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#ThrowbackThursday: What were the Worst Punishments in Nigerian Schools? Watch this new Episode of ‘Battabox’

Adesola Ade-Unuigbe

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If you attended Nigerian schools growing up then chances are you were subjected to a number of ‘creative’ punishments.

On this episode of ‘Battabox’, different people are asked to describe the worst punishments they have experienced and what they might have done to deserve it.

Watch the hilarious replies below and share some of the most creative punishments you endured in school 🙂

Adesola is a BellaNaija editor and Voltron. Yes, things are that serious for her when it comes to BellaNaija.com.She's a lover of gist, novels, music and food. She's constantly trying not to take life for granted. She spends most of her time either keeping up with the world on the Internet or sharing some acquired knowledge about digital media.To communicate with her directly, you can hit her up on: Instagram - @adesola.au Twitter - @ThisConnectd

58 Comments

  1. southerbelle

    September 17, 2015 at 12:42 pm

    pick pin was the worst chai

    • Le boo

      September 17, 2015 at 1:10 pm

      @southern belle. You beat me to it… pick pin was just ugggh… Nd driving motorcycle.. In secondary school they wld make us go round the skool nd pick up trash.. thing is.. teachers wld make you pick up EVERYTHING… Even sanitary pad.. like ewwww.. Nd then washing toilet .. With that IZAL that smells so weird Nd broom.. when you nw leave the toilet you will be smelling IZAL the entire day.. There was even one teacher that used to make students lay down nd face the sun.. like WTF.. shout out to MSS MAITAMA..

  2. Nne

    September 17, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    Think about your parents. That was a yoga pose designed in hell and seniors were the devil’s minions.

  3. beauty

    September 17, 2015 at 1:08 pm

    The worde punishment unrivalredly had to be being flogged for being in the list of noisemakers during harmattan season. My fair skin was terribly bruised!!!*sobs*

  4. Special_One

    September 17, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    The thing I did not like then was the teacher refusing to let us go out during break period and sharing melon for all the pupils to break.

    • Le coco

      September 17, 2015 at 1:47 pm

      Many times oo.. hahaha.. you will even see teacher taking up break tym just because he still wnts to teach.. like WTF… I don’t know why nigerian teachers r wicked like that.. hian….

  5. Olu

    September 17, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    Abuse..,….no other name.

  6. betterhealth.com.ng

    September 17, 2015 at 1:23 pm

    LOL. sitting in the air was a terrible one for me #FGCJos

  7. Abu Barra'

    September 17, 2015 at 1:35 pm

    Fold your hands and close your eyes; for noise making.

  8. Zeeebby

    September 17, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    OLOMO KU IYA aka FROG JUMP, then there was AGAMA LIZARD…..chai….eyes have seen

  9. C'est moi

    September 17, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    All those highschool punishments are now gym work outs – burpees, planks, squats, chairless sit etc. Went for a core class at my gym yesterday and the instructor had us frog hop the length of the gym floor!!! Never did i think back then I would one day pay someone to punish me. Chai, I suffered yesterday.

    • DatEnuguChic

      September 17, 2015 at 2:42 pm

      C’est Moi looooooool. . Your comment really cracked me up

    • Mz Socially Awkward...

      September 17, 2015 at 10:47 pm

      I tell you, oh. My quads probably got the best workouts of their existence (& all for free sef) during those awful boarding house years…

  10. Zayt

    September 17, 2015 at 1:44 pm

    How about lying dow on the bare floor and looking up at the sun while licking sweets (stones)! Smh! Or do frog jumps…hated this so much. One time I liter couldn’t walk for for week! Mum had to go to school to shout lol

  11. Zayt

    September 17, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Lol @ sharing melon for everyone to break!

  12. libby

    September 17, 2015 at 2:10 pm

    Lol hated crawling sometimes with your hands up , this was the usual punishment for “late comers”.

