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Toke Makinwa: How to Hook a Man this Christmas (Part 2)



Toke Makinwa

Toke Makinwa is out with the vlog for this week and in this week’s episode she humorously describes how ladies who are single can hook a man this Christmas.

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  1. jessica

    December 5, 2014 at 1:33 pm

    Toke we love u too much for you to stand us up on Wednesdays with delays
    Lmaaoooo The vigilante man can close the gate this girl cracks me up!…She is not far from the truth…The hussle is real 😀

    • Del

      December 5, 2014 at 8:14 pm

      LUV u Toke…u really cracked me up…here i was thinking was gonna go to SA this christmas…u have just opened my eyes…i am coiming to Lagos!!!!!!!!!!. Toke, please advise, I’m from Ghana…how do I make sharp…where do I start from…lol…Lagos here I come!!!!

  2. Belle

    December 5, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    How about landing a top job in Lagos, to financial sustain one as supposed to waiting for a Lagos Big Boy,

    • AA

      December 5, 2014 at 2:32 pm

      This is just a fun light hearted vlog. Everyone knows what their priorities are. The ones that are looking for jobs also need to balance their lives. I believe the Lagos Big Boy status is a myth in the air that blows from one end of Lagos to another LOL!!!!

    • fineola

      December 5, 2014 at 6:25 pm

      Just like chinua achebe said, if you don’t like someone’s story, create your own. Why don’t you create your own vlog instead of complaining?

  3. dips

    December 5, 2014 at 1:51 pm



    December 5, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Very funny vlog. Toke, I like this one. [email protected] Christmas man, Yankee doodle etc.

  5. 1luv

    December 5, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    This babe is cray… Everybody looks alike in Lagos these days hehehehe. luv ur hustle bae

    • MC

      December 5, 2014 at 3:39 pm

      Not just Lagos. Ive been saying the same thing about London for at least 3 years now

  6. nola

    December 5, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    Just like the Nigerian economy needs diversification from oil Abeg you sef diversify your yarns…

  7. helen

    December 5, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    This gal craps me up. plus she’s fun to watch

  8. nina

    December 5, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    very funny post Toke!!! Please keep it up……

  9. love

    December 5, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Seriouly some girls will do just as she said. Hahahahaha

  10. Bil

    December 5, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    Although the tips are not practical but it is so funnyLol.. Last year’s own is still more interesting but this girl can crack people up!!!I cannot stop lauging..

    • SS

      December 5, 2014 at 5:50 pm

      its so practical, some people go all the way o

  11. aprokoMiss

    December 5, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    rolls eyes…..worry about keeping ur Mister Mister this xmas…..ask the ladies at spice lounge….#iSAIDnothing

  12. Addy

    December 5, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    Toke is just a clown!!!!!! Lmaoooo i just couldnt stop laffing! i love this lady sha she is so real.

  13. Addy

    December 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm

    Nice one girly…. I love this lady cos she is so real.

  14. Tosin

    December 5, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    As per hookworm abi? Lol. I haven’t watched, but who’s the girl in the video still? ok, it’s the same Toke, just different lighting?

  15. Chichi

    December 5, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    LMAOOOOOO! Gurl you’re so right about everyone looking alike. Funny girl

  16. SS

    December 5, 2014 at 5:47 pm

    toke so on point, before I got hooked to my husband, i knew all these and tried my best but everything boils down to money, fueling your car, looking good, buying baffs, asking, asking friends to please let me tag along o, if they have parties on the island, correct parties so you meet people or just to catch fun,feel xmas groove, its always fun, funny enough i didn’t go thru all theses hassle before meeting my hubby o. correct guy, am still so thankful to God for changing my story, what everywoman would dream of, i don suffer from diff heartbreaks but today na diff story


    December 5, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    For some funny reason, i actually thought there was advise here, but alas i was wrong. So Toke brings a lighter mood to serious situations and vice versa! Keep it up dear! I am sure that it isn’t easy speaking for so long as it sounds like there is saliva in your mouth, so let your editing be closer to that time and not too obvious. Another thing is timing, coming up with a creative way to say all you can in 5 minutes will get you more views, because, the human attention span is pretty short. Finally, there is nothing like ‘night vigil’ (vigils happen only at night ), it is either a vigil or a night service. Since this was you joking, i believe it can slide, but as a broadcaster, please don’t say it on air or outside. Nice one and more power to your elbows.

  18. meeeeee

    December 5, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    mediocrity reeks around you. You need to stop these bants.

    • girl

      December 5, 2014 at 7:08 pm

      PIMM!!!! your mouth there…. man people can never let this girl be, like she is obviously just kidding

    • benny

      December 5, 2014 at 8:00 pm

      Biko tell the nkita… mschewwwww

  19. Authentic Sunshine

    December 5, 2014 at 6:42 pm

    I don’t get her eyes though!!!!!!

  20. Ife

    December 5, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    LMAO. I don’t know what’s funnier; the video or the fact that people are so uptight, they do not understand it was meant to be a SATIRE!

  21. ada nnewi

    December 5, 2014 at 7:31 pm


  22. t'osh

    December 5, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    OMG! Couldn’t stop laughing. A good way to relax after my lab exams. hehehehe

  23. stephy

    December 5, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    Lol, Toke would not kill me @all ye lagos babes, where have you been that u havnt gotten a man, are u a goat? Lagos here I come oo

  24. J

    December 6, 2014 at 5:47 am

    @ Ife, please define satire, hahahaha

  25. ewer1

    December 6, 2014 at 8:59 am

    at the 24 second mark of the video its like a demon enters her and her accent changes. lol…

  26. Ib

    December 6, 2014 at 11:15 am

    Lmao!! Toke of Life! In my head she is my gist partner.

    • benny

      December 6, 2014 at 1:47 pm

      I swear down. Toke is the ultimate gist partner. It is obvious

  27. isima atamenwan

    December 6, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    B4 i thinks ay she dey form, now i know better. love ur vlogs,

  28. Peju

    December 6, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    This is hilarious ! No slacking talk, quite funny,

  29. just me

    December 6, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    She is funny!

  30. Tinkerbel

    December 7, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    Lol at ‘talking like a savage’ lwkmd

  31. Anonymous

    December 8, 2014 at 3:34 am

    My husband is coming to the U.S. this xmas, I will show him how sexy Americans babes can be. Even after one pikin, he will take! Thanks Toke. You just opened my damned eyes!

  32. Ogo

    December 9, 2014 at 5:53 pm

    This got me laughing hard keep it up Toke

  33. Oma Oma

    December 11, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    “Husband cannot fall from the ceiling “……. LMAO!!!!! I love her VLogs, they are obviously not supposed to be real people!! At the same time, she’s indirectly stating what some Lagos girls do……

  34. Oma Oma

    December 11, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Lol @ewer1, so true!!

  35. Lily_brown

    December 13, 2014 at 10:19 am

    You’re just the best

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