV, said “Buhari has been a bad boy.” I hope she’s having a good time wherever she is. A bigger shoutout to the Feminist Coalition – a group of amazing women working to sustain the protests through crowdfunding. The biggest shoutout to all the protesters, to you who is raising your voice and fists on the protest ground, and to you who is retweeting the hashtag #EndSARS. May your strength never wane.

My parents have tales of how Nigeria used to be great in their time; my generation does not have that. But we are changing that and rejecting the status quo one step at a time. Let’s #EndSARS first, then we’ll face the lawmakers whose necks have been fattened with taxpayers’s money.

I’m overwhelmed. Every #EndSARS story I read awakens the angry cells in me. But I’m not tired. Tomorrow, I’ll wear my feminist t-shirt, carry my dad’s prayer bell, and head to the protest ground.

'Fúnmilọ́lá is a statistician by certificate and a writer by heart. She believes that every one is a walking story waiting to be told and in that, she finds her inspiration. She has a strong conviction in the power of Words and Faith and is currently on a journey to finding herself. She's available on the following platforms: Twitter: @eniitan_ Instagram: @eniitan1 Email Address: [email protected]

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