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Ugandan Men Complain that Condoms are Too Small for Them



?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Many Ugandan men have reportedly complained to the government that the condoms in Uganda are too small for them.

The condoms have been described as being “too short for their sexual organs,” Metro UK reports.

According to reports, the small size of the condoms often leads to increased pressure during sex, which tends to cause the condoms to  unexpectedly burst, thus providing inadequate protection against HIV.

About 80,000 people in Uganda die every year from HIV. Condoms are seen as an imperative means of battling the disease, and so the government is taking the complaints about the condoms very seriously, and is seeking a lasting solution to the issue.

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  1. artemis

    September 20, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    Lool, this is quite funny yet serious


      September 20, 2014 at 10:40 pm


  2. Anon

    September 20, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    Durex does them in all sizes. Buy them. End of story!


      September 20, 2014 at 10:41 pm


  3. A Bili

    September 20, 2014 at 10:28 pm


  4. Estility

    September 20, 2014 at 10:50 pm

    D Govt shuld see to dis urgently. Pls mk it in diff sizes (Abeg help save lives)

  5. Author Unknown

    September 20, 2014 at 11:00 pm

    Yimu @ Ugandan men. With your small pr***. Yeye.

    • nene

      September 20, 2014 at 11:29 pm

      lmao. how do u know

  6. Cynthia

    September 20, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    Hmmm the no of people that dies from Uganda every year from HIV got my attention more than the size of condoms.

  7. SunanaAmina

    September 21, 2014 at 12:14 am

    Dis is not funny Act’all.

  8. Jenny

    September 21, 2014 at 12:28 am

    They should stop sending Chinco sizes to Uganda na. Are there many Chinese men in Uganda or what? Please our African men are seriously packing. Nestlé bottled water size. I love it.

  9. Nkay

    September 21, 2014 at 3:05 am

    Ugandan men? Bella, biko, talk another thing.


    September 21, 2014 at 4:38 am

    Seriously? Buhahahahahahaha. Jokes apart they are so blessed with this endowment yet it has become a burden. Oma se o.

  11. Tony

    September 21, 2014 at 4:47 am

    This demand is really funny but however serious. Is this genetics or just that the production companies did not do an appropriate survey. Durex is efficient but expensive for some people. There is no duplicate for life, so gentlemen spend a little higher than the usual plastic and keep yourselves save.

    • Blue

      September 22, 2014 at 9:47 am

      The thing is, their society is very very conservative and I heard from source that they cannot even walk into a shop and pick up the right condom. A NGO had to take the responsibility on themselves by offering a secret phone-to-order condom service. That is, when the babe is in, you punch the code and a condom gets delivered to you within 10 mins at your doorstep. Babe wouldn’t even know! Loool!!

  12. Nma

    September 21, 2014 at 5:08 am

    Thats a great problem to have! Chai!

  13. Ethelbert Umeh

    September 21, 2014 at 6:17 am

    Really? Govt of Uganda shd do something for people with bigger d***s like us, lol, fortunately, we are so blessed in 9ja.

    • Anon

      September 21, 2014 at 2:20 pm

      Overrated Nigerian men with their small to average dicks. Then the ones with big dicks tend to be useless with it.

    • onome

      September 21, 2014 at 4:56 pm

      Lmao, sexually Bitter someburry like you

  14. funnythings

    September 21, 2014 at 9:36 am

    Tojan and Durex have different sizes for small to massive 3rd legs…The question now is, are these particular products available in UGANDA

  15. Jackie Onassis

    September 21, 2014 at 10:17 am

    This is another general insult again from the white men?? It used to be our big chuncky lips, then they attached black women saying they have big Tumba!!! now it is the men… Wow!! in the end.. it is like they envy us…. Jealousy!! Jealousy!!

    • Idomagirl

      September 26, 2014 at 6:30 am

      You must be on another post…

  16. pearl

    September 21, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Lwkm! I no get comment for this post! Lol

  17. LILO

    September 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Slightly off topic, my fiancée always complains that the condoms are tight and uncomfortable yet I can see the thing slipping off and wrinkled on him as in he can’t fill the thing up. Why do men have an inflated sense of their privates? He really thinks he is big and I just shake my head cos he is not lmao…love him to bits though

    • bobo

      September 22, 2014 at 6:03 am

      and this is ur fiance?

  18. hummm

    September 21, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    In short the purpose of BNs story is to inform us that Ugandan men are seriously “HUNG”. Ok point well taken and lets move on.

  19. @edDREAMZ

    September 21, 2014 at 3:10 pm

    The goverment should look into the matter and not take this as a laughing matter…..

  20. jforjudith

    September 21, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Is it that the condoms are too small or their “kobokos” are too big???

  21. Pat

    September 21, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    Anon u have killed me with laugh. Hmmmmmm

  22. fechi

    September 21, 2014 at 6:38 pm

    Is dis suppose to make me laff?

  23. camilla

    September 21, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    plz close our boarder 4 uganda ppl 4 our own safety

  24. Queen

    September 21, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    Lol. Never knew Ugandan men were that endowed. Funny but serious matter at the same time.

  25. wickedbandit

    September 21, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    this is a very uneducated excuse. a condom is made from latex. it can expand to extreme sizes e.g the size of a pillow. so no matter what condom you buy, you cant assume you’re too big to fit in. I’m almost too sure that most of them just don’t bother with one.

    • Anon

      September 22, 2014 at 12:19 pm

      Not all condoms are made from latex due to latex allergy. Some are made from sheepskin, polyurethane and polyisoprene.

      Condoms can tear/not fit due to different reasons, one of which is the size of the penis. If penis size isn’t taken into consideration, why are there different sizes? They come in various sizes from 47 mm to 69 mm for width and 3.1 inches to 9.4 inches in length. They even advise men to measure their erected penis to find out the one that fits best.

      I think the uneducated excuse here is that these men just want to continue skin to skin contact.

  26. chido

    September 21, 2014 at 11:47 pm

    The complain is nt d fatness of d d***,all u sayin bottle size,dey complained of d lent nt d wideness, so read d story well

  27. as per the matter...

    September 22, 2014 at 12:28 am

    How about having one sex partner? I mean both male and female partners should be faithful to themselves. Is that too hard? Is funny how someone works the whole day I mean actually hustles the whole day and at night the person brings out a good percent of what the person made to buy sex. Honey, get a babe spend the money on her and have “safe” sex. When I was younger I remember this radio show that was on HIV/AIDS awareness. They taught and I remember the key to protection was ABC (A-Abstinence, B- be faithful, C-CONDOM) and that was the order of safety. Apparently, they have skipped A and B, if C is failing you I think it’s wise to take a step back.

  28. Ijebu Boy

    September 22, 2014 at 5:05 am


  29. Feirooz

    September 22, 2014 at 6:11 am

    Its a very serious issue that men on the islands like Sese use polythene papers when condoms run out.

  30. fbi

    September 22, 2014 at 6:20 am

    BN abeg remind me not to get romantically involved with uganda brothers,temi yemi I can’t shout fa….

  31. titi

    September 22, 2014 at 8:26 am

    Hmmmmmm…..try durex

  32. RUTH

    September 22, 2014 at 10:13 am


  33. Rangio

    September 22, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    The thing we need to know is uganda is un cut men country so this to is true.

  34. spoonfullofsugar

    September 22, 2014 at 3:54 pm

    Is there ebola there? I’m a female and I want to move there 🙂

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