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“I was sure Jax had seen a lot of beard gang members in heaven” – Read Noble Igwe’s “Memoir of a First Time Dad”

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Noble Igwe and his wife Chioma

Entrepreneur and style influencer Noble Igwe has begun a new series detailing his experience as a first time dad on Style Vitae, a lifestyle platform he founded.

Titled Daddy Jax- Memoirs of a First-Time Dad, Noble, in the first series stated that although him and his wife Chioma‘s daughter Jasmine is just four months old, “her journey from God to us started a while ago and I’m writing this diary so when she’s old enough, she understands what her mum put me through in the name of pregnancy hormones and all that jazz Chioma swept under the carpet with ‘We are two'”.

He talked about a regular discussion between him and Chioma after they discovered she was pregnant, and was advised by the doctor to not pick up heavy things. The discussions looked like this:

Chioma: Nobs

Nobs: Yes love

Chioma: Please come

Nobs: I’m coming, I’m trying to round up this TV show

Chioma: Baby, please come

Nobs: Okay, I’m on my way  

Chioma: Hurry up

*Getting to the room*

Chioma: Please help me put on my slippers

Nobs: I don’t understand

Chioma: Baby, remember that the doctor said I shouldn’t be bending over

Nobs: Even to wear your slippers

Chioma: Oh, okay, let me wear it then. Sha remember that I warned you.

Nobs: It’s alright, let me do it

All these didn’t bother me as much as her new diet, Noble said. He shared another conversation to show why:

Chioma: Babes, where are you?

Nobs: On my back, Do you want anything?

Chioma: I’m hungry

Nobs : Emmanuel is not around?

Chioma: He is, I want Suya and Ice Cream.

Nobs : How in the name of God are you going to eat Suya and ice cream together?

Chioma : I think that’s what the baby wants?

Nobs : The baby whatsapped you?

Chioma : No love, but I can tell

Nobs : I’d drive through Buka Hut and Cold Stone but don’t call me to sit with you in the toilet.

“Jax came on a Tuesday but I’m not going to be like “It was the best moment of my life” because for the first few hours and days, I was more interested in my wife recovering fully. Don’t get me wrong, I was happy to carry her in my arms but I didn’t know her yet and I wanted to be sure that my wife and mother of my now-born-child was recovering just fine,” he said.

He talked about the first night and why she wasn’t surprised to see that he had full beard on his cheeks and chin.

“The First night, Chioma was sleeping so I fed Jax for the first time and occasionally she opened her eyes to look at me. Going by the pictures from the biblical era, I was sure that Jax had seen a lot of beard gang members in heaven and so wasn’t surprised to see her daddy with full beard,” he said.

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27 Comments

  1. Nikky

    June 12, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    Awwwww. This is so sweet

  2. Dee----

    June 12, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    “The baby whatsapped you?”….This cracked me up..lol

    • Palmwine

      June 12, 2017 at 11:17 pm

      Yawns*

  3. fancynancy

    June 12, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Noble Igwe and his many lies. trust him to garnish these so-called memoirs just for the gram.

    • Palmwine

      June 12, 2017 at 9:39 pm

      Whats more, he is as arrogant and proud as they come. Never liked him, never will. The wife appears ok sha.
      The story and conversations obviously garnished with even more lies just for attention

    • Babym

      June 12, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      Abeg what has he said here that is soooo outlandish and garnished???

    • Olori

      June 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

      lol @ garnish.

    • Asa

      June 12, 2017 at 11:19 pm

      The garnishing is what makes it interesting joor. It’s a story for entertainment sake. A little salt and pepper I’d allowed jare. I quite enjoyed it.

    • DAME

      June 13, 2017 at 8:50 am

      am telling you… *yawns again*

    • Derin87

      June 13, 2017 at 10:05 am

      @palmwine arrogant? Met Noble once and he is so down to earth and friendly, maybe it’s his dapper dress sense that comes across as arrogant but he is a pleasant fellow. Ain’t nothing wrong with garnishing, makes the story sweet

  4. Nelo

    June 12, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    cute!

  5. Babym

    June 12, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Lolol that cracked me up ? Sooo cute

  6. Omo lara zion

    June 12, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    I love this

    • nnenne

      June 13, 2017 at 3:15 am

      Me too!

  7. Ottawa Queen

    June 13, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Aww he’s such an understanding husband.

  8. Victor Adegoke

    June 13, 2017 at 8:05 am

    Cool story!

  9. ekalor

    June 13, 2017 at 8:23 am

    I dont understand, Its a feel good, heart warming story. whats the problem

    • Sammie

      June 13, 2017 at 10:50 am

      They hate him cuz he’s short. If this were coming from any other person, it’ll had been ooohs and awwws all the way. Funny tho I still think his wife is the prettiest.

  10. Fabulous

    June 13, 2017 at 8:39 am

    Very funny story. Cool dad.

  11. Noble

    June 13, 2017 at 10:13 am

    So when can see the baby’s face.

  12. Vera

    June 13, 2017 at 10:34 am

    I love Nobs n Chioma! To me Noble is real, have watched some of his interviews and i can tell to an extent…. “The baby whatsapped you” cracked me up too. So funny!

  13. Iyun

    June 13, 2017 at 10:43 am

    Awwww I enjoyed it, Chioma drama ehn hahahaha and this Noble must be a clown with the way he replied…

  14. Bel

    June 13, 2017 at 11:00 am

    We all need some light love and laughter once in a while. Good one, it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside..

  15. Sul

    June 13, 2017 at 11:03 am

    Lmao pregnant women sha! I feel her suya and ice cream combo. I used to do d same thing to my hubby n being d sweet man he was, he wud jst say okee baby n go n get watever oversabi tin i wanted to eat. Hhahaha the perks.

  16. Chiomah

    June 13, 2017 at 11:17 am

    he probably embellished it but that’s part of the fun…all pregnant mum can relate! congrats to your family Noble and Chioma.

  17. Yellow sun

    June 13, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    I see no garnishing abeg
    I was never a Milo and beans person..
    But whilst pregnant I will wake up at 3 am and tell my hubby I want Milo and beans….
    It wasn’t funny the first few nights…until hubby got the memo and had it ready in case i wake up for it
    We even nicknamed it womb service requests
    I can relate jare…true story

  18. Uwamukiza

    June 27, 2017 at 11:53 pm

    I don’t understand how people are able to find something negative about this story!! it was cute and funny…but oh well even Jesu had haters!!

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