  13. ify

    September 17, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Oh secondary sch days I carried blocks o when they re building new site for us all for coming late, I fell sick na so my sis report me to mum said I no dey sharp cos others escaped dat teacher ehh , another one they will flog u at d sole of ur feet na so ur feet go pepper u like earthworm wey dey put salt , my maths teacher he will tell y to hold one of ur leg turn around he will be singinging I can see everything turning around by the time you re done, heaven will exactly be in motion in ur eyes , remembering my school days its fun sha

  14. Blessed

    September 17, 2015 at 3:03 pm

    Thats how my senior used chalk and drew a car on the left side of the board and asked me to push it to the other end. mstchewww, witchcraft in disguise! and i was there sweating and pushing the car that i know will never move. you dare not stand there and be looking. you must exert all your energy and the car must not clean in the process of your pushing it. catarrh ooh, sweat oo, tears oh all on top the board.

    The other one was group punishment. they lined us up in a single file and we all faced the same direction at first. so number 1 will knock number 2, number 2 will knock number 3 till it got to the last person, number 10. then we will all face the other side so that number 10 can knock number 9 till it gets to number 1 first.

    So thats how we thought it was a joke and we were knocking each other small small. the senior said she will teach us how to knock and she gave number 1 the hottest knock on the head. YEPA!! the person burst cry like this ehn, with the anger and pain, she gave number 2 better knock and the ripple effect followed.

    Omo, as i tiny reach that time, the knock shake all my body. i started crying so much, i couldnt even knock the person in front of me well and also with the hope that when we turn she will have mercy on me. NA LIE. the knock wen the person for her back give her after we turn make her forget say i pity her. CHEI!!! as they knocked her, she was already crying and she gather vexation give me my own. i saw my ancestors the moment her hand came down on my head.

    When the seniors realized that i was just suffering from both ends and not even rendering people “thoughtless” (because with that kain knock, you fit forget your name sef) , they brought me out of the line. na die i bin dey.

    wetin dey saay we do? say we make noise during prep and beside our names, the monitor put X15 or X20, meaning we made noise more than everybody. all you writers of names of noise makers, una do oohh.

    • Ides of March

      September 17, 2015 at 3:36 pm

      #DEAD! Awww mehn, I’m laughing so hard tears are streaming down my face. You soon made my day with this comment!

    • brown-ice

      September 17, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      Lmaooooooooooo your comment really cracked me up, my sister is beginning to question my sanity. @ witchcraft in disguise….. This senior would draw a car and a petrol station side by side on the board and would tell us to push the car to the petrol station to buy fuel. Chisos! Familiar spirits in disguise!!

    • Daybreak

      September 17, 2015 at 6:37 pm

      Oh laawwwddd u killed me!

    • Thatgidigirl

      September 17, 2015 at 8:12 pm

      ????? oh lawd!!!

    • Iris

      September 17, 2015 at 8:37 pm

      I can’t breathe!! I’m sitting in the office lunch room and someone has come to ask why I’m crying, LOL

    • Ada Nnewi

      September 18, 2015 at 11:55 am

      Me too.

    • gbemieO

      September 17, 2015 at 10:56 pm

      Loool theway I’m laughing ehhn, my sis came to my room wondering what was wrong after I finished reading it to her see tears nd laughter 4rm the both of us…..pele in arrears o

    • Mz Socially Awkward...

      September 17, 2015 at 10:58 pm

      ????? kai, you have wounded me with laughter tonight…. to the dangerous point of tears. No vex but which school you go so? And tomorrow, to rub salt into the injury man pikin go just see all these “former schoolmothers” dem dey send some kain Friend Request on Facebook… Biko, carry your winch waka go front.

    • Blessed

      September 29, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      i no vex my sister. na one catholic school like that oh Presentation National High School, P.O Box 9255, Ugbekun, Benin City. shallat to all Presco gurls…

      Lmao @ make them carry their winch go front. no be small thing, my sister. i no blame them sometimes sha, na wetin other pepole do dem, dem dey try finish for our head.

    • Enkay

      September 18, 2015 at 4:00 am

      Sorry but this cracked me up

    • Taiwo

      September 18, 2015 at 10:25 am

      This!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • Ever Green

      September 18, 2015 at 10:26 am

      Walai blessed you make laugh and tears is coming out from my eyes

    • reetah

      September 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm

      Blessed has killed me…. LMAO

    • Blessed

      September 29, 2015 at 6:10 pm

      Awwwww, so glad this could make so many people laugh to the point of tears.. sweet medicine for the Soul. Have a beautiful life, everyone. God bless you!

