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“I don’t respond to hired help” – Femi Fani-Kayode reacts to Lauretta Onochie’s Comments



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Femi Fani-Kayode & Lauretta Onochie

PA to President Muhammadu Buhari on Social Media, Lauretta Onochie yesterday took a swipe at former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani-Kayode (FFK) for his jokes about VP Yemi Osinbajo‘s comment that President Buhari treats him “like a son”. Reacting via her Facebook account, she said:

Commenting on everything is an indication that there are some loose nuts, upstairs.
Acting President Yemi Osinbajo saying Muhammadu Buhari treats him as a son and a friend, has become a source of anger and anxiety for Femi Fani-Kayode, alias #FFKFood4Dance

But who can blame him? He cannot understand father/Son relationship, respect, decency & loyalty. No he can’t. He doesn’t posses the capacity to even begin to comprehend any sort of relationship. None!

According to his former boss, Pres. Olusegun Obasanjo, all he understands is the correlation between looted Food and his mouth. Give him some looted yam and he will dance. Till the loot runs out….

#FFKFood4Dance and his co-mischief makers, cannot, no matter how they try, put a wedge between our two leaders. The bond that holds our leaders together, is not personal. It’s their shared commitment to Nigeria and Nigerians.

It won’t be broken by those who speak and act as if they are on the white stuff.

God bless Nigeria.
God bless us, everyone.
Lauretta Onochie

FFK was having none of that and proceeded to reply via his own official Facebook page thus:

There is an ugly duckling that washes toilets in the Villa called Loretta who is running her mouth. Truth is I don’t respond to hired help especially when they look like a used tampon. For me to respond to such an ugly, lousy and shallow creature she would first need to get a facelift and then a big promotion. Let the walking corpse that she works for wake up and speak for itself. Then I will respond.

Photo Credit: Facebook – Lauretta Onochie/Olufemi Olu-Kayode


  1. Ru

    May 13, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    FFK is a druggie, he can’t be taken seriously. Such a waste.

    • Anne

      May 13, 2017 at 6:22 pm

      What a shame. 2 adults, hopefully almost 50 exchanging words online. Omase.

    • Ottawa Queen

      May 14, 2017 at 12:25 am

      But he just responded na. So what’s he ranting about?

    • Seriously

      May 14, 2017 at 1:10 am

      Well, she dished it out so she should be able ready to take whatever comes with it.
      There’s no pity for women just bcos she’s a woman. Femi responded with an attack, and she’s free to respond back too.

  2. Hmmm

    May 13, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Wow! I can’t believe FFK responded to a woman with such ill names. This only tells me the kind of person he is. I really feel bad for him – he is really sick; he needs STAT psychiatric intervention.

    • Author Unknown

      May 13, 2017 at 6:25 pm

      On the contrary, I can’t believe that a PA to the President on Social Media wrote that on her Facebook page in the first place, whether personal or official. Can’t blame Femi for the response. Sorry. He got her…well.

  3. AdaAda

    May 13, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    FFK needs to be diagnosed urgently cos this is not even funny anymore

    • blackbeatle

      May 13, 2017 at 6:04 pm

      i hope he hasn’t gone back to drugs that will be sad..he sounds very erratic and indeed responded to the “hired help”..i haven’t even heard women curse like this .

  4. john

    May 13, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    used tampon ..ouch .damn.. ffk get serious bad mouth but that woman is very annoying on twitter..insulting Igbo people anyhow ir people who disagres with buhari…But I guess that is what she is paid to do or she will be fired….and before she start playing the sexist caes bcos I know that will be next ..she is the PA to one of the most regressive, anti woman man/ party in the world..I have never seen her talk about all the women ( including that female pastor )that were murdered and raped by his boss kinsman.

