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“Naija Runs Girl” Lolita presents a New Video | This one is for “London Runs Girls”!



Lolita Naija Runs Girl
After a week off, “Naija Runs Girl” Lolita is back with a new video. This one focuses on “London Runs Girls

Types of “London Runs Girls”
The Independent Women: She has money but she wan chop your own
De Tun Up PumPum Gyal: Her self worth is based on her honey pot
Old Fashioned Woman: With modern day values
Demanding Diva: Her list of demands is longer than river Nile

Find out more via the video. Check on it.


  1. alice

    January 23, 2013 at 8:43 am

    lols very funny..buh she rite though…

  2. Kanyinulia

    January 23, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Lolzzzzz, @ Demanding diva

  3. sarafina

    January 23, 2013 at 8:53 am

    LMAO! I loves me some Lolita!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. neil

    January 23, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Cracker…Check out the Mo Mi Loju moves followed by the hiss–classic. hahaha

  5. vanessa

    January 23, 2013 at 9:08 am

    lwkmd haha love her sense of humour and her stuff is so different from others on i know runs exist in the uk too

  6. tamaraB

    January 23, 2013 at 9:23 am

    she is so hilarious, laughing my heart out. She killed it with that last look/hiss

  7. Priscy

    January 23, 2013 at 9:53 am

    omg…so funny..thx BN, this just made my day.

  8. prince emenike

    January 23, 2013 at 10:06 am


  9. Person pikin

    January 23, 2013 at 10:37 am

    Though I tickle at the slightest display of humour, but i don’t find this girl funny 🙁

    • Not funny

      January 23, 2013 at 11:18 am

      Exactly I concur with you. I don’t find her funny. Her first video was funny, now this isn’t funny Jo

  10. Olufunmi

    January 23, 2013 at 10:46 am

    hahaha this girl en

  11. pynk

    January 23, 2013 at 11:20 am

    she is entertaining.

  12. Dziree

    January 23, 2013 at 11:29 am

    She’s kinda stopped being funny

  13. Patricia

    January 23, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Is this supposed to be funny? KMT
    How is wanting a man to pay for a date being a ‘runs girl’? Rubbish!
    She’s not funny, you people should stop encouraging this foolishness, what is wrong with woman wanting a man who can take care of her? Yes, a woman should have something to offer a man also but most men ESPECIALLY African men do not want to date a woman who makes more money then they do! This video is rubbish and not funny at all, this – Oyinbo chick should find another profession, comedy is not her strong point!

    • Mide

      January 23, 2013 at 12:01 pm

      I totally agree with you

    • i no send

      January 23, 2013 at 3:11 pm

      mee too

  14. kink

    January 23, 2013 at 11:53 am

    ^runs girl.
    shes funny, aint no need to be pissed if u aint guilty!!

    • Patricia

      January 23, 2013 at 12:09 pm

      Do you even know what a runs girl is? Its a PROSTITUTE you twat! How the heck is expecting a man to be a gentleman and pay for a date being a runs girl? Purleez! This whole calling people runs girls rubbish and getting out of hand! She hasn’t got a clue what she is talking about, humour is ONLY funny when is pokes fun and truths and the things that’s people shy away from talking about, this video is a load of crap!

    • Sir ND

      January 24, 2013 at 10:22 am

      She said u expect a man to pay for the date in that case u are a runz gurl very true. the key word is “expect”

    • i love garri

      January 23, 2013 at 1:41 pm


  15. gistyinka

    January 23, 2013 at 11:58 am

    that is real naija ways…

  16. OMG!!!

    January 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    @Kink…my though exactly

  17. Posh

    January 23, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Is that an engagement ring on her finger?funny girl though and really pretty

  18. iamfascinating

    January 23, 2013 at 1:07 pm


  19. jyde

    January 23, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Lolita u no go kill us O.
    Keep up d bad work jare
    Who no like need to look mirror well well and ask why.

  20. Ennie

    January 23, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    err….not funny! lol @ ‘malteser heads’ though.

  21. Jon

    January 23, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    @Patricia, I agree with you, Lolita has no clue. Abeg educate us how una dey do this runs, it will make more sense if it comes from a seasoned pro!

  22. i love garri

    January 23, 2013 at 1:37 pm

    lolita i feel yuh jare. girls should learn to be independent and not live off sum1 else’s hustle.

