Connect with us

News

OfiliSpeaks: Breaking Satirical News – The “Ogas At The Top” are Missing And a N150,000 Naira Reward Has Been Offered

OfiliSpeaks

Published

 on

iwealaThey jumped into our mobile screens in the early harmattan of 2014 with a humorous and satirical analysis of Nigeria’s political elite. And nobody was spared from their sharp witted satire. Not Senators, not Governors and not even the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as they poked fun at any and every one.

In fact their most popular videos were those parodying ex-President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and his wife Dame Patience with comical renditions of the P-square classic “Personally” and Rihanna’s “Drunk in Power” which both had over half a million views at the time of this writing!

But ever since the Muhammadu Buhari was inaugurated on May 29th, 2015 the Ogas at the Top have been mysteriously quiet, in fact nobody has seen or heard from them. They have not released a single video … not one single video.

In fact the last time the Ogas At The Top were seen was last year … just 2 weeks before Buhari’s inauguration. It was a May 8th 2015 youtube video of Goodluck and Patience in the satirical “I Am Coming home” video which poked fun at the fact that the ex-power couple had just been kicked voted out of Aso Rock and were now coming home to Bayelsa. But since then nothing …

Numerous efforts to contact their managers over the whereabouts of the puppets have also proved futile or at best confusing.

The last recorded message to them was sent on the 17th August 2015 via twitter. And then we were informed that their puppets were on their season 2 break and gearing up for season 3.

twitter
Well that break must have been a really looooong break because 1 year 1 month and 10+ days have passed since and Season 3 has still not started.

We are thus concerned that something BAD may have happened to the puppets, maybe they may have been kidnapped by political forces, maybe the recession has put them out of a job, maybe they are hiding because of fear from EFCC or maybe they are dead!

To be honest we don’t know.

And please we are not saying they disappeared and stopped releasing videos because somehow they were sponsored by certain political forces to get a certain administration out of power. No we are not saying that (we don’t want DSS trouble).

What we are just saying is that it is quite very coincidental that the last video was released the same month the new administration was inaugurated and that maybe there is a link … just maybe.

So we are putting all efforts to ensure that the Oga’s At The Top come back to their satirical best, because Nigeria needs them.

We need people to poke fun at our Government and make us laugh not because laughter is the best medicine but because laughter sometimes makes people including the Government hear the pains of the masses. And these times are the toughest … the masses are in serious pain amidst double digit inflation, a recession and high unemployment rates. So we need the humor.

Thus I Okechukwu Ofili of ofilispeaks.com am personally putting down N150,000 of my money to anyone with key information on the whereabouts of the Oga’s At The Top that can get them back on youtube releasing fresh new satirical videos. The money will be paid once a brand new youtube video is released.

Leave your tips and comments below.

We must find the Ogas At The Top before it is democratically too late. Share, retweet and like until they are found. And keep the puppets in your prayers!

obj

PS: This is not a joke, the money is real. And the stakes can’t be higher. We need to bring back our democratic rights to poke fun at the Government. The Ogas At The Top need to be found this is a National emergency.

Okechukwu Ofili is a trouble maker, the author of 4 books and speaks at organizations that are tired of hearing the same old stuff and want the truth. He is also the founder of okadabooks.com and blogs daily at ofilispeaks.com You can follow him on Twitter or stalk him on Instagram You can also read his funny books on konga or okadabooks

21 Comments

  1. bree

    October 13, 2016 at 9:55 am

    i love you Ofili, what more could have been said..i would also donate my 150,000 in addition to the ransom for the release of the kidnapped oga at the top. i mean there’s a lot of comic satire in this present administration but no theyve made their money for the next 8 years given to them by the political change dunces so no need producing any more videos when they already made enough money to buy the entire youtube.

    • Okechukwu Ofili

      October 13, 2016 at 9:08 pm

      I love you too!

      We might need to merge our monies together to bring back real unbiased satire without ulterior motives.