  15. amy

    September 17, 2015 at 3:05 pm

    I cut grass so tey grass dey cut me…. And u have to make it a V-shape…. They will seize one of ur school cortina so u don’t run….

  16. bn lover

    September 17, 2015 at 3:09 pm

    I hated going round the school to look for a book that did not exist. Senior A will say go to Senior B n ask for “journey of no return”,senior B will then send u to senior Q and the journey never ends. Another one I hated was after light out…..ur dorm prefect will come to your corner….she will call ur name and even shout if necessary,once u answer….u will just hear ur senior saying so u r not sleeping. Go under my bed n catch 3 pregnant mosquitoes…… #Jesus #WhatIDo

    • Ides of March

      September 17, 2015 at 3:42 pm

      LOL, these comments are killing me. In my school they will send you to go collect “Omo to yi ogbo” (not sure about the spelling). Had to learn Yoruba by force and then I got hip to the game and just told the Senior “okay, I’m going now” but cut out and went on my way (ain’t nobody gat time to be getting sent all over the darn place!) but this only worked with seniors not in my house or else you’d be accosted by an angry mob of seniors as you sleep in your bed. Gosh I hated secondary school, kai!

    • Mbaks

      September 17, 2015 at 6:28 pm

      Hahahaha, did you attend Lejja?

  17. brown-ice

    September 17, 2015 at 3:56 pm

    I remember when I just resumed js1, this evil senior decided to teach me a lesson for no just cause. She sent me to her mate to tell her ‘senior A said I should tell you you’re mad’…jjc me, I went and jabo, .fellow BNers, if you see slap, Jesus! The senior that slapped me asked me to go and tell another senior that ‘senior x said I should tell you that God will punish you’……to cut the long story short, I went to bed with swollen cheeks and red eyes……….this other senior would lose her money, she would say someone stole her money(I pray!, she’s just a liar and thief) she would say all her juniors must look for the money. My brothers and sisters, how you wan take find money wey no lost? That’s how she’ll force everybody to contribute the money oo and when we do, it’ll be triple the amount she claimed she lost. Mehn! We saw things and things saw us!

  18. LADE

    September 17, 2015 at 4:05 pm

    there were several punishment , ‘police catch your thief positions’, squat and fly ur hands, crawl with your hands in the air, ‘ damm! it was hell worst was when a senior said she wanted to eat something oily , hot with plenty of pepper, i knew she wanted noodles but it was so unreasonable at 12 midnight so i got a can of sardine , kept it over a burning candle and sprinkled pepper on it… that was the beginning of my punishment that term…

  19. Amy

    September 17, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    hmmm our part-time maths teacher who taught at a public school then always electrocuted us with tasers. ahhhh the shock alone would make you quiet all through the class. i wish i had reported to vp then.

  20. darme03

    September 17, 2015 at 5:26 pm

    Omo fggcsagamu! This bad belle seniors will tell u to stay under the fan and sweat! Where is the sweat coming from. Chai we suffered sha

  21. stelly

    September 17, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    fggc langtang days, l,ying flat under d sun, or jogging frm d dinning hall to go and chop punishment in d hostel ,failing to plait the hairstyle for the week, ur punishment go heavy die

  22. Pipa

    September 17, 2015 at 8:10 pm

    Ms Bunmi Ogunyomi. May the Lord forgive you for your trespasses against 2 junior girls in September 2010

  23. Puzzles

    September 17, 2015 at 9:18 pm

    Then who are those evil seniors now? Dem no dey BellaNaija abi?

    • Bobonkiti

      September 19, 2015 at 7:00 pm

      They were onnce juniors.

  24. bisi

    September 17, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    @blessed….. your comment extremely cracked me up. it made my night.
    im so thankful i didnt go boarding school.. that place with all the stories have heard,
    seems like hell on earth

  25. sensa

    September 17, 2015 at 9:54 pm

    Arghhh I hated the beating. School principal will flog students on their neck or back and you dare not touch it, else he starts all over again

  26. Nikky

    September 17, 2015 at 10:23 pm

    I was the chairwoman of escaping punishments, but the few times I’ve had the misfortune of being punished I’ve crawled on a hot tarred road with my knees bleeding, I’ve rolled around our quad which is disgusting btw, and I’ve cleared feces. But the punishment I absolutely detest is fetching water for our housemistress or seniors, it kills me. I hate someone gaining form my pain.