    • desmond

      January 30, 2013 at 6:26 pm

      how are u doing dear please email i will love to have u as a friend? hope to read from u soon here is my email [email protected]

  23. Alache

    January 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Soooo funny

  24. i love garri

    January 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    this vid’ don dey pain sum people sha! 🙁

    • desmond

      January 30, 2013 at 6:03 pm

      how are u doing dear please email i will love to have u as a friend? hope to read from u soon

  25. Peperempe

    January 23, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Lolita, you’re so right…and funny too! Patricia no vex. Many Naija girls give women’s rights a bad name. They want to be modern when it suits them ( talking back, no cooking, attitude etc…) but traditional when it suits them as well ( be a gentleman and pay, take care of me, open doors etc.) Rubbish! Runz Girlz!

  26. TruthTeller

    January 23, 2013 at 1:50 pm

    …………….and the guilty ones are hurt. Even if you don’t agree with her views, I see no reason why you should be so insultive. I sense ‘runs girls’ backing up ‘their kind’!

  27. Chika**

    January 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    Okay, I don’t agree on the part where if, a guy pays on your date, that makes you a runs girl. Sorry, I didn’t ask myself out! And the rule is, if you asked, you are paying… shoot! I could have stayed home and eat my own meal.

    • It's me

      January 24, 2013 at 1:35 pm

      If you asked you’re paying….. like seriously?? that is crap!
      So then let everyone wait for the other person to be first to ask na, so that its will be that person that pays!
      You see you don’t make sense at all. The rule is common sense. You have to balance it out. Split the bills sometimes, and sometimes let him pick the bills. But then if you’re not married, you have to be smart here. If he is gonna pick the bills, then be sure you have not gone there to feed your stomach like an elephant would. It wouldn’t speak well for you. Infact for some guys, you don fall your hand be that.

      But I agree that the man ought to take the bills more often while on a date…..this is one of the ways he commands respect! I mean, it’s one of his source of earning his pride and regard from a woman especially when dealing with a woman who makes her own money too!

  28. tomeloma

    January 23, 2013 at 2:02 pm

    Lolita.. you’re good..really funny with the different accents and all…thumb up!

  29. Mz Socially Awkward...

    January 23, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    Good people of BellaNaija, please, I beseech you to hold on to your panties… my take on these video series is the creator is channeling this alter-ego “Lolita the runs gal”, no? And if an actual runs girl was giving you her take on the women out there who claim to not be runs girls, would she not attemtpt to justify her lifestyle by claiming that WE ARE ALL runs girls in one way or the other?

    A bit like the “working” chicks I shared a hostel with as an undergrad in Naija… they used to declare that no be only dem be ashewo oh, afterall the girls wey dey call themselves good girls, no be the same sleep wey all of them dey sleep with their boyfriends? Except that one set of girls are blatantly in it for the money while the other set are called “girlfriends” but if you and man dey sleep and the man dey give you something (nice gifts, dinners in town, money when you’re broke) all join as ashewo.

    So, please, don’t shoot the messenger

  30. Retrochic

    January 23, 2013 at 2:54 pm

    this was really funny to me, made me laugh a lot

  31. jade

    January 23, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    Lolita u r HILARIOUS!!!! any1 who says otherwise well, whatever!!!!!

  32. linabella

    January 23, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    Patricia why you dey vex, am sure that lola is more naija than you are. She is not just oyibo, she is nigerian with british ancestry. Infact she is nigerian period. She is poking fun of runs girls. Are you one. When funke plays stupid razz girl prostitute in her movies, in real life that isnt what she is, so patricia and her followers go hug the nepa wires, i dont think she dey send una. The truth is that given the opportunity, environement, and situation every woman, yes even you and your mother has potentials to be runs girls. You are also wrong, not all runs girls are your regular ashawo, as you yourself are a perfect example, some are just escorts. So let lolita make us laugh and make our days less stressful, if you no want watch , then dont, but dont come here trying to affront a young lady who is well educated and works hard, and on top of it does these videos just to have fun. Infact its not your fault, some people just cannot control their jealousy. You go Lolita gurl, you need to get in a movie with funke, you guys would make a great team.

    • TheNigerian

      January 23, 2013 at 5:27 pm

      Definition of RUNZ GIRL: HIGH CLASS ESCORTS who gets paid for spending time with men.
      A Prostitute have sex with men just for money while escorts are like `the trophy babe` the one they have sex with, spend their time with and the ones they can be seen in public with.

  33. ED

    January 23, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    Hilarious… we women like the good things of life…it’s not our fault Jare! That’s how God created us. I think she’s amazing, I laughed my heart out.