  2. Big Tee

    October 13, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Cashtivists every where…… I know one bros self-righteous, always wearing agbada or danshiki, always tilting his cap to the right, he runs a colorful outfit with a big mouthed bros who is trying to position himself as a PR guru through shallow articles,….both of them laundered Baba’s image, gave him a suit to wear, they also gave him an Igbo name and handled his social media campaign…..I remember when uncle big belle and big mouth from Rivers hosted bro self-righteous’ birthday…….and yes…. bros is self-righteous, always disguising as humble, the tribute he wrote for Oga Pilot was all about himself, … in fact brother self-righteous is so smart to the extent that opposing views are considered stupid and dumb. …..

    • Busarni

      October 13, 2016 at 11:48 am

      @BigTee; He is bowing down in shame; and he is suppose to be a youth? this country is so messed up; old politicians corrupting the young ones with ill gotten wealth; flying them around in PJ’s.
      God still pass him; he still has ACNE issues probably all the MONEY can’t fix it.

    • Naijatalk

      October 13, 2016 at 1:13 pm

      Adebola Williams, Chide Jideonwo. BN swallow as you please

    • observer1

      October 13, 2016 at 2:55 pm

      such an immaculate sub. na wa.

  3. Baby gurl

    October 13, 2016 at 10:13 am

    LMAO. No comment.

  4. Alexandra

    October 13, 2016 at 10:46 am

    lo!!! The hypocrisy is real!! This government is a one-chance government. CRASH AND BURN BABAY!!!!! CRASH AND BURN!!

    • Okechukwu Ofili

      October 13, 2016 at 9:13 pm

      I don’t think they will CRASH and BURN, I believe they have what it takes to be SUCCESSFUL. But we need to hold them accountable with satirical truths to put pressure on them to strive for the best. Right now there is a lackadaisical attitude across the board driven by sycophants too afraid to tell the truth.

  5. Victor Adegoke

    October 13, 2016 at 11:20 am

    I am also suprised that I have not seen the “Satirical Oga at the top” since May 2015. Only God knows their where about.

  6. Luu

    October 13, 2016 at 11:24 am

    Maybe they were APC sponsored?
    Just a passing thought

  7. Naijatalk

    October 13, 2016 at 1:17 pm

    Ofili Bill I hope few/and trusted people know your residence. You don’t want anyone getting ideas that you are living large in this recession. Biko be careful

    • Naijatalk

      October 13, 2016 at 1:18 pm

      *Biko not bill

    • Okechukwu Ofili

      October 13, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      lol…150K with the rate of inflation is no longer living large o

  8. Pink

    October 13, 2016 at 3:17 pm

    Thank very much Ofili! Don’t mind all those hypocrites. Of course everyone now knows who funded them na, how won’t dey dissappear. Wind don blow…

  9. Pink

    October 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    Thank very much Ofili! Don’t mind all those hypocrites. Of course everyone now knows who funded them na, how won’t dey disappear. Wind don blow…

  10. Preach on!

    October 13, 2016 at 5:37 pm

    Preachhhh Itttt Ofili!!! No jokes. I will co sponsor the 150k sef. I’m willing to pay up a part of it.

    Our youths have sold us out for small change.

    Taahhhhhhh! We need to rally round to get a good candidate for Presidency come 2019.

    • Okechukwu Ofili

      October 13, 2016 at 9:17 pm

      Agreed. Our generation seems to be trying to position themselves for political power so much so they will sacrifice logic and ethics to get there.

      PS: At this rate with your money and bree’s money we will have like 450K we might as well start our own Satirical show … hmmm

  11. Chinma Eke

    October 13, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    LMAO! Ofili, I can see you have found another country! DSS will change the currency of this your 150k, dash you a rolls Royce and ‘invite’ you to explain where you got them.

    • Okechukwu Ofili

      October 13, 2016 at 9:16 pm

      lol…DSS please o, nah Satire, I was just playing. It was not me that typed the article =D

  12. Bolarite

    October 13, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    . . . shameful if its so. they got majority of nigerian fool though. and whatever may have become their lot.
    … what i know is & according to a saying ” what goes around comes around”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Star Features

Advertisement
css.php