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First Lady of Nigeria Patience Jonathan wants you to call her “Mama Peace”

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Patience Jonathan - December 2013 - BellaNaija

Call it rebranding just in time for 2014.

The First Lady Patience Jonathan will like you to address her as “Mama Peace“.

She made this statement on Friday 13th December 2013 at the inauguration of the the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Maternal and Child Health, also known as the MAMA Project, reports Punch Newspaper

Her name change is aimed at bringing an end to the violent acts of the Boko Haram sect.

Here’s what Mama Peace said at the event held at the Presidential Villa;

“My name is no more Patience but now Mama Peace because I believe that without peace, there will be no more women, no more children and no more health sector. Without peace, the international community will be afraid to come and invest in our country.

Peace is from the heart and not from the tongue or lips; not what you say but what is in you. We pray for genuine peace because peace is the key to our arriving at our desired destination as a nation.

We are approaching the new year which is a year of peace, progress and so many good things to come. 2014 is going to be a year of no militancy and no Boko Haram because God will shower peace and make us take a U-turn from disaster.”

All hail Mama Peace.

39 Comments

  1. Gertrude

    December 14, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Honestly, this country is just somehow. The saddest part is that it’s not a joke.

    • Ajoke

      December 16, 2013 at 2:24 am

      As in, just ugh! LOL

  2. Oyinkan

    December 14, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    LOL. No comment…or is that a comment in and of itself?

  3. slice

    December 14, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Amen!

  4. Sofolarin

    December 14, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Seriously? She is an illiterate.

  5. Dolapo

    December 14, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    This mama Jonathan’s picture, was it a promo shot? If yes, for wetin? Movie role?

  6. Berry Dakara

    December 14, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Joker

  7. Canadathingz

    December 14, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    So if peace is for the heart not for. The mouth why should we. All her Mama Peace? Is this it the name that will throw those boko haram guys in jail?????!

  8. franny

    December 14, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    Okay

  9. Endo

    December 14, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    So a mere name change will bring an end to Boko Haram’s murderous spree?! I cry for my country

    Pls share your endometriosis stories @ endochallenges.wordpress.com. Let’s beat endo together!

  10. Miss_Flygerian

    December 14, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    LOOOOOOL!!!!! Mama Peace? Issorait.

  11. Bide

    December 14, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Really???,Like for real?

  12. Tunde

    December 14, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Checked my bank account and ain’t nothing changed. This woman can like to gtfoh #period

    • truetalk

      December 14, 2013 at 10:10 pm

      LMAOOOOO! #weak

  13. Mz Socially Awkward...

    December 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    If to say I no respect am as person wey fit old reach to be my mama, ehn… Because this sort of gross idiocy get insult wey for fit am, well-well…

    • TA

      December 15, 2013 at 2:05 am

      Lol! Shebi I tell you that time say make you sef do name
      change to Mz Socially Awesome,nah so you come dey talk long story
      like lawyer… Oh dear,this woman sha,Ldkmdf.

    • Mz Socially Awkward...

      December 15, 2013 at 11:51 pm

      My dear sister, even in spite of my many shortcomings, I no sure say my self-delusion don reach as Dame P dey manifest. There must be some kind of stupid-juice stirred into the water which is drunk at Aso Rock because when you read press releases like this one and the constant crap Reuben Abati churns out, you go just weak…

  14. Temi

    December 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    At least she don stop to dey embarrass us on an international level with her oyinbo.

  15. timi

    December 14, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    Funny as this sounds.She is quite an effective politician as she easily relates with > 70 percent of nigerians who are functional illiterates.

    • Iris

      December 14, 2013 at 8:35 pm

      #dead

  16. honeymix

    December 14, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    So what has the name gotta do with the issues in this country

  17. Blessmyheart

    December 14, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    She brings comic relief at least.

  18. Sylvia

    December 14, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Mama peaccccccccccccccccccccccccce! I done hear. When I reach there I’ll change my Name 2 mama FREDOM…

  19. Bobosteke & Lara Bian

    December 14, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Lord, please help us. Fast.

  20. great nigerian

    December 14, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    MAMA PEACE indeed!!! if you want to be so called, start
    with Rivers state. End the violence you are perpetrating
    there…

    • Alero Ruppee

      December 15, 2013 at 5:16 pm

      U HV spoken my mind ,great Nigerian.

  21. Amaechi Igwe

    December 14, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Mama peace,, u don try,,abi u think say na so Nelson
    Mandela take become an icon.if u want become Mama peace,for Boko
    haram. Go Borno state, go make peace,make them behead you ,,, abeg
    Mama Nigeria make u and ur husband enter house pray and think as
    una go take help the poor people,pls

  22. Amaechi Igwe

    December 14, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    Mama peace,, u don try,,abi u think say na so Nelson
    Mandela take become an icon , abeg Mama Nigeria make u and ur
    husband enter house pray and think as una go take help the poor
    people,pls

  23. nenye

    December 15, 2013 at 4:27 am

    hahahahahahahah……………………….., idey
    laughoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.Mama peace in PH.I sorry for
    Naija

  24. tade

    December 15, 2013 at 6:56 am

    Mama waiting!!!? let charity begin @ home (okirika n River
    state) Make peace with your God n Amechi.

  25. tusheghe

    December 15, 2013 at 9:05 am

    whats wrong with this woman looool

  26. mia

    December 15, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    Like I even call her name in ages…mshewww

  27. DaniSmart

    December 15, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    What peaceful seed did “Mama” peace and GEJ plant to harvest peace in 2014? You want loan from bank when you do not maintain account with the bank…….I too de laughooooooo!

  28. beccah

    December 15, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Very funny

  29. Hurperyeahmie

    December 16, 2013 at 7:53 am

    mama peace ko, mama trouble ni

    • Oyinkan

      December 16, 2013 at 9:53 pm

      LMAO

  30. whocares

    December 16, 2013 at 10:22 am

    LMAOO. oh gods. I actually get the sentiment behind it..
    she recognises salient social issues, and she is trying in her
    pointless ways to address them.. No Mrs J calling you mama peace
    will NOT solve the problems; but compared to her other speeches
    etc… I will take this one.

  31. Miss Tettie

    December 17, 2013 at 1:49 am

    Imagine!
    I totally agree with the stupid juice
    Has this woman ever visited bh victims? Abi what has she done in her capacity to ensure peace?
    Won pe gbogbo eranko to ni iwo, igbin yoju

  32. EOA

    January 21, 2014 at 1:11 am

    Patience Jonathan is a dumb insolence and her husband Goodluck is a dumb fool, I wonder why we have these stupid fools to rule our affairs, may God have mercy on us. She should go back to the market to sell dried fish, that’s where she belong. He will not run the second term.

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