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Must Watch Video! Nigerian Media Personality Toke Makinwa speaks on “Worst Breakup Lines You’ve Ever Heard”



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From “No it’s not you, it’s me” to “You deserve the best, and I can’t give you that”, Nigerian media personality Toke Makinwa is all about the Worst breakup lines you’ve ever heard on her Vlog.

Check out the engaging video!


  1. Hilda

    June 7, 2013 at 9:56 am

    I know someone who got dumped with “im insecure about you not going to Uni”

  2. Naomi

    June 7, 2013 at 10:02 am

    I must say I found this hilarious.

    After asking all my girlies, the worst/ funniest we’ve heard is: “You deserve someone better than me”, and……”I have decided I cannot date a beautiful woman, I won’t be able to handle the competition”. Looool , men!

    • Amaka

      June 7, 2013 at 1:36 pm

      oh my gosh! this has to be the worst.O_O.

    • dekky

      June 9, 2013 at 11:37 pm

      ohhhh my days!! wow!

  3. Fan

    June 7, 2013 at 10:13 am

    “in the long run”…and not on the long run…still a fan though …

    • Dee_deeY

      June 16, 2013 at 3:58 pm

      THANK YOU!

  4. Funke

    June 7, 2013 at 10:23 am

    Does Toke use Fifi’s Egyptian milk as well? Her knuckles bear close resemblance to Tonto Dike’s…

    I’m sorry that’s all I noticed from the 1st picture o.

    Unto the video, my fav breakup line is “I’m not good for you, you deserve better”

  5. Anon+1

    June 7, 2013 at 10:38 am

    You have a great personality but you are too fat …

    • Brave

      June 7, 2013 at 11:26 am

      you have got to me kidding me! Like seriously, toke is TOO FAT?? Wow..people dey mehn!

    • Laide

      June 7, 2013 at 12:04 pm

      No jor…dats the break up line

    • Neo

      June 7, 2013 at 12:06 pm

      Errrr, i think she is on the matter of worst breakup lines which happens to be the subject of the post. No?

    • *rolling eyes*

      June 7, 2013 at 12:21 pm

      No jor…. its a break up line. Haba! u sef! #TokesAngel

    • Brave

      June 7, 2013 at 6:30 pm

      oh my bad..apologies!

  6. Brave

    June 7, 2013 at 11:05 am

    lmao..her face at 3:03…. epic! I can totally relate to this, the break up line i hate the most is that over used “its not you, its me” ..arrgh..i can shoot any guy that says that to me.. At least be sensitive enough to think of some reasonable to say….you are already hurting me by leaving, don’t hurt me the more by broaching the issue tactlessly.
    By the way, toke i love your lipstick, i want!

    • Brave

      June 7, 2013 at 11:06 am


  7. Spotter

    June 7, 2013 at 11:24 am

    Lol @ fifi’s Egyptian milk. Tell me about it! Hmmmmm before nko Funke . . . Na wetin all these babes for Lagos that want to bleach rub.

  8. Abiola

    June 7, 2013 at 11:36 am

    One Nigga broke up it with via the text…first break up in years tho…I kinda felt bad and shocked but life went on, am all smiling now

  9. Busola

    June 7, 2013 at 11:50 am

    The Ultimate worst is THE SILENCE… One guy didn’t even try, he just gave me silence.. like nothing ever happened between us. I got the message for what it was, didn’t try asking either. Only for me to find out, he’s started dating somebody else… Fast forward 4 months after, they got married. Then he called me like twice afterwards like we are still good.. A kind of ‘ I called to check up on you’ conversations.. such an idiot!

    • Kim

      June 7, 2013 at 1:55 pm

      loooooool! same to happened to me last month the guy is not jst picking his call, i’ve decided to stop calling sha. life goes on

  10. naana

    June 7, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    at least the guy will tell u something; what about him not responding to your calls and messages?
    and also avoiding you with no reason and not knowing what you have done.hmmm
    Silence can kill your relationship and bring many scars. that’s what i experienced and have gotten over it.

  11. ginaunn

    June 7, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    silence is the worst.quiet hilarious

  12. naana

    June 7, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    @Busola: my dear this is the kind i will call the worst breakup- SILENCE.