  34. bsky

    January 23, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Geez i still dnt get it. i’m mad some people find this funny. Yea i admit her first vid was good, but nw this misyarning is serzly gettin on my nerves… Nne, sorry to say, but pls stop. I feel embarrassed when i watch u. Comedy honestly isnt for u. Stick to improving ur makeup skils. Cos all this extra sheen ROYGBIV (rainbow colors) i see each tym i play ur vids, is a about to shutdown my computer. Bella naija, pls stop encouraging her abeg…

    • Simya

      January 23, 2013 at 8:28 pm

      I believe her make-up is part of the act. Bella Naija was not made for you alone, so if you don’t like it, don’t watch it….let the people who find humour in it laugh.
      I personally din’t find this one funny, but I’m not crying or catching feelings about it

    • bsky

      January 25, 2013 at 12:06 am

      Oga, who’s crying and catching feelings abt it. Bros abeg, get facts ryt. Tru bella naija isnt made for me alone. But hey, i have evry ryt to leave a comment whenever i dim it fit. Uncle, if my comments are bothering/affecting u, close ur eyes when u see bsky, and scroll down or up, and read the next comment. Thanks…

  35. Odine

    January 23, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Lolita is quite funny, though some part of the list is sort of inaccurate sha. Me I’m loving me some Lolita

  36. Princess

    January 23, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Abet it’s funny jor! She’s just saying before u start judging other girls check urself first! Not because you are sleeping with under 30 makes u exempted. Like a quote once said all girls are gold diggers some used crane while others use fork.

  37. Princess

    January 23, 2013 at 7:54 pm


  38. Bibi

    January 23, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    Wayyyyyyy too many people sipping on that ‘haterade’
    Lolita abeg abeg abeg abeg ignore them jare #KudosToYou

  39. Akpeno

    January 23, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    Ah! Naim be say we all be runs gals o ! Lol! No wahala! Hahaha

  40. esteelauder

    January 23, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    this was funny maybe not as much as the first video, but i don’t understand why we can’t give constructive criticism. Even if you don’t agree with a person’s work, why take a jab at the personality. abeg let’s be sensitive about things we type.

  41. Madam the Madam

    January 23, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    See all of you foaming at the mouth. If the video isn’t your cup of tea, then simply keep it moving.

  42. Toks

    January 24, 2013 at 12:29 am

    i love that she tones down the naija exxagerated accent…the accents in this vid were hilariousss! BUT for real though, she shouldn’t be teaching guys bad manners- first date, guy MUST PAYYY! lol

  43. YouWantAnAssWhoppingAbi

    January 24, 2013 at 1:53 am

    E gba mi o! See me see bad belle people wey wan jump inside lagoon. Na by force to watch?!? If you no like, commot!

    And, PATRICIA, I can’t believe you actually called her “fat” — (I proceed to pick my jaw from the floor) — you are a complete and utter -. What can fa?!? I mean, why oh why would you be so mean to someone you don’t even know?!? You know Lolita is not a celeb so she’s most probably going to read these comments. Its a good thing this is an online forum cos if not, I’ll be taking off my earrings and putting my hair in a pony tail in preparation to join Lolita in whopping your boorish self! Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss!

  44. NNENNE

    January 24, 2013 at 3:31 am

    Wonder why some of my people do not find humor in anything any more.
    I guess Chudi Jideowo was right! We fight/protest over everything now.

  45. Nok10

    January 24, 2013 at 11:37 am

    It was nice up until the paying for date part. Abeg I’ve never paid for a date in my life. A guy asks me out, he pays. By the way, just because he paid for a date doesn’t mean I’m going to sleep with him – heck no!

  46. ttt

    January 24, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    Guilty people getting upset with this babe….LOOOOOL..its so obvious alot of people are runs girls(including the coded ones)

    Yes they is nothing wrong with a new guy paying for meal . but what is wrong is Assuming a guy will pay with no prior discussion or arrangement.
    so therefore, What a decent babe should do is to prepare to pay for her own meal or have some money if you not sure about where you going to.
    and if he has true intentions and can afford it, he will insist to pay. although that doesnt mean make him right for you either. But thats a way forward! Ladies save yourselves drama By being DECENT.

  47. Hmmm

    January 24, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    She’s just not funny to me. Trying too hard in my opinion. Tboy any day!

  48. LOL!

    January 25, 2013 at 8:17 am

    LMAO!!! she’s so funny, still cant stop laughing. Keep it up girl 🙂

  49. salsera

    January 27, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    i loved the accents in this vid, found it funny jare.
    And its a good a way of saying – dont be so quick to judge.
    Besides the only difference between an escort and a prostitute is the clothes and going by what celebs and regular people wear at events these days wetin be the difference.

  50. Omega Female

    February 3, 2013 at 11:52 am

    She’s obviously doing this for fun…it’s all jokes. I don’t understand how someone could take this seriously.

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