Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomole appoints Popular Lexicologist Patrick Obahiagbon as Chief Of Staff

Former House of Representatives member Patrick Obahiagbon who is well known for his oratorical stunts has been appointed as Chief of Staff to the Edo State governor, Adams Oshiomhole. 

Obahiagbon has a reputation of regularly dishing out words which needs a dictionary to be understood. Most of his converstations tend to be a one way traffic as in most cases, he alone understands himself while the listener doesn’t.

Here is a recap of some of his statements that have thrown many into confusion.

When asked for his views on the tenure elongation debate currently going on in Nigeria, the former Parliamentarian answered as summarized below:

 “Let me posit prestissimo that the single tenure proposal for executive suzerains and majordomo as an Aladdin lamp out of our vaudeville of political phantasmagoria, economic quagmire and social miasma among our electoral ceramics in such a democratic modus that in Platos’s Peoples’ Republic should truly be a place for the people…….. Having spent 12 years of my political pregranation in Parliament, I am in cahoots with the robust and salubrious democratic dialectics that threw up Tanbuwal as Speaker of the Nigerian Parliament”

When asked again about his views on party supremacy as a concept of Democracy, he gave his response as quoted verbatim below:

“I only believe in party supremacy with the matrix and praxis of real politic, contextual dynamic and contemporaneous fulcrum, pugilistic pulverization, eshewable icebergs interaction and oxbow lakes and immutable cognition.”

He would be sworn in along with other appointees on Thursday, November 15 2012 at the Festival Hall, Government House, Edo state.

The people of Edo state are in for an interesting time. Can anyone attempt to explain in simpler terms what he meant with his comments above?

27 Comments on Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomole appoints Popular Lexicologist Patrick Obahiagbon as Chief Of Staff
  • ebrufles November 15, 2012 at 12:33 am

    this is seriously Funny, how can a man that can’t communicate his words in simple english represent a state, Nigeria it is well i guess, he will have help from other people
    peace, love and wisdom

  • AA November 15, 2012 at 1:01 am

    Pretentious gobshit! He doesn’t even know what he is saying

    • jonny November 17, 2012 at 8:50 pm

      who tell u say he no know weting he dey talk. look up all those words, they all have meanin

      • Mr good December 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm

        Who have time to look up words?if you can not communicate,don’t lead.

  • R November 15, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Lol, no words.

  • Let them say November 15, 2012 at 2:05 am

    This man should be competing with the likes of basket mouth and co. What a joke!
    Even Adams Oshiomole himself is in for trouble or maybe he just needs someone to constant reduce tension in the parliament. Well good luck to him and his colleagues.

  • Let them say November 15, 2012 at 2:06 am

    *constantly*

  • 9Grian November 15, 2012 at 2:41 am

    LOOOOOLLLL at his answers. This guy is a joke.

  • adele shamsdeen November 15, 2012 at 2:45 am

    wel oshiola has appointed him in order satisfy som nigeriain who always bein entertained with the lexicologist meaninglessness of the meaningless of words and action of that talker,afterall,actions speaks louder than voice

  • Jess November 15, 2012 at 3:20 am

    I’m not able!! *pops advil*

  • Guy November 15, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Dictionary needed much ATM!

  • purplepearl November 15, 2012 at 6:03 am

    LOL i wonder how he communicates with his family

  • timi November 15, 2012 at 8:36 am

    he is just an educated illiterate

  • Eromosele November 15, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Definitely he’s got mental disorder

  • I Am Legend November 15, 2012 at 10:16 am

    OMG. Reads like Latin. This is just….sigh!!!

  • tbn November 15, 2012 at 10:45 am

    This guy is a pathetic joke of a person. Imagine speaking english with. Such big grammatical words that even him doesn’t understand. This country sha… Smh

  • tito November 15, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    YMG!…… YEH MO GBE * EYEZ ROLLING*

  • cathy November 15, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    hahahahahaha na him alone attend school oh, me i go evening lesson.

  • Ademoore November 15, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    I can’t wait for someone to post his acceptance speech so I can Lmao.. Trust my Igodomigodo our own edo-english dictionary..

  • soji November 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Every palace needs a court jester, Kudos to the people of Edo state for getting themselves the former congress jester.

  • go hater,shade sum flesh November 16, 2012 at 10:59 am

    I luv him to death…life is too serious,we need relief…BN pls keep them coming

  • zainy November 16, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    oh edo state!with all the problems we already have now we all have to go out and buy dictionaries….Latin dictionaries inclusive! osho baba who advice you to commit this cantaflabolariou mistake hahahahahaha

  • love a boyhood November 22, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    we need to addvice him to start communicating in clear and concise way,

  • billy jean December 15, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    This attitude of hacking big grammars is common among the edos, l have a friend from Edo state, he is found blowing big big grammars, and they all have one thing in common.. big mouth lollllllll

  • Igbinedion kelvin efosa December 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    My honourable chairman,I am a law abiding citizen of Edo state and i want to use this medium to air my grievance toward the ministry of health(that is,the former commissioner of health,Dr.Cordilia awieze and one Mrs. Eweka)for their gross corrupt mis-conduct of our wages after working for them by distributing mosquito net and kick-polio exercise in august,wages of works both in Egor and oredo local Government areas was kept in a fixed de-posite account until now as am writting to you and it’s not affair,it’s up-pression in the highest order.
    Please my honourable,I want you to use your good office to collect our wages from them.thanks for your understanding.
    Your faithfully
    IGBINEDION KELVIN EFOSA

  • Pop k February 5, 2013 at 8:07 am

    Wetin concern wt sb is a lexicologist, shd dat one easy been neglect corps members serve u ppl of edo 4 1year wtout any state allowance? fear God. Am less concern weda he z a wole soyinka or achebe chinua dat z his own p. Think on diz.

  • Chiefpriest March 3, 2013 at 1:13 am

    This political dead weight never ceases to amaze me he is a joker and his so called grammar doesn’t even add up, as for me he always makes a fool of himself every now and then. His political mates are aspiring higher on the political scene, no wonder he was booted out of the house of assembly and relegated to the position of the chief of staff. Rubbish!

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