Comedy
What’s Your Next Move?
Hello BellaNaijarians! So, this has been trending on our Instagram.
What’s your next move? Think about it thoroughly. For some people, a 25-minute meeting with Beyoncé may be worth more than $10,000.
Which option are you going with?
aproko housewife
June 21, 2017 at 5:10 pm
omoh!! if i see the money, forget the dinner o! recession don make man dey tink only for him pocket.
keke driver
June 21, 2017 at 5:51 pm
ekis sir, who is Beyonce?
Abeg give me cash sharp sharp Beyonce ko, Miyonce nii
Spunky
June 21, 2017 at 5:11 pm
Jamb ???
Puzzles
June 21, 2017 at 5:21 pm
Abeg, give me the money!!! $100,000 = NGN 4.68 Milllion
feyi
June 21, 2017 at 5:27 pm
Long throat. They said $10,000. Are you living in the past? It’s now 1USD = N365.
Puzzles
June 22, 2017 at 8:38 am
My bad. NGN 3.65 Million is still a lot of money.
Yes
June 21, 2017 at 5:22 pm
Is this a trick question?
Yes
June 21, 2017 at 5:54 pm
If we were talking of people like OBama, Michele, Bill Gates or Mark Z then I would consider. I admire Bey for her achievements but not enough to want a dinner and pass $10
sirtee
June 21, 2017 at 5:22 pm
I’ll take the money and walk away
feyi
June 21, 2017 at 5:25 pm
Of course $10,000 cash. Beyonce is a great entertainer but comes across as boring AF. She can barely hold a coherent, intelligent conversation, which is at least partly why she stopped granting interviews ages ago. Even if she could, she would be extremely guarded. Nothing exciting to discuss. Pass that USD sharp sharp, Harrods sale is coming abeg.
Lilo
June 21, 2017 at 6:14 pm
Maybe Rihanna or Adele cos they seem more fun but Bey looks dry and too image conscious
feyi
June 21, 2017 at 5:28 pm
Wow you guys are no longer approving comments before posting. Wonderful move. Makes the conversation flow much better. Just monitor it regularly to delete haters’ rubbish.
Ottawa Queen
June 21, 2017 at 5:37 pm
What sorta question is this na? Okay, supposing I’m a fan of Beyonce and then I have that dinner with her, so I’m done eating, the food digests, ehnn what next? I go empty handed? Probably, I still have to pay for my Uber to get home. Well, honestly, i’d rather opt for the $10,000 to the dinner even if it’s for 24hrs. You can throw this question to the likes of Tonto Dike or Toke Makinwa who live for the gram and obviously have the funds already. They’l be ecstatic displaying their celebrity dinner pics.
Musicislife
June 21, 2017 at 5:37 pm
$10,000 sharp sharp
Lipstickalley
June 21, 2017 at 5:40 pm
Dinner with Beyonce if it comes with her wedding ring or else i walk with my 10k jeje
Carter
June 21, 2017 at 5:42 pm
Who Beyonce Help? See question oh..
Missy J
June 21, 2017 at 5:49 pm
Dinner with Beyonce. Collect contacts and open new connections which will in turn earn me much money.
Xoxo
June 21, 2017 at 5:57 pm
Bella Naija, what kind of question is this?!
Dinner with blank-stare, robotic-acting, inarticulate Beyoncé?
At least make it interesting with someone like Oprah, Michelle Obama or these tech billionaires. The money would be good, but I could also pitch a business idea to them that could earn me millions!
Yes
June 21, 2017 at 6:18 pm
My point exactly
ça va
June 21, 2017 at 7:40 pm
You spoke my mind.She
Keeky
June 21, 2017 at 6:15 pm
Is this even a question? $10,000 = extra money I don’t have to sweat for.
Mannie
June 21, 2017 at 6:27 pm
I’ll take the dinner over the money. There’s a potential of forming a relationship with someone who can link me up with opportunities that will give me many times over $10,000. Yes, it’s a gamble, but I’ll choose that over a one-off $10,000.
remsy
June 21, 2017 at 10:05 pm
is this a questions or a shade?
Weezy
June 21, 2017 at 6:41 pm
I don’t need the money per se. But it feels wrong to turn it down.
Still, a chance to have dinner with Beyonce? This is hard.
duke
June 21, 2017 at 6:53 pm
What is Beyonce??
June
June 21, 2017 at 7:17 pm
At this point in my life, what $10,000 can do for me !! Bey-who????? *blank stare*
OA
June 21, 2017 at 7:26 pm
Before considering potential business opportunities with someone like Beyoncé, you better have skills like make-uping, doing hair, designing clothes. At most, that’s the only business idea that might be entertained and chances of those are very slim sef. People like that stick to the ones that have been doing it for them since 19-gbongbaran. Don’t be expecting any Wall Street, technology, choreography, videography, etc. deals from a less than 1.5 hour dinner.
ça va
June 21, 2017 at 7:41 pm
You spoke my mind. She isn’t an interesting figure
Ladonna
June 21, 2017 at 7:50 pm
Pls give me the money please
They never
June 21, 2017 at 7:59 pm
I’ll even take 100k NAIRA over Beyoncé…I gat no talent ,wat I meeting her for
Ajala & Foodie
June 21, 2017 at 8:26 pm
@ They never, pretty certain you do have some kinda talent. Don’t short change yourself for only $10k. You however don’t have to take the dinner with Bey, I am not certain I would. I will need more info before that decision can be made.
Frank
June 21, 2017 at 10:24 pm
Man F&*# BEYONCE
Nigerian
June 22, 2017 at 4:34 am
The thing is what potential does the dinner hold? Will anything profitable come out of it? 10,ooo use can start me up and it is a certainty while Madam Beyonce is an uncertainty as i do not know the outcome therefore 10,000 it is.
debb
June 22, 2017 at 9:42 am
i will even choose $100 over Beyonce
Kimmy
June 22, 2017 at 11:23 am
Just negodu question
moretruth
June 22, 2017 at 3:15 pm
it doesn’t need any serious thought na…..pls give me my $10,000, I don’t know Beyonce & don’t care to know or meet her over dinner
akama
June 22, 2017 at 4:06 pm
I will jejely collect $10000 and which Beyonce on my TV while having dinner. Two for the price of one amirite?