Last week, I had to block a pal on mine on iMessage last week. His crime was grievous: Dude dared to reveal what happened to the...
Some weeks ago, I got added to a Whatsapp group set up by my secondary school alumni, and during one of our banter sessions, an ex-classmate...
It is all coming back to me now. 2009 was my annus horribilis – a year of true discontent. I remember jumping out of the shower...
Having deep but flirty conversations with a chic is a 2nd heaven. I have heard it said that a good conversation is like a mini skirt...
Dog House with Esco is a column for men, by a man. Women are welcome, too! {Click here to read the introduction} **** I remember my...
Welcome to the Dog-House, an Esco joint on BellaNaija’s real estate. What is a Dog-House? It is a utopia or a purgatory men are sent to,...
What gift did you receive for Christmas? Oh, nada? What about for your birthday, prior to that? Did you receive a gift or a present. I...
In the first years of my youth, I was told by certain insensitive adults that I would grow up to be a short man. If that...
Many moons ago, I met this chick in the most unusual manner. She and some bored friends had been randomly prank-calling home phone-numbers for fun. They...
I have my tinfoil hat on as I prepare this memo. I may need it, because though my readers have come here seeking enlightenment, at the...
Has anyone seen any of the episodes of Season 2 of the TV series “Empire” Did you see number of cameos by different celebs? There were more...
Being a public figure in Nigeria requires one to be thick-skinned. Like bokoto that just would not go tender when the heat is on. A life...
I am Igbo and I am proud, and these days I want to shout it from a zinc rooftop, like a village cockerel. No disrespect to...
In my family, we have pet-names for each other. These days, those names are nomenclatures of endearment, calculated to tease the so-named. However, growing up, it...
My cousins Nze and Emmanuel had to share a bedroom till they were in their early teens, as their house was smaller and tighter than a...
Some days ago, I was lounging, browsing on my phone, and sipping cool Lipton laced with local gin when my phone ringer went berserk. PING! TIAUN!...
Growing up, kids my age feared different things –gbomo gbomo or ojuju catching you for frolicking about in the streets after dark. It was those things,...
My Missus Nwanyioga rocks a wig during the day. She looks uber cute with it on. The wig comes off when she gets home. She has...
Last year, the CNN website ran an article by Jimmy Kimmel which suggests the 5 categories of “friends” you should unfriend on Facebook, as part of...
I was 13 when my family fell upon hard times. My old man had invested his fortunes in a string of ventures which ended up hemorrhaging...
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