  27. NOELLA

    September 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm

    ANGLE 90 NWAS THEWORST AND ASKING YOU TO GO LOOK FOR ARODAN BY K. OMOTOYINOGBO ….A NON EXISTENT BOOK…PARDON MY YORUBA I TRIED I AM IGBO..

  28. gbemieO

    September 17, 2015 at 11:03 pm

    My worst punishment was in my Jss1, see us jjc’s packing with joy bcus we were going home the next day, our dorm was a mess chai, next thing house prefect entered wat is all dis mess all of u get on all fours and sweep this hostel NOWWW…….with ur palms yes oo sweep with ur palm, omo see all if us we swept it oo, d floor was shining dt day even better dan wen we used broom sef, I cant forget how black my palm was dt night

  29. Babytohcute

    September 17, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    I think the worst is kneeling, hands up and sometimes close your eyes. Damn! The thing dey start like joke oh, before you know your hands dey shake, you start to dey bring them down small small or stretching them, then you start to provoke internally (you can’t show it now), and so it goes until you get released. “Kneel down, hands up and close your eyes”

  30. missnk

    September 18, 2015 at 3:56 am

    kai! Where do I even start from? Lord I suffered. I knelt down soo much my knees were sooo callused, they become like cushions. I think my worst punishment was by this evil teacher, she made us kneel down, hands up, close your eyes and walk with your knees in a straight line.
    She would frequently slap or konk your head if you weren’t in line. By the end, tears will be streaming from your closed eyes. sigh

  31. Malice

    September 18, 2015 at 7:25 am

    When a senior asked me to drink a full bucket of water..

  32. DIddy

    September 18, 2015 at 8:58 am

    My worst punishment is smoke like a monkey, I hated that punishment with passion any other form of punishment I can withstand but this particular one is a no no for me

  33. Ever Green

    September 18, 2015 at 11:21 am

    I attended Government College, I remember our Economics Teacher (Boboski) and Maths Teacher they were both good in the act of flogging students and there are different ways of punishing students and most of the seniors are sometimes devil’s incarnate, As at SS 1 each class have a portion in the school where you must clean, failure to do that there are so many ways to punish eg, we have a big farm land, they can tell you to cut grass, crawl on kneels, frog jump, and what have you but you know the best part, despite going through all these form of punishment cause my voice is very loud, so most times my name is always the first on the list of noise maker but i still enjoy those days.

  34. Gee

    September 19, 2015 at 4:57 am

    OMG…all these comments. Too funny. Pushing car that was drawn on the board and push to a gas station…REALLY?!Goodness. And comment about paying someone to do frog jump..chei..I die.Hahahha

  35. Bruness

    September 19, 2015 at 8:17 am

    Senior: take this 20 naira buy sweets, moimoi, suya and a bottle of coke and bring back change. Junior student: but senior you just gave me 20 naira. Senior: disappear and buy those things b4 I count to 3. #student with confused look lurks outside the hostel gate unending till another bold senior comes to her rescue. Boarding school is a different world where students showcase their wickedness and witchcraftry. I’ve had my fair share of it but I was also titled the artful dodger of my set in school I had mad skills #lol. I had this stupid greedy senior who doesn’t let up on my case, she must taste everything my parents bring or anything she sees me with. My folks brought a small cake for me while visiting cos it was my bday, somehow the news got around she kept on harassing me for cake so I played a prank on her, I sieved garri mixed with milo and milk and sugar soaked it and pushed m&ms in it and gave her, the local champion munched away and cldnt tell the difference until another senior told her she saw us making it, she wanted to kill me but I was lucky the s/prefect was my sisters school mother so I got away with little or no punishment.

  36. Bobonkiti

    September 19, 2015 at 7:04 pm

    They were onnce juniors.

  37. True Talk

    September 19, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    Ijoko idera (sitting in a relaxed way) you put your buttocks on a wall, your knees in a squatting position, both arms stretched out. Before 5minutes you will see red. How is this idera (relaxation) The other one I hate is to full a basket with water. Not a few students fainted trying to accomplish this impossible task.

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