So Hilarious! Watch Toke Makinwa’s Vlog – “Xmas Season in Naija…Time to Find a Man Sharp, Sharp”

Posted on Wednesday, December 11th, 2013 at 4:40 PM

By BellaNaija.com

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The countdown to grabbing your own man begins!

Toke Makinwa is back with an all new episode of her vlog – Toke Moments.

The Nigerian media personality has tips for all the single ladies out there who are hoping to hook a man before the end of 2013.

And boy, are they hilarious.

You have to watch this!

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    • Nelly Agbogu'weight loss blog December 11, 2013 at 4:49 PM

      nice one Toke

    • Yaw December 11, 2013 at 4:51 PM

      This is for the ladies. Someone nice should just grab me already!

      • Iris December 11, 2013 at 4:59 PM

        Heh! Are you mad? Better go and finish hustling for that 32 mill for our wedding. Grab kini?

        • Yaw December 11, 2013 at 7:11 PM

          How Is My (future) Wife Doing Right Now? … Lol

        • OmoNaijaNimi December 11, 2013 at 10:55 PM

          LOLLLL!!! Yaw, you’ve been grabbed already na! Abi didn’t you get the memo?

    • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 4:54 PM

      The ignorance and low-self esteem in this video is outstanding! Its beginning to make sense why this girl bleaches. Telling people to morph into who they are not just to nab a man? Toke why stop at telling them to tuck their own hair away and wear a “long wavy” weave….why not say what u actually wanted to say and also tell them to bleach their lives away? For someone who’s always forming exposure, u have a very shallow, porous, self-hating mind!

      • Olori Tari December 11, 2013 at 5:06 PM

        U do realise this is all jokes and Banter rt ??

      • nahmeoh December 11, 2013 at 5:15 PM

        satire, stupid! satire!

      • Emeka December 11, 2013 at 5:23 PM

        Anuofia, why did u watch it if you have a problem with her, I di ot. You are the one with the low self esteem, check your self joh

        • Vivian December 11, 2013 at 5:30 PM

          LOL… I hilarious I di ot

        • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 6:03 PM

          Ur mother and father are anuofias. Ihave absolutely no problem with Toke and i infact defend her on the comment section sometimes (go and check). I only have a problem with this epidemic of disdain of the natural state of black women by some black people themselves. You could have made ur point without calling ur parents bush animals….no respect.

        • titi December 11, 2013 at 7:55 PM

          why do people hide behind computers to abuse others?!! it’s very cowardly! you can make your point without being abusive, she managed to do that in her comment. Try to be civilized or at least pretend to be.

      • Princess December 11, 2013 at 5:24 PM

        (Pls receive my cyber/Internet SLAP) Abeg calm down.. ur life/world is to rigid..! the girl is not serious. this is her own way of making a living rather than chasing other women’s husband for money (run’s girl thing). So support a sister and get off ur high smelly ass!! Truth be told im sure ur the very insecure one if that is all u cud see in her/her video. SO ANNOYING pple like you!!! Get of bellanaija and lindaikeji’s blogs cos ur so small minded!!

        • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 6:08 PM

          Hia! U are obviously projecting ur sentiments of people’s comments on her videos on me. My comment was directed to her comment downing natural hair and uping weaves to get a man. U are apparently the jobless one living on blogs and watching all her videos to know it was sarcasm, so excuse someone like me who has a life. *Heaps a bucket of horse poop on ur head*

        • Marc Francis of Chelsea December 11, 2013 at 9:59 PM

          The density this Omalicha displays is cause for alarm. You just accused someone of living on blogs when you commented first. An adult should easily be able to identify satire.

        • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 11:34 PM

          @Marc miss me with that shade. An adult should id a satire? Perhaps that one went over my head because many Nigerians are fond of downing chics with natural hair in real life. U can’t blame me for the mix up, and it absolutely has nothing to do with being an “adult”. U need maturity to allow people voice their opinion and state urs too without being disrespectful. Many adults are not mature(so i’m not bothered by ur little jab). Mature people know how to state their minds on a bloody public forum without being rude and immature.

