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Who Else Thinks about the Cash Benefits of Whistleblowing?

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I mean, we should expect that there are cash benefits for this whistleblowing thing right?

With the way pounds and dollars are being whistleblown here and there, it does seem like a lucrative business to invest into.

But the question still remains, how does one become a whistle blower?

Although it seems like if you are quitting your job to be a full time whistleblower, you would have to take some years off to perfect the skills of whistle blowing. Let’s not forget the investigation involved.

But even after you have notified the authorities on your suspicion, what do you get in return for your good deed?

BellaNaijarians please share your thoughts.

8 Comments

  1. Pretty

    April 14, 2017 at 9:09 am

    BN sorry but how dumb can you be. Asking if someone ll quit his/her job to make whistleblowing a full time career. Don’t you know it’s in d process of doing your everyday job you notice such practices. You think d whistle blower was sitting at home watching Netflix. Borrow yourself some sense and rewrite this thing.

    • Dee

      April 14, 2017 at 9:38 am

      Funny you didn’t realise that it was a joke.

    • Deola Momoh

      April 14, 2017 at 9:43 am

      Smart u

    • keke driver

      April 14, 2017 at 9:46 am

      what’s with the insult nau, people are just aggressive for nothing, if you didn’t have anything to contribute you should have just kept quiet…na wa o.

    • AceOfSpades

      April 14, 2017 at 10:22 am

      I tell you! You correct someone politely and even apologize if the person will find it upsetting in advance but the reply will go all ballistic on you.

  2. Lady Mo!

    April 14, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Got this on Facebook, have a good laugh;

    I am pleased to announce the launch of our inaugural Whistle Blowing certificate programmes listed below:

    – 6 Months Diploma in Whistle Blowing (DWB): This crash-course programme will equip you with the ability to spot suspected houses where stolen funds are kept. With this degree, you will be able to spot Naira stashes kept behind walls.

    – 3 Years Bachelor of Science (B.Sc) Degree in Whistle Blowing: Smart people don’t keep stolen funds in Naira. So why should you go about looking for Naira loot? This programme equips you with the aided ability to spot all looted foreign currencies.

    – 18 Months M.Sc Degree in Whistle Blowing: The looters have become masters, and that is why you also need to be a master at whistle blowing. Take your whistle-blowing ability to the next level with our M.Sc. Spot looted local and foreign currencies in Houses (Mud or Modern) Safes (Fire or Water proof), Wells (Wet or Dry) Caskets (Cemetery or Burial Ground).

    – 3 Years Doctor of Philosophy in Whistle Blowing: Looters understand the importance of leaving no trails, and have now employed digital currencies in looting. With this degree, you will be able to decipher owners of bitcoin wallets with looted funds. You don’t even have to leave your house scouting for houses like a real estate agent, or burial grounds like an undertaker. Simply sit behind a computer like a Yahoo Yahoo boy and earn whistle blowing $$$ easily.

    Signed,
    Director of Recruitment,
    Oju Ole University

    • tunmi

      April 14, 2017 at 7:59 pm

      lmaoooo

      but seriously tho.

  3. Pretty

    April 16, 2017 at 6:30 am

    @dee you are trying too hard. Made my point. Shikena!

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