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“She mustn’t make more money than me”, “if she is not a virgin, it is a deal breaker”, “she must have Beyoncé‘s body”…and the list goes on.

After taking on the women in his hilarious skit (click here to watch), Olsnetwork presents the skit for things single gents say before reality hits them.

Do you agree? Check it out!

58 Comments

  1. Zain

    April 4, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    This guy is really funny

    • Tom

      April 5, 2014 at 7:53 pm

      shez too fine a sure she is marine spirit!looool

  2. Fatimah

    April 5, 2014 at 12:05 am

    Lmaooo, this guy is just an idiot.

  3. Africhic

    April 5, 2014 at 12:28 am

    lol. Not as good as the ladies one though

  4. kan

    April 5, 2014 at 12:29 am

    Hilarious, cant stop laughing.

  5. kan

    April 5, 2014 at 12:30 am

    Hilarious, cant stop laughing.

  6. chichi

    April 5, 2014 at 12:34 am

    LOL…hep-es simplex kwa??

  7. stacie

    April 5, 2014 at 12:44 am

    boring!

  8. aunty

    April 5, 2014 at 1:41 am

    lol … sis njideka gets me! lool

  9. JT

    April 5, 2014 at 1:56 am

    Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Keep it coming!!!!

  10. moses

    April 5, 2014 at 2:57 am

    I can’t relate to this. I don”t spend time doing calculation about the girl I would like to date. You are on your own if you don’t use protection. Why would I want some girl to cook and take care of my house for me. Its gonna be our responsibility as a couple to take care of the house and make sure we help each other keep the house tidy. I just want SIMPLICITY and a girl who would respect and cherish our relationship. What is a no no for me is a girl with FAKE hair. I am sorry, I can’t do fake hair and weave.

    • anon

      April 5, 2014 at 12:00 pm

      Good for you. plenty single teamnaturalhair ladies boku. Goodluck to you

    • COCO-lALA!

      April 5, 2014 at 12:00 pm

      HAHAHAHAHA! AND I LIKE INDIAN N MALAYSIAN HAIR OO! ABI U NO GET MONEY TO BUY AM FOR HER ? #DODGINGTINZ

    • sade

      April 5, 2014 at 1:04 pm

      This guy is obviously joking now…take am easy…he literarily listed everything ….almost impossible that a girl doesnt fall in this category….pls take am easy, and just LAFFFFFFF

    • corolla

      April 5, 2014 at 2:02 pm

      Correct!

    • CarliforniaBawlar

      April 5, 2014 at 3:04 pm

      Well…..you kinda just calculated that you don’t want fake hair. So going by the video, 10 single years later… Kerpow!! reality hits….you’re all of a sudden not going to care what’s on her head but in her head. Paradigm shift toh bad!! hehehehe 😛

    • Blaze

      April 5, 2014 at 10:25 pm

      Its not that serious bro…just a skit. Come to think of it men never complained when weave on was N600, no one hated weaves then o

    • Elizabeth

      April 7, 2014 at 3:40 am

      Lol, everyone is free to have an opinion, not everyone that relaxes their hair wears weave and some with natural hair wear weaves, it all comes down to personal preference, after all there are some men that don’t like braids and others that love them!

    • Purpleicious Babe

      April 7, 2014 at 9:44 pm

      I feel you jare.
      Life can be so simple…
      Its our responsibility as a couple.
      You get good sense.

  11. LamLam

    April 5, 2014 at 2:59 am

    lmao! she’s too fine she might b marine spirit *tears* but i prefare ur sis nijdeka voice tho!

  12. Mary Claret

    April 5, 2014 at 3:20 am

    O wow…LMAO.

  13. KUCHI

    April 5, 2014 at 3:26 am

    lwtmb

  14. www.fivecoveredcolonnades.blogspot.com

    April 5, 2014 at 3:27 am

    LOOOL.

  15. Missy J

    April 5, 2014 at 3:53 am

    “She is too dark”.. why won’t black girls bleach to look lighter. Things like this just make black girls feel less worth cause subconsciously any black girl watching this joke will be struck at that point. # oya back to the matter# hahahahahaha

    • omada

      April 5, 2014 at 9:50 am

      I am dark-skinned and I wasn’t ‘struck at that point’. Not all darkies aren’t weak, oversensitive women who run off and cry anytime someone says he doesn’t want a dark-skinned woman. If you love yourself those things wouldn’t bother you at all.

    • omada

      April 5, 2014 at 9:52 am

      *not all darkies are

    • anon

      April 5, 2014 at 12:26 pm

      Agree completely. only if you have a complex. I mean I am too fine loll, was i struck at being called a marine spirit? lmao. women sha. find any reasons to feed our complexes. Black white bleached green weave eyelaches, own it and be happy! shikena!!!

    • Missy J

      April 5, 2014 at 4:12 pm

      Yeah you werent but a dark skinned girl over there who have these insecurities surrounding her will and we cant be insensitive to it. Why didnt he say “she is too fair” and someone will think he is white oo. We blacks just have problems with ourselves and we try to put the blame on Dencia

    • idoublecrossmyheart

      April 5, 2014 at 4:36 pm

      That’s a flimsy explanation. You do not represent all dark-skinned girls so dont use your experience to trivialize the experiences of others. If blacks had said this during the time to fight for their rights in America, do you think they will be where they are now: Only blacks who have a healthy dose of self-esteem will not allow racism bother them….