      • AVID BLOG READER December 11, 2013 at 5:57 PM

        you need a man.

        • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 6:09 PM

          Need?? Ode! No body NEEDS a man just like no body NEEDs a woman! Porous minded turd. Oh and i do have a man who i wanted, not needed. kmt.

        • i no send December 11, 2013 at 7:41 PM

          omalicha your so funny.but why don’t y’all jus make ur comments and move on instead of attaching yourself to hers…shes entitled to her opinion i guess

        • Oh dear! December 12, 2013 at 12:10 PM

          Yes, she does. And a sense of humour too.
          My goodness, she must really hate herself. Go on, show everyone what a bitter woman you are, Omalicha.

      • T-gurl December 11, 2013 at 6:27 PM

        Omalicha, calm down abeg. You sound like something is very tight. must be your weave/braids or underwear. Whatever it is, shake it loose and quit hyperventilating. You will blow a gasket o! Toke’s just playing with u. Watch again and laugh.

        • Non professional opinion December 11, 2013 at 8:53 PM

          I think what @Omalicha is saying in an albeit over-powerful way, is that this is faux-satire because Toke clearly subscribes to what she is “joking” about…and I now know what anuofia means.

      • 5'5 December 11, 2013 at 7:38 PM

        you really need to understand humour more…

      • memebaby December 11, 2013 at 8:18 PM

        relax sisteh!! it’s all jokes!! from all the things you wrote you sound stressed. get a massage or go have sex, that should make you feel stress free…lol

      • Cancel Reply December 11, 2013 at 11:17 PM

        Your ignorance is actually humorous!

      • Cancel Reply December 11, 2013 at 11:20 PM

        @ Omalicha, your ignorance is actually humorous!

      • laide December 12, 2013 at 12:59 AM

        oh my…am soo sad for you…like we actually need to tell u this is just satire…pele

      • tish December 12, 2013 at 8:22 AM

        NO, YOU Omalicha are the ignorant one is this case. Please oh google the word SATIRE. Infact, let me do you a favour since you seem so dense.

        satire
        ˈsatʌɪə/Submit
        noun
        1.
        the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
        “the crude satire seems to be directed at the fashionable protest singers of the time”
        synonyms: mockery, ridicule, derision, scorn, caricature

        Oh, you still don’t understand?

        YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A PROPER EDUCATION!!!

        • tish December 12, 2013 at 8:23 AM

          in this case*

    • eve December 11, 2013 at 4:57 PM

      hahahahaha

    • Africhic December 11, 2013 at 5:15 PM

      Hard to listen, i know its supposed to be a joke, but……………. it still sounds extremely shallow

    • linda December 11, 2013 at 5:20 PM

      Nice one toke, buh wait ooo, re u trying to tell us that we shouldnt look natural wit our hair, joo oooo sha take it easy with us abeg.

    • sweettemmy December 11, 2013 at 5:24 PM

      omalicha it’s obvious u need help, jeeeeeeeeez. toke i don laugh tire. she spoke truth.

    • Loren Armstrong December 11, 2013 at 5:26 PM

      too busy to schedule after 8years? Is this what you should be saying after 2terms of democratic government? toke you are living on the edge.

      • Abi (Warri babe) December 12, 2013 at 7:26 AM

        Hands down the best comment. Measuring time according to presidential regimes, very ingenious!

        I am among the single ladies club but I know that I will not go into debt to ‘catch’ a man. I can only afford my kinky hair and I will rock it die! If I marry, I marry. If I no marry, God dey. Ladies, be yourself, don’t let the one you love fall for a fake version of you. If not six months down the road when the weave, clothes, makeup are gone your hubby will be wondering where the woman he married went…..your hubby will then be left to conclude that his grass is not green enough. Save your self unnessacary heart ache. But if you must to take Toke’s advice, remember: eyes open, heart open, ears open, legs closed and leave desperation at your domot.

        A very Merry Christmas to all.

    • Vicky December 11, 2013 at 5:27 PM

      Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

    • Endo December 11, 2013 at 5:28 PM

      Nice one!

