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PayPal Producing Ingestible Pill that Preserves Password in Your Stomach

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Paypal Pill

PayPal is concerned about customers having trouble remembering passwords to access the website.

And so they have formulated a remedy – they are planning to put a small microchip into a pill, which individuals can swallow every now and again to give automatic access to the website without having to type in a password, Daily Beast reports.

The microchip is like an electronic key that you swipe. Rather than swiping, here is how it works: Every time you are near a computer and intend to buy something, PayPal won’t ask you to remember your password. PayPal will get the signal from the microchip in the pill you swallowed and log you in automatically.

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Will you be swallowing the PayPal pill when it hits the market?

Photo Credit: Daily Beast

 

28 Comments

  1. adeeva

    May 7, 2015 at 11:41 am

    Absolutely not!!!! all in the name of buying some ish? that means i will have to swallow it every day na, since am an avid online shopper!! okwa ya?

  2. MsTee

    May 7, 2015 at 11:44 am

    Na from clap, e dey enter dance o. Even paracetamol dey hard me swallow, not to talk of microchip. No, thank you.

  3. dee

    May 7, 2015 at 11:47 am

    end time things! repent people

    • maria

      May 7, 2015 at 6:38 pm

      Nigerians must make it religious

    • H

      May 8, 2015 at 10:48 am

      Dear Maria, read your bible and know what it says about these things…. do not be deceived

  4. Niola

    May 7, 2015 at 11:49 am

    I am not sure o le to yen, it is not that serious abeg… if i don’t remember my password, i will just click on forgot my password link.. O ton.

  5. Pat

    May 7, 2015 at 11:51 am

    Haha, they don’t need your technological device to track u anymore or anywhere u are in the world just swallow the pill and u will be …………….

  6. Ladydoctor

    May 7, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    Next thing will be a microchip on your forehead or right arm…..

  7. Alter ego

    May 7, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Its never that serious!

  8. Desire

    May 7, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    Just cuz of password,nawa biko life is not that serious besides won’t you poo it out ,so does that mean you take it everyday?

  9. JAYNNE

    May 7, 2015 at 12:34 pm

    Hell no, pill indeed, no way

  10. Christian sister

    May 7, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    End times people. End times.

  11. miss Pynk

    May 7, 2015 at 1:12 pm

    They better get with other payment portals. Imagine swallowing a pill for every damn account you have. You would literally be “pilled” out.

    pynk360.com

  12. golly

    May 7, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    CCHAAAI! Illuminatiiiiiiiii

  13. oy

    May 7, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    antichrist thingzzzzzzzzzzzz

  14. o

    May 7, 2015 at 1:45 pm

    end times ooo

  15. Anon

    May 7, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    There are apps that can log you in automatically. What’s the need for this? One of the signs of the beast?

  16. ann ubah

    May 7, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    this is very funny

  17. jeez!

    May 7, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    Olorun maje!!!!ordinary puritin sef I can’t swallow talkless of paypal tablets!

  18. LOL

    May 7, 2015 at 3:20 pm

    I knew I would see comments about the illuminati and end times… ;’)

  19. Chai

    May 7, 2015 at 4:52 pm

    The world is coming to an end. Jesus please continue to have mercy to me and my entire house hold,amen! We jump and Pass.

  20. Don Sasa

    May 7, 2015 at 5:52 pm

    PayPal, we don’t need una for naija. Abeg no vex. We are ok the way we are.

  21. kwo kwo

    May 7, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    is it that serious …… paypal tablet ke

  22. Sisi

    May 7, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    What tha…. hell NO please. It ain’t that deep

  23. Priscy

    May 8, 2015 at 10:20 am

    Hell to da No!

  24. Ziizii Luccii

    May 8, 2015 at 12:05 pm

    Errrrr, no thank you. Reminds me of what happened in the movie ‘Kingsmen’.

  25. Jhennique

    May 8, 2015 at 3:44 pm

    Anti Christ oooooo. LOL

  26. ada

    May 8, 2015 at 9:29 pm

    Why not the easy way of writing the password somewher confidential…thrs various ways to protect urself online abeg…all marketing strategies…medically swallowing smtn with not too much testing or reserch on it is not wise

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