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“I want to be wearing Valentino & Beyonce Hair at my Funeral” – Joan Rivers

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Chicago White Sox v Boston Red SoxOh Joan Rivers. The world misses you so much already! Especially your unpredictable sense of humour.

As you may know, Joan passed away yesterday at age 81, in the aftermath of vocal cord surgery complications.

However, before she died, she knew exactly how she wanted her funeral to be: A showbiz affair where she would be glam in a Valentino gown and have her hair blowing in the wind just like Beyonce’s.

She made this known in her 2012 book titled “I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me.” Here are excerpts from the book as reported by US Weekly:

When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name,)” Joan wrote, referencing her only child, daughter Melissa Rivers. “I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action.”

I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!” she insisted. “I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyonce’s.” 

We bet Joan’s funeral will be a glam one.

R.I.P

Photo Credit: Getty Images

22 Comments

  1. bruno

    September 5, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    Even in death,she’s still making us laugh. RIP.

  2. ak

    September 5, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Love her.

    #RIPJoan You lived a great life and deserve to RIP

  3. Annie

    September 5, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Choi, dhe didn’ t say she wants to be wearing Beyonce’s hair na, she wants a wind machine so that her hair will be blowing like Beyonce’s….anyway, plenty versions would come out..make i siddon dey look..

  4. Igbeyinadun

    September 5, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    This woman is a diva even in death.

    *sigh* The last thing she said on the last episode of Fashion Police was to wish Robin Williams to rest in peace. She did not know she was next. May her hilarious soul rest in perfect peace.

  5. Fols

    September 5, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Wherever she is now, I suspect she doesn’t care about this anymore.

  6. topsy

    September 5, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    She was so full of life……. i could not believe she was 81,. RIP Joan Rivers! Fashion police can neva be d same again

  7. Sisieko

    September 5, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    RIP Joan. What a woman!! Controversial yes but very phenomenal!

  8. fair & lovely

    September 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    RIP Joan, I hope u get the rest you deserve. She was such a phenomenal woman…wld def miss her on fashion police.

  9. sum1special

    September 5, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    I will miss all her troubles deeply…

  10. Lois

    September 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    RIP Joan Rivers,F P will never be the same again,I can’t imagine F P without Joan Rivers

  11. Lorna

    September 5, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    i hope FasPa doesn’t fold up..even if they keep it running, it sure would be a struggle. sigh

  12. Mrs Nwosu

    September 5, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    Rest in peace Joan. Love you.

  13. @edDREAMZ

    September 5, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said…
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    God, even in death she is still making us laugh…. May her soul R.I.P…..
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

  14. dataztecchic

    September 5, 2014 at 3:32 pm

    been so sad since i heard this.

  15. prettydordor

    September 5, 2014 at 3:55 pm

    May her soul Rip. I loved her hilarious nature

  16. Yomi

    September 5, 2014 at 7:15 pm

    Vanity upon vanity even in death!

  17. ice

    September 5, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    hard to believe she was 81

  18. shylaw

    September 5, 2014 at 8:45 pm

    Interestingly, she died on Beyonce’s bday. RIP, Joan.

  19. princess

    September 5, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Oh gosh at Shylaw, so trueee… hmmmmm

  20. deejay

    September 5, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    Oh, what a woman! Very gorgeous and hilarious. When I told my hubby that she was 81 some months ago he.did not believe me until we both googled her profile on the internet. She was energetic and full of life despite her age. Ori e wa lorun e titi ojo iku. Quesquecet.in pace. Fashion can never be the same.

  21. bumshaga

    September 6, 2014 at 10:36 am

    i watched the episode of her 80th birthday and her life story on True Hollywood Story on E!news and i said to myself dat dis woman has had it all. she had a fulfilled life. She went through a lot before she reached the top and i learnt from her story. Wil miss u so much and i knw dat Fashion Police wont be the same without u. Adieu JOAN RIVERS.

  22. peggy wilma

    September 6, 2014 at 2:27 pm

    Cant beleive joan rivers is no more. I will foreve miss u just the way i miss micheal jackson. U both are legends. May your soul rest in peace.

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