Comedy
In Case You Were Wondering Why There Are No Superheroes in Nigeria, this Twitter Thread Explains
Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, Ironman, Captain Marvel, Captain America—so many superheroes and none of them Nigerian. Even the African one, Black Panther, isn’t from the most populous black nation, but a fictional one, Wakanda.
And, it seems like we weren’t the only wondering why this is so.
Twitter user @Mide_yy made a simple tweet, If superheroes were in Nigeria; and the replies show exactly why we don’t have superheroes in Nigeria.
See for yourself:
Dr. Banner after turning to the hulk for the 13th time in a day because of Police, Danfo Drivers and Sarz pic.twitter.com/zRBFmS1QuC
— OKADA (@manueltheeone) September 2, 2020
The Flash trying to tell Sarz he’s a superhero not a Yahoo boy pic.twitter.com/zRRX9mwRMY
— Leevi? (@dice_evan) September 2, 2020
Spiderman telling Ikorodu people to calm down after breaking the 5th NEPA pole pic.twitter.com/783QPPW7sQ
— OKADA (@manueltheeone) September 2, 2020
Batman for no be superhero because him uncle go don claim all him papa inheritance
— The Attah of Nigeria ??? (@akortainment) September 2, 2020
Batman for no be superhero because him uncle go don claim all him papa inheritance
— The Attah of Nigeria ??? (@akortainment) September 2, 2020
When Cyborg remembers there won’t be light for the next 3 days pic.twitter.com/mfZl893nGr
— Chidori? (@DoziePillz) September 2, 2020
Captain America when he finds out they’re using his shield to fry akara pic.twitter.com/QNuTPmfmCi
— Tola (@palmypapi) September 3, 2020
Wonderwoman tries to save mama
Mama: why are you dressing like ashawo?Spiderman ordering bolt Because no skyscrapers to swing from.
Batman can’t pass because Governor’s convoy is moving
Felicity Smoak can’t hack anything because no light and Wasiu mechanic dinnor fix gen well
— SOMEBODY’S SON (@Mr_homepage) September 2, 2020
Aquaman at Lagos Mainland. pic.twitter.com/qvxIYgKs28
— Auay Jokesomefun (@Sunday_Akinjide) September 2, 2020
Deadpool waiting for Nigerian Tailors to sew his costume after two months. pic.twitter.com/yzB3srZb2p
— Chidori? (@DoziePillz) September 2, 2020
Wen d tailor arrive dis is what he gets
What i ask 4. Vs. What i get pic.twitter.com/yi6WRZQOyR— @Philip?? (@destind2bgr8) September 2, 2020
Those aboki that picks metals seeing iron man in his suit pic.twitter.com/GaSHSK2KEd
— M I M I ♉⚡? oh BTW a boy?? (@AdeeyoMiracle) September 2, 2020
Flash trying to cross Ikeja along pic.twitter.com/YGQmhHb2ML https://t.co/vNUSbY1CTW
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) September 2, 2020
When Batman is fighting crime and someone says "your father" https://t.co/laN4xbSFQP pic.twitter.com/1WvsKe5m9Z
— ODOGWŪ?⚓ (@_gaiuss) September 2, 2020
Ant man when he arrives to save a family and they spay him ota pia pia https://t.co/73hUGEUlMS pic.twitter.com/WHbHFh1Jl3
— ɬɧɛ ʄɛɱı (@_zie_io) September 2, 2020
Aquaman trying to explain to people that he's not mami water https://t.co/wP6QYRtHB6 pic.twitter.com/l9LWpGMVsO
— pere ponsˣ (@will__sho) September 2, 2020
Lmao, Batman meeting empty space where he parked his car at Ojuelegba: https://t.co/fDQfNudL8Z pic.twitter.com/kPyAXZ0UKQ
— ALÁKORÍ ÈKÓ ⚡️ (@gboyeezy) September 2, 2020
I've had this for over a year and it's still funny asl https://t.co/Ncht3utbQC pic.twitter.com/1evRdVqeRi
— Tomi (@TomyyO_) September 2, 2020
Flash after seeing a gala seller run past him https://t.co/rrQADDdvAd pic.twitter.com/Eu3AhZ6e1m
— Yoruba stewwww?? (@olvmidee) September 2, 2020
Cyborg's father after using him to hack Zenith and UBA https://t.co/NAcskWwTwS pic.twitter.com/0aDzqFIegQ
— kaye vuitton ?? (@kayechukwu) September 2, 2020
Captain America when soldiers catch him wearing camo pic.twitter.com/5XVoJbyQge https://t.co/Sq592RjGmT
— 4 chainZ (@Sheg_un) September 2, 2020
Sanwo-Olu will introduce superhero tax. https://t.co/gdWP0saXcd
— Marvin the Paranoid (@Boboye_Ak) September 2, 2020
Need we go on? With these few points of ours, we hope we’ve been able to convince you, and not confuse…
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