    • Lulu December 11, 2013 at 5:32 PM

      Omalicha baby, Jesus loves you, turn it down a tiny biiiti!
      @tokstarr has come into her own, this pant kent wear you mama

    • Enkay December 11, 2013 at 5:40 PM

      Toke, nice try but u never know what guys want in their ladies. i know a lady whose boyfriend wants to see her natural hair before he gets serious. looking flashy will only get the guy into ur bed but he won’t take u to mama.

    • Nikki December 11, 2013 at 5:45 PM

      Very hilarious! I had to say i loved this post…so moving forward, where are the right places to be this season, any suggestions:-D

    • sandra December 11, 2013 at 5:53 PM

      Abegi leave story

    • titilope December 11, 2013 at 6:02 PM

      And after then, WHAT? She certainly has ignored the essential things.#shame#

    • Omalicha December 11, 2013 at 6:14 PM

      Black men (esp living outside Nigeria) prefer women with their own hair these days. U lots wearing ur hair hats should keep fuming at me for calling Toke out for downing natural hair and uping weaves. I mean, if u need ur weave, wear it and be happy. But saying that natural hair wont cut it and dissing it when u also have the same texture underneath ur hair hat is laughable!

      I have no personal qualms with the girl, but the superficiality in this video is sad.

      • 5'5 December 11, 2013 at 7:40 PM

        Sorry Americanah… Natural Hair activist

        • ogeAdiro December 12, 2013 at 12:15 AM

          lmao… Una no go kill person…

      • zsa zsa December 11, 2013 at 8:36 PM

        but she was kidding nah, thats what everyone is trying to tell u.

      • Toyosi December 11, 2013 at 8:46 PM

        Ahn aaaahn!!!! Awuuuu! This was a funny fun video!!! Why do you want to kill yourself? It’s not that serious abeg.

      • ogeAdiro December 12, 2013 at 12:29 AM

        Omalicha I’m on your side. Team natural hair all day everyday. Although I no see problem with Toke giving people tips on how to nab man because if roles were reversed I doubt anyone will have an issue with a man giving other men tips on how to nab woman.

      • dee.k December 12, 2013 at 12:53 PM

        hey! she was kidding! haven’t you heard of the word ‘sarcasm’,…hellooooo?? don’t be so uptight. you people sha. by the way, i don’t dig the whole natural hair. Some spongy hard thing on my head that breaks combs. relaxed hair gives me headache already so yay to weaves.

      • xoome December 13, 2013 at 11:50 PM

        Stupidity is infectious. If you keep replying everyone, you
        will sound like them. I feel the post is shallow and more often
        than not, the vlog owner. But, she owns her vlog so she’s
        exercising her rights to free speech.

    • Hannah December 11, 2013 at 6:24 PM

      hahahahaha i always laugh to the comments. nice one toke, am going to make my hair. thanks.

    • nich December 11, 2013 at 6:38 PM

      she made some good points though….i am one of those guys searching for a girl with natural hair and without make up…….it has to do with choice………..

      • Eve82 December 12, 2013 at 3:30 AM

        Nich you are still searching after all these years??? I “comment my reserve.”

      • dee.k December 12, 2013 at 1:00 PM

        that’s what y’all say. then a super model walks by and you ll drool and fall at her feet. psst!

    • DUNDUN December 11, 2013 at 6:50 PM

      Ooh dear,Toke u got me crack up with the topic #lol. Guess festivity period is nt best period to hook a guy.

    • Babes December 11, 2013 at 6:52 PM

      Enough of all this find man find man talk…arent there other things to talk about?

      • laide December 12, 2013 at 1:04 AM

        can u help us with some? ..i am tired too

    • Moi December 11, 2013 at 7:01 PM

      Babes..I tire o….find man, find man like thats all there is ti this life.