  13. Hilda

    June 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    I think the SILENCE one is immature…man up!

  14. Chubbycake

    June 7, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Worst line ever used for me shud be “I wanna be a better person for you but I just don’t know how to be”.

  15. Libra

    June 7, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    I think SILENCE is the worst for me ….its kinda finger my brain

  16. Amaka

    June 7, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    the worst is ” its not you, its me. i need to work on myself”. Total BS.

  17. Beauty

    June 7, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    The worst is the guy saying that his people don’t want him to marry 4rm your place after 2yrs of dating!! Ewu gambia mtcheeeew!

    • Thelma

      June 9, 2013 at 11:33 pm

      i’m telling you… it pissed me off mehn

  18. tos

    June 7, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    [email protected] beauty’s ibo comment @ d end…..lolololololololol

  19. Moi

    June 7, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    A guy broke up with me recently . His words were ” there are better people than me, and you are way better than me.”. Imagine that!

  20. Kate

    June 7, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    Dude broke up and said he was bit worthy to be with a girl like me. Huh?! kmt

  21. YVONNE

    June 7, 2013 at 5:05 pm

    Buh y do guys now belittle them selves when they wanna break up..jes aking??

  22. honeymix...

    June 7, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    One of the worst should be dude calling to stir up trouble for some reason best known to him.And then the silence treatment,found out he was in my area cos our places are a bit far. Just figured that he dint really want to talk about the whole issue he accused me of cos if he did,he would at least have asked to see me. Got the message and dropped the idiot…. Very immature I think.

  23. g2

    June 7, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    I’m a better friend than a boyfriend, you’ll find someone who will worship you like mammy water. Very silly guy

    • MsEzed

      June 8, 2013 at 4:22 pm

      Lol @ “worship you like mammy water” hehe

  24. hunklover

    June 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    lol, worst break up line have ever heard- babe went to see her guy (she’s been with for 5 years) and he was like – I thought you brought your wedding iv..that was deep. the previous comments here is no big deal 🙂

  25. ik

    June 7, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    this<—- You are a trouble maker. I am not deaf, have heard you.

  26. Omoba

    June 7, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    My father picked a wife for me back home
    Am joining the Nigerian army
    “Its not you,Its me”

  27. sade Emi oga

    June 7, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Na wa o Toke.. this fonE makes your face move in funny ways…. pls dear, Biko stick to our naija accent…ok seriously

  28. toksy

    June 7, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Name sake …funny video.. on another level, i will like to know what products you are using to Blach, am interested.
    But however, i think you should stop with yours o, you are so white now, your features have flattened instead of being ascentuated..abi is it only me that sees this.. One luv

  29. zoomzoomzoom

    June 7, 2013 at 8:40 pm

    The worst breakup line for me was none…SILENCE! The ex-boyfriend led me on for several months calling as many times as 5 times daily, sending several emails in a day.He just stopped calling one day, I tried calling him many times, visited him many times in Lagos, he avoided me like a plague! A year after, I got over him totally.2years after his deafening silence, I got married to a great man.6 months afterwards, the ex-boyfriend started calling to know how I was faring. …I wished I could slap the idiot there&then.
    No matter what went wrong between us, I would have appreciated an explanation of what I did wrong (if it was my fault).

  30. salsera

    June 7, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    is there a good breakup line? no matter what anyone says its still be seen as the worst breakup line

  31. Ms. T

    June 7, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    Silence is ABSOLUTELY the worst …emotional damage you can’t even get closure.
    You’ll forever ask that question but what did I do !.
    Any other thing you can come to terms with after sometime.

    Then that connection thing ?? Didn’t you know there was no connection 4 weeks after you started dating ? why wait for 6 months.

  32. Lola

    June 8, 2013 at 10:03 am

    Wow! This is like the first time people are actually focusing on Toke’s vlog and not dissing her, Praise be to Jesus lol

  33. akakpu

    June 8, 2013 at 10:54 am

    You have small breast and ass i want a well endowed woman.

    • John

      June 11, 2013 at 6:25 pm

      U didn’t give him a slap there & then choi! Imagine someone’s height of bravery?