    • El

      April 5, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      Good point made but i do not think that one has to be weak, oversensitive to be struck by something that most affiliates with them. And I mean, I am dark-skinned and at the risk of sounding immodest, very pretty and have always been proud to have my skin color. But yes, that did get my attention but did i run off and cry or cringe? No! However, we do need to realize that there is a long existing global discourse about skin color and so much contestation about what beauty means in respect to this, and it would be fruitless to deny that those in the dark skinned category have not received much positive feedback in terms of their color being accepted as the normative standard of beauty. Acknowledging this truth may help understand why anyone would have made a comment about some “darkies” not feeling too positive about the joke. People process things differently and if someone implies that a particular comment has the ability to make ‘some’ people cringe, it does not necessarily mean it personally affects the commentator that way. Not everyone has a healthy dose of self esteem or just being indifferent to certain comments. Does that invalidate their emotions? We can always strive to be who/what we should be, having a strong self esteem etc but we should also care about others who do not, and not be first to trivialize their feelings just because we are not like them. The word empathy means that while a comment may not necessarily affect me in a negative way, i should be able to relate to the fact that it may affect someone else. And speaking about that is definitely not at all out of place.

      *Please pardon any typos or grammatical error*

    • Que.....glad to have my avatar back!

      April 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm

      Pls speak for urself!! If at every silly excuse u get struck n start regretting ur complexion, u need checking!

    • omada

      April 7, 2014 at 2:37 pm

      i just tire….

  16. Mississipi

    April 5, 2014 at 5:14 am

    lol

  17. Lina

    April 5, 2014 at 5:32 am

    Yayyyyy first to comment

  18. Xtsy

    April 5, 2014 at 6:13 am

    Still on the decor

    • xoxo

      April 5, 2014 at 9:10 am

      asinnnn!!! that wallpaper, odikwa very serious! i like the guy aha, he is funny!

  19. Sylvonce

    April 5, 2014 at 7:20 am

    Lmao! Dis dude is a clown. Has he seen AY?? Am sure they are true. Let d gents testify..

  20. Damson

    April 5, 2014 at 9:40 am

    I just cant stop laffn. Am sure ma fiance whos beside me in ds cray!!! traffic is irritated by ma laffta n all.

    • IsThatWhyWeAreHere?

      April 5, 2014 at 7:50 pm

      This ya too much info sha loooooool

  21. Some hater

    April 5, 2014 at 9:46 am

    The dark girl joke spoilt it for me, he could have said “I don’t like her she has bleached” 😐

    • nike

      April 5, 2014 at 10:41 am

      But that wasnt the only ‘bad’ thing he said. U want everyone to be on the dark/light girls drama because of the publicity behind the topic. So ppl who have bleached are bad ppl that should be making jest of. I dont quite agree with ur reasoning.

    • Lobatan

      April 5, 2014 at 10:48 am

      think about it, the title of the video is SHIT GUYS SAY BEFORE REALITY HITS. Meaning that he is trying to say that the dark thing is stupid. I hope i made sense, someone help me out, the response sounded way better in my head…..

  22. Nok10

    April 5, 2014 at 10:13 am

    Lol! Please keep it coming. Someone give this guy a comedy special – I’ll come watch his show!

  23. @edDREAMZ

    April 5, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Very funny…
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

  24. bevshine events

    April 5, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    Hahaha haha haha too funny but the ladies vid was funnier

  25. Fabulicious

    April 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm

    Hahahahahahahaha….Please it’s a joke..people should stop being uptight.I am as dark and cute as you can imagine*personal hype* and I found the joke funny.

  26. Easy n Gentle

    April 5, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    “She’s too fine, I’m sure she is marine spirit”

    I’ve said this too many times. Shallow i know. Nneka, that movie from my childhood, scarred me forever. Still scared of light skinned ladies though

  27. Silvia

    April 5, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    Why cant some pple just laugh and live long,not everything has to be criticized.

  28. Apoptosis

    April 5, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    If she has dated more than 3 guys before me. “We are not getting married”

  29. Cocobutter

    April 5, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    @ Moses guys like you are rare, keep it up, I pray and hope you meet your bone of bones and flesh of flesh very soon.

  30. oyin

    April 5, 2014 at 8:32 pm

    This is funny but not as hilarious as single woman. I’m a single woman, couldnt stop laughing. Dark skin women like myself dont take it personal. Most of these men say that but end up with a darker women. Women say, hes too dark too. Beauty has no skin color.

  31. Stephanie

    April 5, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    Lol…true sha

  32. SOLO ACT

    April 5, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    shes always too DARK but never TOO FAIR! we can deceive ourselves but we all know beauty has a SKIN COLOR!! #teamdencia shes the only one brave enough to tell the truth

  33. madam

    April 5, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    abeg abeg abeg, dark skinned voltrons should take several seats… enjoy the joke and live long

  34. Vidavi

    April 6, 2014 at 4:48 am

    Marine spirit bwahahahaha… I’m dying i’m dying I’m dead…lmao

  35. chi-e-z

    April 6, 2014 at 9:50 am

    Lol 2 funny… guyz think they can be single till 150… least I give myself till 70 like madonna…player 4 life… 😀

  36. Bbdressesdotnet

    April 7, 2014 at 1:25 am

    He’s a really funny guy

  37. tayotayo

    April 14, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    All those Mr I can’t date a girl who wears fake hair , izz it your head ??

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