    • Seun December 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM

      I think I am wrong to have viewed this video as I’m a man,well I think she was trying to create some humour,I wish all the girls in the house good luck,I think it’s everybody’s right to bleach or not,it is personal .Many wanted to but were not bold enough to,but please if your natural hair is so tacky and rough please keep it under the weave and don’t be stupid,you will remain single.For the people with weaves please keep them clean and neat,see you in Lagos

      • nomad December 11, 2013 at 10:43 PM

        LMAO.

        I have heard your “advice”. I’m looking for a man just like you. I will take your “advice”. /sarcasm.

        Ladies, do you; if someone loves and accepts you the way you are, that’s great, otherwise please don’t bend over backwards because some ass tells you to.

      • xoxo December 12, 2013 at 4:43 AM

        I so agree with you, a lot of naturalists look so scruffy. Pls let’s be honest, Nigerian guys like well groomed women, it doesn’t have to be human hair though or down to your waist. Enough of carrying kinky hair up and down, and most likely putting on geek glasses thinking it complement your look.

        • dee.k December 12, 2013 at 12:57 PM

          Thank you!!! like like like. a lot of them look scruffy. not enticing at all. the only cute looks i saw were the bridal hairstyles(natural hair) on saw here. in reality, natural hair do look rough

        • Mzlyrics December 12, 2013 at 7:35 PM

          Tell them o. They would be forming team natural but some of them are not happy! I’m tired of seeing chics do something cos others are doing it and its trending on instagram. First it was human hair, now its natural hair. Soon now it would be team afari korodo! lol To every man his own sha. Just be sure you are happy with whatever choice you make and you look good and tidy!

        • Cancel Reply December 12, 2013 at 8:17 PM

          @ Dee K, in your head natural hair looks rough because you are comparing it to white hair. Sorry o, but the hair God gave most black people does not fall down straight. You comment is so ignorant.It’s like saying black skin is rough and scruffy. Ignorance is a blaady disease and self hate is worse!

      • JB December 12, 2013 at 5:32 AM

        Ouch! keep it neat?! You are hilarious!!! See you in Lagos!

    • pynk December 11, 2013 at 7:05 PM

      Lmao toke! And not in a good way!

    • I'm Rick James Bitch! December 11, 2013 at 7:35 PM

      Hahahahahahahah.. I can’t tell if this is a parody or she is for real.

    • 'Midé December 11, 2013 at 7:40 PM

      Abeg Toke, I go fight you bad bad o! you are not showing me enough melons in this video ! That’s what a man really needs.

      • Idak December 11, 2013 at 9:46 PM

        Wanker

    • AA December 11, 2013 at 7:41 PM

      Lol! Please you people should leave this poor girl alone. Too many people dislike her and my heart goes out to her

    • Tobenna December 11, 2013 at 7:43 PM

      Do women really go thru this wahala??? Please, get a Life! cos this is not living at all…hustling!

    • Miss Eke Adugbo December 11, 2013 at 7:53 PM

      @Babes and moi,this find a man issue na serious something o,there is absolutely nothing new to talk about.2014 is our year!

    • TheTruth13 December 11, 2013 at 8:02 PM

      Toke, I love love love u! And the violent taketh by force. This Christmas I am coming, full force!

    • mimi December 11, 2013 at 8:18 PM

      It is amazing how people have lost their senses of humor. all these is plain sarcasm. lmao

    • anon kwenu December 11, 2013 at 8:40 PM

      Lmao gotta love aunty toke.
      @omalicha na wa for u. Isnt it all jokes.
      If u no like the video waka dey go naa shuu.

    • hi December 11, 2013 at 9:31 PM

      omalicha it seems u dont have a job cause u keep coming back to defend yourself and all. anyways its cool. u can come back and insult me but i wouldnt see it cause i wont come back to see read what you have to say.

      anyways i like the video… too funny. toke kills me with all these her jokes. get your man sharp sharp.

    • Moi December 11, 2013 at 9:37 PM

      Its Just a Joke…she does not mean all this stuff. Please calm down and see the humor in this video.

    • Esther December 11, 2013 at 9:48 PM

      Where’s miss socially awkward jor? I like her perspective. @ Toke: not sure what to make of this video. Not as hilarious as some I’ve seen. Well done girl.