    • mogu

      June 15, 2013 at 3:28 pm

      abeg, please give me his addresss , i will beat some sense into him

  34. ephie

    June 8, 2013 at 11:55 am

    1.) A break up is a break up – with or without honesty
    e.g “I’m tired and so I can’t continue with this relationship” – unfortunately true or “it’s my fault you’re too good for me” -utterly stupid

    All of them dey pain.

    2.) Sisters please cut our brothers some slack some of us have broken up with them before or at least led them on some how. I had this guy that was runsing me tir almost 3years he said he wasn’t going to take no for an answer so I chose to indulge him when he realized I was serious he parked well and left me in peace. Some of us also see that our relationships aren’t working out well and still choose to deceive ourselves.

    Tip : always prepare for the worse in every relationship marriage included.


  35. b

    June 8, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    Leaving behind the known past and embracing the unknown future.

  36. genesis

    June 8, 2013 at 7:57 pm

    Tank God .,.I was beginning 2 tink sumtin was wrong wit me 4 getting d silent treatment.,glad its a common phenomenon..its d most immature approach.

  37. Teddy Bear

    June 8, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Hmmm….Bella Naija deleted my comment again. It wasn’t sexually explicit, laced with profanity, violent nor was it blasphemous. Maybe the moderator is sensitive about bleaching…Every comment I have made about the matter has been deleted….hmmm…who knows if this one will be approved sef! Oh wells….I speaks the truth! 🙂

  38. Peace

    June 8, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    SILENT TREATMENT – now that’s a killer. my ex did it to me. he just sent a msg 1 day sayn he doesnt know what to thik about us anymore. (afta misbehaving fr months). from then on, I kald him and msgd him countless times. He wudnt pick or respond, the few times he did, he gave attitude and all that (on top nutn). I had to force myself to stop loving him and move on. I kept wondern if I did sumtn wrong, but I was totally convinced I loved him right, which he knew. 6 mnths later, he strts kaln and beggn and sayn he wants me to be his wife, till date. abeg, park well, I’ve soooo moooved on. He hurt me soo bad dt i lost weight, evn my parents tot I was ill. Dt silent treatment no get part 2 o

  39. Peace

    June 8, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    Hez now sayn he knws he messd up n its all his fault, no one has ever loved him as much as I did….blahblah….Now dts selfish! God help us all

  40. missy

    June 9, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    I don’t put my mind to any relationship again,after my ex(the one I thought I could swim the ocean for) referred to me as his friend.i called and he said talk to my girlfriend and I thought he was joking so I did now ,after which I asked her to give the phone back to him so I asked my position and he said I was just a friend choi!!! since then any relationship with me his just a game ,maybe someday or probably soon am not God,I would find someone whom we will complement each other but for now am focusing on building myself till love finds me.

    • Hmmmn

      June 13, 2013 at 3:12 am

      Aww, I feel you @missy
      Sending u a hug from here. God will do your own at His set time (Amen)

  41. Jibola Obembe

    June 9, 2013 at 11:46 pm

    LOOOL! *sigh…y’all comments gon make a nollywood hit sef

  42. Jibola Obembe

    June 9, 2013 at 11:54 pm


  43. Ade

    June 10, 2013 at 11:46 am

    My foolish ex told me “God told him some other guy is my Husband”. In his words, exactly…”Babe I have a message for you from God, he told me the guy i saw u with on sunday is ur husband”. 2weeks after he told me dt crap, i learnt he was getting married in less than one month! and yea, he did get married on Saturday, 8th June…….
    The wonders we hear from men… it just hurts that after 9months of endless sacrifices, thats the crap he tot right to tell me…..Definitely, God is watching

    • Brave

      June 10, 2013 at 1:53 pm

      awww…*hug* dont worry love, you deserve better..x

    • mydear

      June 15, 2013 at 1:55 pm

      @Ade That is deep! he is a heartless monster.