  5. Awofodu Oluwaseun Samuel

    May 13, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    Tampon or Hired help as Mr. FFK called it, it’s just a child’s play. Really, he doesn’t respond to hired helps? But you already did with this epistle on your facebook page oga. Anyway, let’s leave matter for Egbon FFK all the same…

    How dare you call a human like you a walking corpse? Is this the comic the “Freedom of Speech” passed meant by the legislator meant for? Insulting your leader? God safe you it’s not ’83… Am sure by now you would have answered Gen. Idiagbon’s call “YES..YES..YES”. After few Koboko.

    This is childish sir… especially coming from a former minister and spokes person i admire his queen’s English *Nothing else*.

    Please if you are tired of the way this country is being run, you can as well “Run” back to the UK where you migrated from… because that’s what over-pampered lads like you does.

    The state of our nation neither concerns or affects people like you, other than us. If it really does, i am sure you & your contemporaries like “President Jonathan” had a short too on that seat, you should have done it better than the crossroads of doubts and regrets you all left us. So much regret my vote for PDP in 2011 was such a waste.

    A wasted 4 years you gave us Big Bros!

    At least we enjoyed Mama Dame’s local jokes, which was much better than ‘AY SHOW’… because the later was too expensive for our kind of pay cheque.

    Abeg o… At least Pres. Buhari/Osibanjo never they rub our stolen wealth at our faces as some of your former ministers (e.g Petroleum) & governors (e.g Akwa Ibom) did in the last 5 years.!

  6. adeola

    May 13, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    This is the most immature response I have ever had to read. Agreed the woman also threw stones when she referred to him as a druggie but his response (merely insults) without even addressing the issues goes to show how extremely immature he is. Even at his age….

  7. Author Unknown

    May 13, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    This is exactly what they mean when they say to not argue with a crazy person. Can anyone tell the difference between Lauretta and Femi? They both look crazy now.

  8. Ify

    May 13, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    FFK and his unknown substance induced rants

  9. Baymax

    May 13, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    Abeg let us stop with the double standards. Look at the kind of words that was used by the PA to the president. Abeg she was insulting. She’s a bully. Unfortunately, she messed with the wrong guy.
    If you as a woman don’t want to be publicly insulted, don’t go insulting men publicly. Don’t play the men vs women card.

    • Indigo

      May 13, 2017 at 10:58 pm

      Don’t mind them oh.
      She started it.. She deserves every single insult.
      I have never seen her talk civily always throwing insults around like a tout. Her boss is the worst President so far and she still has mouth to talk.
      FFK your head have daru since so more more??

  10. The girl who eats jollof rice

    May 13, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Lauretta deserved what she got.
    FFK is a billion times better looking than her.
    She has no self respect. Agadi nwanyi na ezuzu yari Ka onyeara.
    She has been insulting people now she met a person who doesn’t give a shit!

  11. nnenne

    May 13, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    Didn’t mind Lauretta Onochie.
    Eating scraps from her master’s day since the beginning of time.

    May God punish poverty and unemployment! !!!!

  12. Ray

    May 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm

    This woman deserve it, she messed with the wrong person am so happy the way FFK responded. Respect is reciprocal. You can’t insult a man like that and expect him to shut up because your a woman. Good stuff FFK.

  13. Pita

    May 13, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    How on earth did we get here?A PA to the present president and and a former PA to the previous president exchanging gutter language like market women….now i see why our youths re so shallow on fb nd other social media platform

  14. Tee

    May 14, 2017 at 12:26 am

    E be like say na only me dey laugh at some set of people. Chaiii see by force love for Yoruba man, hmmmm by their fruit we sabi una. Lauretta!!!! Wat can I say.? You weren’t professional at all but your dissing na small compared to what FFK did in the last administration. Some haters here get dementia join.

  15. Preggy and lovin' it

    May 14, 2017 at 7:42 am

    FFK is clearly not a gentleman. Must he really lash out at everyone who responds to him? I hope he knows his son wont remain a toddler forever..he should learn to be graceful Uggh!

  16. Adeola

    May 14, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    But on second read, these swipes are funny sha. Foodfordance. Awon were meji

  17. Aisha

    May 15, 2017 at 4:39 am

    This man is irresponsible! very stupid to talk about anybody the way he talks!! What a bloody fool!!

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