    • Dame December 11, 2013 at 9:58 PM

      If u don’t like the video…abeg follow the road ahead, u will see a bus stop. Ignore it. U now come back on yourself and turn right…u will see CNN. Kmttttt don’t be expressing your frustration on a light hearted video….aljazeera is next door bikonu

    • Uche December 11, 2013 at 10:08 PM

      You can not be caught sleeping on a bicycle…haha ..aunty Toke o

    • Anon December 11, 2013 at 10:09 PM

      Soooooooo funnyyyyyyy………..omalicha get a sense of humor abeggi

    • Radiant December 11, 2013 at 10:33 PM

      Lol

    • kind anon December 11, 2013 at 10:45 PM

      Chile…

    • Ndidi December 11, 2013 at 10:56 PM

      Your eyes Open
      Your heart Open
      Your ears Open
      Yours legs Closed. Lol
      Correct ! New bb status for the Girl them ! I love Toke

    • Chigbo December 11, 2013 at 11:24 PM

      Toke is so funny

      But truth be told, finding husband in Nigeria is a science and an art. I could write a book on the things people so. You don’t have to be caught sleeping on a bicycle like she said. And most of all, you have to go to God in prayer and ask Him to forgive you and bless you.

      I remember this time last year, I was completely miserable and pissed at the world and myself cuz I was going to spend another Christmas alone. I remember being so pissed that on New Year’s Eve I refused to write prayer requests on paper in church for prayer cuz I thought I ve been doing this for years now but still no show. Somehow God turned my situation around, I have the loveliest fiancé I could ever ask for. God is good.

    • NNEDINMA December 11, 2013 at 11:32 PM

      Poor “Omalicha”…don’t let your disdain for Toke ruffle your feathers too much. You see how the poor girl just keeps ignoring you hating individuals and continues posting her vlogs? Maybe you should continue with whatever you were doing before you discovered Toke Makinwa.

    • KOOL OLA December 11, 2013 at 11:43 PM

      ABEGI!…..E DON DO O, MAKE UNA LEAVE OMALICHA ALONE O…..AH KILODE!! :)

    • Iris December 11, 2013 at 11:58 PM

      O Yaw.. stoooop! *flutters eyelashes and giggles*

    • Hadassah December 12, 2013 at 12:00 AM

      Lol!! Toke is steadily growing on me!! Kai!! I dun laugh die!! Toke funny no be small!! “Don’t be caught sleeping on a bicycle.” Lol

    • Chidera December 12, 2013 at 12:09 AM

      Toke i dont have a problem with you ooh like most supposedly do (i guess its pure jealousy) but one question i have for you is why do ALL your videos you make it seem like WOMEN ARE ALWAYS LOOKING, OR IF THEY ARE SINGLE THEY ARE THE ONE TO SEEK, I am single but i will not seek anybody, I will be found and I have a lot to offer.

      Your videos make single women look desperate, so please stop it in 2014, Do something different, ADvice the guys on How they should seek and find good women, not the other way round.

      All these nonsense you just narrated just for a girl to be found. Whao Toke, Did you Seek Make your man or did he sought you out. All this you have to do this and that and be noticed is not necessary, be yourself, and let someone find you and accept you for who you are Natural Hair or Horse Hair.

      ps: Men stay away from women who wear too much weave, they will eat you dry with whining and complain to go buy weave.

      I need some positivity on how to be prepared to be a wife, I guess this is not the site for me, let me go to africansweetheart. blog. Bye.

      • Babes December 12, 2013 at 9:35 AM

        Totally agree.I am sick and tired of the desperation in the Nigerian environment. For all you care many women will spend most of their single years trying to be seen and caught, meanwhile that is the time for you to be actualizing and realizing your dreams, goals and vision. It just sucks. I am tired of the marriage, single seminars etc Tell me how to make 6 figure salary…teach me how to empower myself. Most especially help Nigerians develop sound values that would move this nation forward.

        • Mrs Dangote (nee Anonymous) December 13, 2013 at 12:20 PM

          Seven figures a month you mean. Well i guess it depends on the currency.