  44. eniola

    June 10, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    WOW! Silence though, my last relationship of 3years and 2 months was ended on that note and i haven’t even made a move to ask why or wassup? And it’s almost five months now. My skin is thick like that, plus i was already falling out of love with him, but believe me it never showed cos i was hoping the love would come back and so when he chose to leave, it was all good. In the past i used to be the carrier of the news and i spell it out well. One, i’ll never forget is ”You seem tired and don’t want to be blamed in the future, i’ll take the blame, we are done” and that was it.Dude started acting up because he got a little insignificant nothing then. He caught up with on whatsApp last year and was forming there’s only one Eniola he used to know, she was his heaven and earth, still loves her to the moon and back, can’t even tell how or what led to their break-up then bla bla bla. Stylishly trying to get into my head seeing that i’m doing better, as he doesn’t seem to have made a plus to his ”i better pass my neighbor life” since about eight years ago. Break-up na break-up anyhow wey hin come grow past it.

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    June 10, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Silence is the worst killer,none can be compare!

  46. Naijagirl

    June 10, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    Thank God, I haven’t had any guy tell me any of these lines. But, it’s hilarious. I’m sure it wasn’t funny at first but it is now.

  47. KAY

    June 11, 2013 at 11:56 am

    she didnt tell me wat i did wrong, i saw wat i did wron on twitter 3months later

  48. naana

    June 11, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    where my brothers @? a sister needs to hear your side of the story too.

    • mydear

      June 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm

      let’s not be so quick to judge men. We ladies are sometimes just as bad..

      I will confess I have used the excuse that I wasn’t able to commit fully and I needed sometime to get used to the idea.. I promised to call him in a few hours.. 6 years later I never did nor responded to any of his calls and texts..
      Dami-boy (remember the nickname?) if u r reading this. I AM SORRY for being a coward.

      I had agreed to date this guy in a moment of pure folly.. Realized my idiocy after a few days and I culdnt back-track coz he was really nice and all.. Sadly, I wasn’t just into him…

  49. Chicadimples

    June 11, 2013 at 3:53 pm

    Hmmm na wa o! Guys can be wicked o! Choi!
    All d comments just made my afternoon.
    Be strong guys,God is ur muscle!!

  50. Gabby

    June 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    SILENCE is the worst, i don’t understand why some men do that…My ex did that to me, and called me the other day but couldn’t speak very silly 42 yr old man mxiiiu. Anyways God is good, he will bring an amazing man to me no rush.

  51. Woman

    June 12, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    “u are not groomed for marriage”

  52. Hmmmn

    June 13, 2013 at 3:09 am

    “Let’s just be friends, good friends”.
    Good friends for wetin??? God dey o

  53. Diadem

    June 18, 2013 at 4:22 am

    Told my Ex point & plain that his sex demands were too much…seems dat was d only tin on his mind. He worried me sick wen I hadnt made up my mind to give it out yet till I yielded. Avoided him like plague afterwards & sent him a harsh &horrible text on Val’s day abt d reason y I cant continue. It hit him hard bcos I guess he loved me…He tried getting bak but I ve already accepted anoda guy who’s nw my fiance. Better 2be plain & expect anything

  54. Tutu

    June 24, 2013 at 11:32 am

    hmmm….met a guy through a mutual friend last year and he started calling…called at least twice everyday and even said he wanted to see me cos we lived very far from each other and cos of busy schedules, we couldn’t see. he then suddenly stopped calling and even texting and i got concerned. Mistake i made was calling him severally afterwards…..he told our mutual friend he didn’t want to continue whatever we had and till now, i haven’t set my eyes on him…not even really sure what he looks like…at least he should have had the courage to call or even explain whatever it was….guys can be so cowardly sometimes….It is well, I’m sure he left space for someone better and brighter *sighs*

  55. my luck

    June 28, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    ” i love you too much, i have no control of my feelings when i am around you” my ex boyfriend said to me. ” you deserve so much better maybe i am just a bad person” he says n not forgetting the icing on the cake ” we are great friends.” Like WTF after 4years of dating now u decide we should have been friends all along. SMH …………. but na so what can a sister do than to move on. hoping for the best

  56. omoaderoba

    July 1, 2013 at 11:21 am

    “Silence” is the very worst! I’ll rather hear a break up line than hear nothing! Tell me I’m fat, small, poor, too rich,loquacious whatever but please don’t say nothing!

  57. Onyi

    July 3, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    …and after 2 yrs of the relationship, he goes… I’m sorry, my father has withdrawn his support for the relationship and not even a reason for that up till date! some men can be cowards sha

  58. majek

    July 8, 2013 at 8:08 am

    @all hmmm…na wa ooo

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