I recently went to see the movie “Crazy Rich Asians” at IMAX lekki. I had read reviews and concluded it was a cheesy movie that would...
“Ahu enwe’u nno.” I remember My grandma (God bless her soul) made that comment every single time she farted and we complained. As a child, I...
I have never understood why people, willingly, dress up in the middle of the night and risk the horrors of the street just to go squash...
I heard the strangest thing this morning. A lady left her husband of about 13 months over dirty dishes. Apparently, the man had been forming ‘fit-fam’...
The first time I met the parent of someone I was amorous with (I’ll call him Chuka) was when I was about 16. By amorous I...
Last year I met a guy. A friend, Ladi, who was visiting from the US had introduced us on a night out and he took my...
One of the worst feelings in the world is going through a break-up. It doesn’t even have to be romantic, it could be between you and...
The first thing I say when I am on a date is: “I don’t like people easily”. And I do this to give the person a...
When I was growing up in Aba, there was this mad man we called “Anya Faya”. His upper eyelids were permanently turned inside out. It was the...
I have always been averse to people setting me up with potential partners. This is not because I am stuck on the ‘original’ belief that a...
People turn up their nose at you when you suggest anything remotely derogatory about your parents, especially your mother. This is understandable. Culture, religion, and morals...
Every girl has her ‘goody bag’. For some, it is facial beauty or the way their body looks. For others, it is the ability to “quickly...
Growing up in the eastern part of Nigeria, we dreamed of getting married before having children: you meet a man or woman, introduce him/her to your...
I recently received a phone call from one of my close friends who lives in Abuja. The last time we spoke, she had hinted on the...
In life, there are some people that neither need to watch what they eat nor go to the gym to stay slender. I am not one...
I have nothing against kids. I must let you know that from this outset. In fact, I wish I could go back to being one right...
I hate to be the girl that moans about how hard life is, but yeah…the last 12 days have been rather difficult. I mean, good things...
One of my decisions for the New Year is to become more social, slide into DMs, accept more invitations and hang out more with people who...
Normally, I would start my ‘End of Year Reflections’ and set goals for the coming year by the 2nd week of December, but I have been...
If you asked any of my siblings to share their earliest memories of me, there is a high chance they would narrate a story of me...
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