    • AVID BLOG READER December 12, 2013 at 12:33 AM

      @! Omalicha., I chose my words very carefully. I repeat you need a man!!!! Want cannot help u in this matter. It is a do or die affair for your sad soul.

    • oola December 12, 2013 at 2:05 AM

      I say NO to Cyberbullying!!… lol (that is my comment!)

    • wiklo December 12, 2013 at 2:11 AM

      Guess her fiance sees their relationship as one HUGE joke too (I’m just joking o, #takescoverunderbed)…..

    • Anon December 12, 2013 at 3:21 AM

      Chidera, you’re the same girl that would buy glamour or Cosmo in the uk and read the same types of tips. Just cuz it’s first world, u would have no complaints.

      • Chidera December 12, 2013 at 6:15 AM

        Abeg shift joor, Cosmo gini, ? just cos you read those STUPID mags coupled with Enquirer to stimulate your lil brain does not mean everyone does. For your information I have NEVER EVER EVER read cosmo, or glamour or whatever the hell u talking about. Glancing at the stupid foolish titles as i stand in line at the grocery store, alone tells me , that is not the nonsense i wanna read. I leave that to the birds. Read a book sometime it might help. Dont assume #ish to make an #*** outta u. Some of us have different values – urs aint mine.

        • Babes December 12, 2013 at 9:30 AM

          Perfect response!

    • wiklo December 12, 2013 at 5:00 AM

      K

    • wiklo December 12, 2013 at 6:17 AM

      BN wassup with the suspense, still deliberating on my consequential first entry and approving my inconsequential 2nd right quick?…

    • Modella December 12, 2013 at 10:41 AM

      Lol@ Wiklo

    • wiklo December 12, 2013 at 11:37 AM

      Love ya’all at BN!!!!

    • Kemms December 12, 2013 at 12:23 PM

      Loool..the comments on BN tho! Totally hilarious. My previously published post on 5 things every woman needs to know about love should settle the fight..avenue-25.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/love-relationships-5-things-every-woman.html

    • SOOZIE December 12, 2013 at 12:47 PM

      this had better be a joke… or you are just one dumb shallow bitch!

    • No December 12, 2013 at 1:43 PM

      I love to hate this chick but shes fun. But pleeeeaaase stop expressing so hard with your face Miss, you look pretty bad throughout the video. :(

    • TokeIsTheTRUTH December 12, 2013 at 2:27 PM

      take Toke’s advice seriously oooh …this video shows there are more women than men :)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSCZV7TzkY

    • merci December 12, 2013 at 3:40 PM

      tokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee na wa for you! lol! the most talked about female personality of the year. The video was funny,had some sense in it anyway.

    • Lani December 12, 2013 at 4:56 PM

      Hilarious video…. I always love tokes videos jare … Many people just don’t get the humor, but some of us do!!

    • MissBusyBody December 12, 2013 at 5:01 PM

      Y’all need to get off Omalicha’s arse, just the same way Toke has freedom of speech, Omalicha also has freedom to air her views, you don’t have to like it or agree with her. Why must Toke’s blogs really be all about ‘getting a man?’ It shows where her mind really is, Please single ladies out there, there’s a whole lot more to life than getting a man. Use your time as a singleton wisely

    • Ese December 12, 2013 at 5:36 PM

      U guys should knw toke is just joking n making money off it , all this plenty comment / fight / abuse / etc for toke vlog … We hv made tokstarr a real star … Plus I love toke cos of u guys

    • Naturalhairhater December 13, 2013 at 2:37 PM

      Be independent,be strong,dnt go natural cos the whole world is doing it ,I can categorically say 90 percent of the natural. Hair carriers look like a mess,I think it requires more care than anyone just deciding not to get their hair done and calling it natural. Your looks matter as much as your good manners and spirituality,please dirty and rough is never a good way.

      • Cancel Reply December 13, 2013 at 5:05 PM

        Your moniker definitely says it all. You should consider changing it to “SelfHater” though!Cos that totally describes you.